Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-07-31 04:37:38
Try me, fishboy. You can't even kill me in three bursts like you used to be able to. (Partially the whole not being fish issue).

I think "Murphy's wittle putty-cat" sounds better. Also more fitting of you, Terenas.
Malicia2005-08-01 13:11:07
Gorokan tells you, "What use does mercury have?"

You tell Death Trooper Gorokan, Blade Artist, "Alchemists use it. For refilling
purposes, of course."

You tell Death Trooper Gorokan, Blade Artist, "It's rare and they pay well for
it. Gimmie."

Gorokan tells you, "How much do people pay for mercury?"

You tell Death Trooper Gorokan, Blade Artist, "Ask on market. They'll pay you
something. Not sure how much."

(Market): Gorokan says, "Selling some mercury."

Gorokan tells you, "Everyone's asking me how much."

Gorokan tells you, "And they refuse to make a goddamn offer."

Gorokan tells you, "I hate this place."






Gorokan2005-08-01 13:16:04
Yeah, laugh it up.
Unknown2005-08-01 13:21:37
What do you expect? People will always want you to make the offer hoping you have no clue and seriously rip yourself off.
Shiri2005-08-01 13:26:03
I buy mercury at like 500 when I find people selling it at random and I think I might need quicksilver, BTW.
Stangmar2005-08-01 13:33:25
500? I sold all of mine at 5 gp per to a seren way back before the Mag vs. Seren war. I must have been shafted.
Gorokan2005-08-01 14:00:57
Yeah, I had someone go off at me because I asked 350. So I went and sold it to someone I knew for 100 gold per tongue.gif
Shiri2005-08-01 14:04:56
QUOTE(Gorokan @ Aug 1 2005, 03:00 PM)
Yeah, I had someone go off at me because I asked 350. So I went and sold it to someone I knew for 100 gold per tongue.gif
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Ouch! MAJOR ripped off. sad.gif
Sylphas2005-08-01 15:01:48
Yeah, usually 500 gold or 1 sugar per is what I pay. And what do you need mercury for Shiri? You're an herbalist.
Laysus2005-08-01 15:08:58
O.o
I pay 100 gold per mercury, same price I sell sugar at.
Sylphas2005-08-01 15:26:43
Well, when I need quicksilver, and someone else needs quicksilver, and I can't find a single person with mercury willing to sell any, I tend to pay a bit more.
Unknown2005-08-01 16:38:37
(Newbie): Skein says, "In case our famous minstrel Kidaen should start to sing
I advice you all to stay away from larger amounts of glass, otherwise it might
prove very unhealthy."
Unknown2005-08-01 16:42:10
QUOTE(rhayni @ Aug 1 2005, 11:38 AM)
(Newbie): Skein says, "In case our famous minstrel Kidaen should start to sing
I advice you all to stay away from larger amounts of glass, otherwise it might
prove very unhealthy."
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I really, really do love Kidaen. He's so much fun to see picked on.
Stangmar2005-08-01 20:24:25
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "Oh, who lives in a tiny cave under the sea? The
lich Ladantine! Bluish and undead and tainted is he. The lich Ladantine! When
Marilynth is singing and you want to shut up his kid. The lich Ladantine! Just
go for a swim and bring him some squid! The lich Ladantine! The lich Ladantine!
The lich....Ladantine!"

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I'm kind of scared.. I get to see a chairopracter.. ><
sorry for the spaminess, just thought it was funny
I hope he bends me in half.. But.. I'm kind of afraid it will hurt
maybe he will just bend you over
that might be fun
.....
rofl
get a little reach around action
ROFL
Hrm.
Nope
this is going in the Quotes thread
I'm going back to my corner now, ya'll gettin funky
Do Ur'dead Knights give any afflictions?
Well, Serenwilde once again attacking those just passing through Faethorn. Hooray.
I really need to hire a bouncer to protect my "delicate ears"
* Branwyn grins.
Announcing that something is going into quotes = stupid
i'll be a bouncer!
don't kill them cause then i will have to kill you
Putting it in unsuspectingly is cool, however
* Yuniko has joined #Lusternia
It makes your penis grow
Xenthos, psh... Brylle attacked me last time
plus i think they team guido
Yuniko2005-08-01 22:10:53
Think of how I felt sleep.gif sad.gif
Soll2005-08-01 23:18:03
QUOTE
Laysus has died to the holy power of a shrine of .
You see the death occur at the opposite trees.
...
Leef has died to the holy power of a shrine of THE COLLECTIVE OF SERENWILDE.
You see the death occur at a garden of hanging flowers.
...
Ashteru has died to the holy power of a shrine of Lisaera.
You see the death occur at icy feeding grounds.


Something censor.gif ed up. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-08-02 03:14:18
QUOTE
(Braves): Terenas says, "Remember kids, it's not the size of your weapons that matter, it's how you use them."


Haha, penis reference.

QUOTE
(Braves): Terenas says, "Hence why I use rapiers, so ha."


Haha, Terenas has a sharp, long and uber thin penis. blink.gif
Terenas2005-08-02 03:19:47
Pah, at least quote the whole thing you freak. dry.gif

QUOTE
(Braves): Folken says, "188 151 144 and 183 147 153."
7080h, 2337m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Syntobis says, "Pfft. You don't hafta romp around me. *giggles*."
7080h, 2360m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22495w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Folken says, "Two draconic swords."
7080h, 2335m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22495w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Rizzen says, "What are those folken?"
7080h, 2335m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Dakine says, "Forge me some of them folken."
7080h, 2336m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22496w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Folken says, "Those took me about 4 years to get."
7080h, 2336m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22496w elrxkdb-
(Serenguard): Rizzen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Say Terenas fancy
reforging those swords for me??? Folken's making me jealous!!"
7080h, 2312m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Folken says, "And I would sell them, but for about 10 credits."
7080h, 2339m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22496w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Kronoes says, "There not that good."
7080h, 2339m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Folken says, "I like my heavy damage though."
7080h, 2318m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Serenguard): Singollo (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm hogging
Serenwilde's forge right now."
7080h, 2335m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22495w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Kronoes says, "Ha!"
7080h, 2310m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22495w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Kronoes says, "My damage is okay."
7080h, 2315m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22496w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Kronoes says, "I need to put lessons in forging soon."
7080h, 2360m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Kronoes says, "After I master Totems and stuff."
7080h, 2316m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Folken says, "With my 22 max Str... I can do about 1400 damage per
swing to unarmoured people."
7080h, 2339m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Folken says, "The problem is armor."
7080h, 2360m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Folken says, "And I die fast."
7080h, 2360m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Singollo says, "Heh, with 18 strength I do 1200 to Malicia."
7080h, 2338m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Serenguard): You say, "Psh, he's just a showoff."
7080h, 2336m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Serenguard): Folken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Who?"
7080h, 2315m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22496w elrxkdb-
(Braves): You say, "Remember kids, it's not the size of your weapons that
matter, it's how you use them."
7080h, 2360m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Kronoes says, "Singollo."
7080h, 2338m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): You say, "Hence why I use rapiers, so ha."
7080h, 2339m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
(Braves): Singollo says, "He's simply jealous because my sword is bigger than
his."
7080h, 2360m, 4210e, 10p, 21225en, 22500w elrxkdb-
Malicia2005-08-02 03:48:45
Heh biggrin.gif

Revan2005-08-02 05:27:12
God damn you for having 7k health, Tendonwhore....

Also... long and thin might slip right in, but short and stout will make her shout.