Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden says, "If you will all, and quietly if you would, kneel to one knee and place your palms upon the ground, we will begin."

Rabeth kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Tsuki kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect.
Shorlen kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Zenji kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Jazlyn kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Athalas kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Ioreth kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Chesleoter kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Naithe kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Diamondais kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Arale kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Elysiana kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Dakine kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Azreal kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Brogen kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Rizzen kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Ashteru kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Laneth kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Astrasia kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.-
Vaeruhn kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Aeto kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Munsia kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Aeire kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Nejii kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.-
Gregori kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Sanura kneels onto one knee, demonstrating her humility and respect.
Icarus kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Quasu kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Sylphas kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Chesleoter kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Steffan kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
Brogen kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.

Yes, you are. 

I think everyone logged on their alts to find out what was going on.

...I didn't write that.

Proof that Serenwilde is utterly whipped...

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Like the hand of an angry god, nature turns against you as trees come alive and
pound you with heavy branches. Rocks and debris fly through the air, slicing
into your skin, while the fury of the wind mixes with the angry howl of beasts.
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You bleed 41 health.
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Deep within the ground, an ominous rumbling shakes the earth and the trees
begin to sway.
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A shrieking wind rushes through the trees, sending forest debris and small
rocks up into the air. Animals howl around you and the sky darkens overhead.
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You are:
an insomniac.
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Like the hand of an angry god, nature turns against you as trees come alive and
pound you with heavy branches. Rocks and debris fly through the air, slicing
into your skin, while the fury of the wind mixes with the angry howl of beasts.
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Aragrot argues with sweeping authority, buttressing his broad claims with
dogmatic assumptions and justifications. With great glee, you rip apart his
arguments with brilliant logic, transforming the entire discourse into an
example of absurdity.
Face burning red, Aragrot throws up his hands in exasperation and curses
loudly, obviously too discombobulated to engage in further debate.
After a long pause in you and your interlocutor's dialectic, you lose interest
in the debate and let your mind drift to other things.
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You change your debating mindset to be pedantic.
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"Oops!" Aragrot exclaims with a bashful expression.
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Battlesmith Aragrot says, "Shouldn't have done that with 0 ego."
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