Well it was the Riyo thing, and the massive cow chatter that got me giggling. Yes. I giggle. I also titter. Girlishly.

Sooo if our shoelace is not untied, we cry for our mommy?

I'm sure there's a deeper logic in there...... somewhere... So let us meditate on the wisdom of the Ceres.

I am sure if you think about it long enough the logic will still escape you, but someone can explain it to you if you ask nicely.

2625h, 4125m, 4200e, 10p exk-
You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Realm of Faethorn.
Backwards avenue.
A flowering archway rises up from the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. The fossilized remains of Laysus are
here. The fossilized remains of Kalodan are here. The fossilized remains of
Gorokan are here. The fossilized remains of Triden are here. The fossilized
remains of Isare are here. A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the ground
here. Protector Ashteru, Druid of the Hart is here. He wields a golden sickle
in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
2625h, 4125m, 4200e, 10p exk-
Protector Ashteru, Druid of the Hart sings, "Love, love, love, L O V E!"
2625h, 4125m, 4200e, 10p exk-

(Market): You say, "Looking for bored people with large amounts of money and eccentric personalities."

A golden sovereign flies through the air and smacks you in the forehead, before vanishing in a cloud of mist.

That's the problem with ooc clans *duck*

I'm full of quotes today!

who
Vespertine Initiate, Caighan
Acolyte Yuniko, Ordos Primus
Farson, the Executioner
Druid Bastion
Athalas La'Saet
Kivati
Master Richter Carthan
The Charites, the Administrators of Crafts
Steffan La'Saet
Dean Verithrax Stormwolf, Celestian Ambassador
The Eye of Crow, Yukari Saitama

First time I've seen an admin show up on 'who'.

God I'm stupid.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Malicia says, "I'd kill for beam."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Malicia says, "Someone flow to me."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii says, "Hee."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Malicia says, "And flow me back."

Zenji vanishes before your eyes, scattered by the forest breeze.
A brownie somersaults off to the ether.

Nejii arrives following Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade.
Singollo arrives following Terenas, the Speed Demon.
Athalas arrives following Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade.
Terenas arrives following Zenji of the Ethereal Realm.
You hear a rustling and turn to see Zenji emerging from the undergrowth.
A brownie somersaults in from the ether.

Zenji of the Ethereal Realm says, "And here we are."

Zenji of the Ethereal Realm says, "Last stop."

Zenji of the Ethereal Realm says, "All passangers off the Zenji express."






Stargazer Elysiana, of Vernal Moonlight exclaims, "I love watching the
expressions on people's faces when I start talking about Astrology!"

You ask Elysiana, "What, when our brows furrow and our eyes go blank?"







(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Gregori (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "All around the
pennyroyal patch, Your father chased your mother. Your father thought t'was all
in fun. Slap! goes your mother."

(Market): You say, "Got a pack? A store? shiny objects? Try Yrael Theft
Protection Services - pit the best against the rest."
2238h, 3205m, 2580e, 7p elrxkdb-

(Market): Hajamin says, "Yrael, theft protection does not mean you steal it
before someone else gets a chance too."
2238h, 3205m, 2580e, 7p elrxkdb-

(Market): Thorgal says, "Hehe."

++++

You shout, "Heerrreeee Gorgog Gorgog's. Come to Uncle Yrael. I've got goodies
for you."

(One minute later.)

Filling the air with deafening howls of madness, a gorgog of gargantuan
proportions enters from the north.
2238h, 3777m, 2580e, 10p elrxkdb-

Eyes burning with rage, a gorgog of gargantuan proportions leaves to spread its
madness elsewhere.
2238h, 3777m, 2580e, 10p elrxkdb-

Filling the air with deafening howls of madness, a gorgog of gargantuan
proportions enters from the southeast.
2238h, 3777m, 2580e, 10p elrxkdb-

A gorgog of gargantuan proportions stares at you, the flames in his eyes
brightening and searing you with intense, scorching heat.
1256h, 3777m, 2580e, 10p elrxkdb-

The potion heals and soothes you.
1704h, 3777m, 2580e, 10p elrxkdb-

A gorgog of gargantuan proportions flings a muscled arm out, his fist slamming
into your gut and remaining there. Slowly, he begins to chant hoarse syllables
beneath his breath, and a burning blast of boiling water slams into your flesh,
blistering on contact.
You have been slain by a gorgog of gargantuan proportions.
Class bodypart damage reset to its startup values
All your golden sovereigns fall out of your hands.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
0h, 3777m, 2580e, 10p elrx-

A wise man once said, "Becareful what you wish for..."

I wish to be squished by a giant peanut.

Aqua Applicant Aris shouts, "Glomdoring sucks."
2986h, 3521m, 3223e, 10p, 13830en, 19755w ex-
Acolyte Yrael, Ordos Primus shouts, "..ye gods, he's back."
2986h, 3521m, 3223e, 10p, 13830en, 19755w ex-
Acolyte Yrael, Ordos Primus shouts, "Basin, I give you the only man more irritating than myself. Enjoy him."

*scream* No nonononoONONONONONO!

Ew and he's in my guild...

(16:34:39) Veonira: (Newbie): Pokai says, "I put female on my Sex."
(16:34:42) Veonira: (Newbie): Pokai says, "I thought i put male."
(16:34:46) Veonira: (Newbie): You say, "Oh my. That is quite a problem."
(16:34:48) Veonira: LOL
(16:35:05) Gerald: LMAO
(16:35:14) Gerald: i'm putting newbie channel on now.
(16:35:14) Gerald: haha
(16:35:48) Veonira: LMFAO, I don't think there's any way to fix that other than making a new character

Xenthos> "Has the guild ever thought about dressing up the Guildhall a bit?"
Xenthos> What, are we supposed to kidnap Veo and force her to make a huge suit for the wyrm to go to parties in?