Quotes

by Jalain

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Xinael2005-08-08 19:47:12
Someone wasn't feeling very inventive when they wrote this:

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 59.
You have reached the illustrious level of Illustrious.
Terenas2005-08-08 22:34:00
Intoxicatingly beautiful and as delicate as glass, this maiden starts under
your gaze and turns away quickly. She moves gracefully, her golden hair
swirling about her naked form and her delicate hands fluttering nervously.
The maiden seems to be unafraid.
She weighs about 400 pounds.


Malicia2005-08-08 23:24:19
Terenas likes em chunky!
Terenas2005-08-08 23:26:12
QUOTE(Malicia @ Aug 8 2005, 11:24 PM)
Terenas likes em chunky!
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I know, marry me Mali!
Unknown2005-08-08 23:39:09
I typo'ed that like around the start of open beta, I think. Some random admins asked me to resubmit the error, because they had no clue what the censor.gif I was talking about. I did. Nothing happened.
Terenas2005-08-08 23:44:55
Close call. biggrin.gif

QUOTE
Marsu's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
The end of Marsu's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at you. The burl
pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
824h, 1033m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23050w elrxkdbp-
824h, 1033m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23050w elrxkdbp-
You bleed 738 health.
86h, 1033m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23050w elrxkdbp-
86h, 1033m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23050w elrxkdb-
86h, 973m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23038w elrxkdb-
You eat a sprig of chervil.
Your bleeding slows as your blood clots.
86h, 973m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23038w elrxkdb-
Kaervas takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
86h, 973m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23038w elrxkdb-
86h, 913m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23026w elrxkdb-
You make a strangled meowing noise and quickly shut up in embarassment.
86h, 913m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23026w elrxkdb-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
781h, 1161m, 3955e, 10p, 19760en, 23026w elrxkdb-
You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Serenwilde.
Amid flowering green.

Unknown2005-08-09 00:49:44
Holy censor.gif you're lucky.
Kaervas2005-08-09 00:53:34
QUOTE(terenas @ Aug 9 2005, 12:44 AM)
Close call.  biggrin.gif
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NERF!
Unknown2005-08-09 00:56:15
QUOTE(blastron @ Aug 9 2005, 09:39 AM)
I typo'ed that like around the start of open beta, I think. Some random admins asked me to resubmit the error, because they had no clue what the f*ck I was talking about. I did. Nothing happened.
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She can be delicate and beautiful and still be large, you know.
Terenas2005-08-09 00:56:55
QUOTE(Quidgyboo @ Aug 9 2005, 12:56 AM)
She can be delicate and beautiful and still be large, you know.
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What about moving gracefully? tongue.gif
Shorlen2005-08-09 00:58:21
QUOTE(terenas @ Aug 8 2005, 08:56 PM)
What about moving gracefully?  tongue.gif
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She's just dense. I mean, she's made out of SILVER after all.
Unknown2005-08-09 00:58:29
QUOTE(terenas @ Aug 9 2005, 10:56 AM)
What about moving gracefully?  tongue.gif
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Yep! As much as I hated her, my ex's best friend was quite the dancer and rather large, too.
Unknown2005-08-09 02:17:23
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Cute, Alger
came to the rescue."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Terenas says, "Go Alger, go!"
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Alger at
Twilight Trees."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Terenas says, "Mis."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Malicia says, "*shock*."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Terenas says, "I mean. Go Narsrim go!"
Malicia2005-08-09 04:51:04
(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "Isn't the avenger a girl?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "Nah."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "Ha."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "He has different avatars."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Yes it is."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "I always thought it was."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Ah."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "The amazonian one is a woman."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "I know, she's hot."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "I fondled her!"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "Id tap."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "..."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "I mean."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "I saw someone fondling her?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "*ahem* as in Tap the door to run.."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "*nod Torak*."
Narsrim2005-08-09 04:55:21
Liquid fire pools within the palms of a mystical Avatar of Avechna and as he thrusts his hands forward, a roiling ball of flame wraps itself around Deas while the searing blackness within the flame poisons his body.

Deas has been slain by Munsia.

You reach over to comfort Deas as he falls to the level of Scintillating. A mystical Avatar of Avechna bellows out, "Vengeance has been done for Munsia!" and then vanishes with the corpse in a flash of light.
Terenas2005-08-09 05:04:11
QUOTE(Malicia @ Aug 9 2005, 04:51 AM)
bunch of lies


lies.gif

And I'm going to get you back for that. tongue.gif
Acrune2005-08-09 05:10:03
QUOTE(terenas @ Aug 8 2005, 06:34 PM)
Intoxicatingly beautiful and as delicate as glass, this maiden starts under
your gaze and turns away quickly. She moves gracefully, her golden hair
swirling about her naked form and her delicate hands fluttering nervously.
The maiden seems to be unafraid.
She weighs about 400 pounds.
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Maybe she's tall?
Yrael2005-08-09 07:36:59

(Magnagora): Letum says, "Can anybody wisp her? We need to pull her one south."

Make the bad man go away.
Terenas2005-08-09 07:41:16
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Ialie2005-08-09 07:59:52
QUOTE(terenas @ Aug 9 2005, 02:41 AM)
laughing1.gif
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Edit: I get it now. Sorry.