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by Jalain

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Stangmar2005-08-03 20:26:19
hey! not cool!
Unknown2005-08-03 20:28:39
QUOTE(stangmar @ Aug 3 2005, 01:26 PM)
hey! not cool!
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I like it. You should come meet me sometime when you're at 0 ego.

Just get in the van! I have candy!(and mindburst)

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Soll2005-08-03 22:43:25
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5663h, 2980m, 3768e, 10p, 15665en, 6361w x---/23:42:19.426/
The potion heals and soothes you.
7000h, 2980m, 3768e, 10p, 15665en, 6361w x---/23:42:19.696/ (H: +1337)


I r 1337 sipper? tongue.gif
Terenas2005-08-04 03:16:59
Just to get Singollo back for his head comment.

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Damage Testing-

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You say, "Hit me!"

def
You are protected from hand-held weapons with an aura of rebounding.
You are protected by 29 defences.

With a focused look, Singollo strikes at you with a dragon-hilted claymore, and
you make ready with a baleful rapier of darkened steel. With a flick of your
rapier, you easily deflect Singollo's claymore.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Singollo's weapon. You strike his right arm,
striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.

With a focused look, Singollo strikes at you with a dragon-hilted claymore, and
you make ready with a baleful rapier of darkened steel. With a flick of your
rapier, you easily deflect Singollo's claymore.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Singollo's weapon. You strike his left arm,
striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.

You look skeptical and say, "Unparried."

With a focused look, Singollo strikes at you with a dragon-hilted claymore. He
stumbles forward as he fails to strike you.

With a focused look, Singollo strikes at you with a dragon-hilted claymore, but
his thrust hits your powerful aura and rebounds back into himself. The blade
bounces off his own sternum, delivering only a shallow puncture.
Horror overcomes Singollo's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

Singollo Di'derhon, Lunar Guardian says, "I'm never trusting Terenas again."



Singollo2005-08-04 07:23:48
It's true!
Munsia2005-08-04 07:54:05
QUOTE(Rakor @ Aug 3 2005, 02:19 PM)
Damn you Terenas!
vs.
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so like who did that?
Munsia2005-08-04 08:02:33
QUOTE(Folkien @ Aug 2 2005, 11:02 PM)
Proof that Serenwilde is utterly whipped...
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I didnt wanna kneel but if I didnt kneel everyone would be like staring and saying do eeet mad.gif and then because of that stupid thing glon had faethorn melded. dry.gif stupid big events..
Soll2005-08-04 16:11:27
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6725h, 2386m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11199w ex---/17:10:34.512/ f starsucker

You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11199w ex---/17:10:36.515/ (M: +21)f starsucker
f starsucker
f starsucker
f starsucker
f starsucker

You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex---/17:10:37.005/ f starsucker
f starsucker
f starsucker
f starsucker
f starsucker

You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex---/17:10:37.166/
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex-
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex-
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex---/17:10:37.316/
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex-
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex-
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex-
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."
6725h, 2407m, 3260e, 10p, 18180en, 11211w ex-
You tell Aqua Initiate Felinas, "Starsucker."


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Lisaera2005-08-04 19:20:31
QUOTE(munsia @ Aug 4 2005, 08:02 AM)
I didnt wanna kneel but if I didnt kneel everyone would be like staring and saying do eeet  mad.gif  and then because of that stupid thing glon had faethorn melded.  dry.gif  stupid big events..
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I'm glad you're the only one who's said that about this particular one, as if this was the general feeling Serenwilde would never get anything new.
Xenthos2005-08-04 19:24:34
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Aug 4 2005, 03:20 PM)
I'm glad you're the only one who's said that about this particular one, as if this was the general feeling Serenwilde would never get anything new.
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And with this comment, I think she is going to be the only one who ever DOES say that about this subject wink.gif
Unknown2005-08-04 20:02:47
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Aug 4 2005, 02:20 PM)
I'm glad you're the only one who's said that about this particular one, as if this was the general feeling Serenwilde would never get anything new.
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Please Mother Moon, no listen Puppy... she confused, no, no, no no no no know what to mean say thing. She confusededs. Honey cakes?
Ialie2005-08-04 22:39:39
QUOTE
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gregori (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You tell
Prince of Darkness, Ethelon Treeripper, "Whine at someone who cares. I have yet
to see you do anything without Magnagora's censor.gif between your lips."


