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The Beginning of the Twisted Path.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A glorious,
rich-hued carpet is spread upon the ground. A sconce of wrought iron bears a
gently flickering candle. A finely wrought mahogany chair stands here. A
comfortable old couch has been pushed against the wall, its patches a stark
contrast to the original fabric. A warrior's tapestry hangs here, an ancient
battle weaved in detail. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith
is on the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. The Eye of
Crow, Yukari Saitama is here. She wields a mystic cudgel in her right hand.
Athalas La'Saet lounges here upon an old couch. He wields a huge waraxe of
polished gold in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading north (closed door).
3796h, 3194m, 3340e, 10p ex-
Steffan La'Saet says, "You can't lose your virginity with yourself."
3796h, 3194m, 3340e, 10p ex-qw

Bastion, Yukari, Athalas, Steffan, Yuniko.
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Athalas winks knowingly.
-enter ROFL spam here-
The Eye of Crow, Yukari Saitama says, "Sure you can."

Ok, -now- WHO is the innocent twin?

Yrael has been slain by the might of a beatific cherub.

Even with the modem burp and the others beating on me, that was freakin' embarassing. My embarassing deaths file is about 21kb in size, now.

*facepalm*

I just had a wtf moment...

(21:57:57) Gerald: holy ?
(21:58:02) Gerald: You tell a crimson walrus, "Mistell. Sorry"
(21:58:04) Gerald: ....
(21:58:06) Veonira: ROFLLLL
(21:58:07) Veonira: WHAT
(21:58:15) Gerald: it first went like this
(21:58:18) Gerald: You tell Crimson Assailant, Citera, "Privs."
(21:58:24) Gerald: so i wanted to send him a mistell
(21:58:26) Gerald: You tell a crimson walrus, "Mistell. Sorry"
(21:58:29) Gerald: .....
(21:58:32) Veonira: LMFAOO
(21:58:33) Veonira: QUOTE IT
(21:58:46) Yrael: Yes. Quote it. I think I just had a small hemorrhage. *dies laughing*
(21:59:04) Gerald: quoting. =]
(21:59:10) Meld: it would be better if a god took control of the walrus and was like "it's ok"
(21:59:12) blastron: ahhhh
(21:59:15) blastron: er
(21:59:16) Raiha: ..LMFAO
(21:59:32) Raiha: ROFL
(21:59:33) blastron: wow, i hit up then enter in the wrong window
(21:59:37) Meld: the walrus is pretty cool though
(21:59:45) Raiha: I'm going to pee pants
(21:59:47) Raiha: ...
(21:59:50) Raiha: my.. pants
(21:59:53) Raiha: See, I can't even type
(22:00:00) Gwylifar left the room (quit: QUIT: User exited).
(22:00:18) SadIsTheArt: ...
(22:00:24) SadIsTheArt: wtf

Steffan La'Saet says, "I'll take some."

Acolyte Yuniko, Ordos Primus says, "100 credits."

Steffan's eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Steffan La'Saet says, "Too much."

Acolyte Yuniko, Ordos Primus smiles with a wink and says, "Or a bed."

Steffan La'Saet says, "A bed eh...?"

You say, "Whore!"

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You yell, "WHORE."

You see Acolyte Yuniko, Ordos Primus yell, "SO."

You see Acolyte Yuniko, Ordos Primus yell, "Stop yelling at yourself."

You see Steffan La'Saet yell, "You're all nuts."

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Behave."

You say, "The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Behave.""

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

Steffan rolls on the floor, laughing.

Xochitl appears out of thin air.

Yuniko's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Steffan's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Yuniko performs a graceful curtsey.

Xochitl frowns at Yuniko.

You perform a graceful curtsey.

You say, "I'm sorry!"

With a flourish of his arm, Steffan bows deeply.

Acolyte Yuniko, Ordos Primus says, "Sorry!"

Xochitl frowns at you.

Steffan La'Saet says, "She's losing control."

You say, "I'm so sorry!"

You blush furiously.

Xochitl, the Paradoxical says, "Wishing to yell that is questionable, but
please keep it to once or less."

"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.

Xochitl performs a graceful curtsey.

Yuniko performs a graceful curtsey.

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posted from Yukaris point of view, I only saw her shout once! Yarr! I was joking! We were in the manse and figured no one could see our..yells... guess not! -hides-

Malicia tells you, "I'M NOT FURRY."

I'm really not...

:furrikin:

Edit: Next smiley in the making, right there!

There ya go, Xen!

Aww... how adorable. Though I get the feeling that if I make any comment about Malicia by chance being that furry little fox, I'll end up having my head handed to me... so I shall pass.

I know it isn't you, Shiri. Too much red.

If I was any good with photoshop or something I would make a black Nejii version...

Hehe. Dementia is fun.


l

Burning six feet high, but throwing off no heat, the Flame of Ygdrasil seems to be emnating a very strong scent of lavender, curiously enough.



Hehe. Immolate body!

Yeah, dementia is weird. I had it today when I centered to my demesne, and the room appeared tainted.

At least I think thats what I saw, was hard to tell from all the spam I was getting from other stuff

For some reason, before it was showing a ton of items and spamming quite a bit and then it started only showing three items.

Thanks Raiha!

Can someone make a little Ialie faeling one! PLEASE PLEASE!

Eat yer soup!!


High Wisdom Shorlen of the Moondance says, "I'm starving to death again."
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-get soup from pack

You take a bowl of tomato soup from a black leather and silk backpack.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-get soup from pack

You take a bowl of tomato soup from a black leather and silk backpack.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-give soup to shorlen

You give a bowl of tomato soup to High Wisdom Shorlen of the Moondance.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-give soup to shorlen

You give a bowl of tomato soup to High Wisdom Shorlen of the Moondance.
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Shorlen doubles over in pain, clutching his stomach.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-heal shorlen

You lay a hand on the forehead of Shorlen, who glows with a sparkling silver
light. You absorb Shorlen's wounds into your own body.
1906h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
Shorlen bows his head and closes his eyes, then glows with a sparkling silver
light. As Shorlen's wounds heal, his face becomes worn and drawn.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You feel the comforting presence of the mother briefly touch you.
2196h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-heal shorlen

Shorlen lays a hand on your forehead, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. As your wounds are healed, new wounds open up on Shorlen's body.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-
You lay a hand on the forehead of Shorlen, who glows with a sparkling silver
light. You absorb Shorlen's wounds into your own body.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
2210h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-heal shorlen

Shorlen lays a hand on your forehead, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. As your wounds are healed, new wounds open up on Shorlen's body.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-
You lay a hand on the forehead of Shorlen, who glows with a sparkling silver
light. You absorb Shorlen's wounds into your own body.
2224h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
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Shorlen lays a hand on your forehead, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. As your wounds are healed, new wounds open up on Shorlen's body.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-say Eat the soup!!

You exclaim, "Eat the soup!"
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-heal shorlen

You lay a hand on the forehead of Shorlen, who glows with a sparkling silver
light. You absorb Shorlen's wounds into your own body.
2237h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
Shorlen lays a hand on your forehead, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. As your wounds are healed, new wounds open up on Shorlen's body.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
Shorlen's legs collapse under him as he suddenly passes out.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-heal shorlen

You must regain equilibrium first.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
Being unconscious, High Wisdom Shorlen of the Moondance falls over.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2557h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-heal shorlen

You lay a hand on the forehead of Shorlen, who glows with a sparkling silver
light. You absorb Shorlen's wounds into your own body.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-hmph

"Hmph!" you snort.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-heal shorlen

You lay a hand on the forehead of Shorlen, who glows with a sparkling silver
light.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-heal me

You must regain equilibrium first.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-heal me

Shorlen regains consciousness with a start.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2037h, 3655m, 3472e, 10p ex-
You bow your head and close your eyes, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth. At the cost of your own ego, you force your body to heal.
2557h, 3655m, 2952e, 10p x-
Shorlen eats a bowl of tomato soup with obvious gusto.
2557h, 3655m, 2952e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2557h, 3655m, 2952e, 10p ex-
Shorlen stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
2557h, 3655m, 3125e, 10p ex-
Shorlen lays a hand on your forehead, and your body tingles with a healing
warmth.
2557h, 3655m, 3125e, 10p ex-ha shorlen

"Ha!" you exclaim to Shorlen with gusto.
2557h, 3655m, 3125e, 10p ex-
Continuing the hunt for his dark mate, Father Sun presses forward in his
journey, lowering himself in the sky yet still casting even, full light upon
the land.
2557h, 3655m, 3125e, 10p ex-
Shorlen sniffles softly.
2557h, 3655m, 3125e, 10p ex-
Shorlen looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.
2557h, 3655m, 3125e, 10p ex-say If you'd've just eaten the soup ...

You say, "If you'd've just eaten the soup ..."
2557h, 3655m, 3298e, 10p ex-tickle shorlen

You tickle Shorlen mercilessly!
2557h, 3655m, 3298e, 10p ex-sparkle

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.
2557h, 3655m, 3298e, 10p ex-
Shorlen gives you a peck on the cheek.
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High Wisdom Shorlen of the Moondance smiles and says to you, "Thank you."

If only I coulda Waxed faster

Wow if that wasn't already in the quotes... I would have to quote it!

This is proof of what I said about Yuniko, she is a psycho!

Penelope has been slain by the might of an unspecified thing.