Edit: ... -Richter
Sylphas2005-08-04 22:56:37
*wub.gif Gregori*
Terenas2005-08-04 22:57:04
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QUOTE
You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Realm of Faethorn.
Backwards avenue.
The sickly buzzing of tainted locusts infests the forest. Glowing glyphs hang
in the air here. A flowering archway rises up from the ground. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Padding obediently
beside its master, a barghest sniffs the air here. A brownie sits morosely
here, bound by dark shadows. A sylph sits morosely here, bound by dark shadows.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
4210h, 4210m, 3955e, 10p, 18811en, 19950w elrxkdb-
Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
You take a drink from a turquoise vial.
Your bronchial tubes open up and your asthma is cured.
You take a long drag off your pipe.
Your mind relaxes and you feel as if you could sleep.
Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
You lift a hand languidly and send a moonbeam to Malicia.
You tell Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade, "Meee."
A bank of black clouds rolls in from the ether, upon which gallops a hellish
night mare.
Black Shuck, the Darkhound pads in from the ether, growling.
Filling the room with despair, the Nil Grim Horror stomps in from the ether.
The room darkens as a hideous archdemon appears.
Eiru arrives following Marsu Aurendil, the Talons of Crow.

You gently rise into the air and dance along a moonbeam to Malicia.
You step out of your defensive fighting stance.
A busy cleaning area.
Nokraenom2005-08-04 23:58:09
<>: You say, "Think he should service our
novicehood again or no?"
3520h, 3520m, 3310e, 10p ex-guild status yrael
He has approximately 23 hours and 59 minutes of online
experience left before
graduating from novicehood.
3520h, 3520m, 3310e, 10p ex-gts Er... ignore what I just said...
<>: You say, "Er... ignore what I just said..."
3520h, 3520m, 3310e, 10p ex-gts serve o
(The Midnight Legion): Mell (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Need someone to
come chop down a tree for me so I can try to take back my demesne."
3520h, 3520m, 3310e, 10p ex-
<>: Eiru says, "No, he's not a novice, but he should do the
pathwork."
3520h, 3520m, 3310e, 10p ex-
<>: You say, "Serve out novicehood was what I meant..."

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Unknown2005-08-05 00:22:16
QUOTE(Ialie @ Aug 4 2005, 05:39 PM)
Edit: ... -Richter
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<3
Unknown2005-08-05 01:29:05
Daevos is a big softy and let me back in.
Just getting power, for now, 250 and I'm at GR3 again. Heh.
Aww.
he wants me to smack him around obviously
..censor.gif , he's here.
with all this softy junk
* Branwyn giggles.
You didn't realize that Yrael?
Er, DAEVOS R BIG STRONG MAN!
HE ARE THE GREAT! Please don't hurt me.



ROFL I love IRC
Xavius2005-08-05 05:41:07
Sobran steps into an archway of thorns and disappears.
With a flap of his giant wings, an enormous crow flies off to the ether.

Sobran steps out of an archway of thorns.
An enormous crow enters from the ether, flapping his giant wings.

Sobran steps into an archway of thorns and disappears.
With a flap of his giant wings, an enormous crow flies off to the ether.

Sobran steps out of an archway of thorns.
An enormous crow enters from the ether, flapping his giant wings.

Sobran hums a happy tune.

The Heartless Master Sobran, Warden of the Fledgling Nest says, "Make them
paranoid."

The corners of Sobran's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Spreading his arms wide, Sobran spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.

Shayle tells you, "Boys are dumb."

Shayle tells you, "Sometimes I don't know why I talk to them."

You say, "Bah. Darting in and out is for intelligence. If there's nothing
there, you're risking injury."

The Heartless Master Sobran, Warden of the Fledgling Nest says, "I never
claimed I was intelligent."

The corners of Sobran's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You tell Cimmerian Spirit, Shayle Treeripper, "Because we can't properly
reproduce without them? We need them to have daughters, and daughters are
important."

The Heartless Master Sobran, Warden of the Fledgling Nest says, "I'm just dead
sexy."

Sobran strikes a pose.

You tell Cimmerian Spirit, Shayle Treeripper, "He's out of the running,
though."
Terenas2005-08-05 05:44:32
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At least I enter and leave the archway to check on enemies, not when no one is there. tongue.gif
Sylphas2005-08-05 06:26:30
*insert much hate for archways here*