Quotes

by Jalain

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Kaileigh2005-08-12 15:26:35
QUOTE(Shiri @ Aug 12 2005, 04:57 AM)
(The Coven of the Moon): Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Loins of
doom."
3611h, 3842m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 18110w exk-
(The Coven of the Moon): Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oops!"

Loving my new copy-paste...not loving Skyla's family's mischans...sleep.gif
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she misstold that? hehe.. at least you didn't have to hear the following discussion *twitch*
Gregori2005-08-12 15:32:17
*snicker* Actually it was tame. Ixchilgal asked where the new daughter came from. That was Skyla's answer.
Unknown2005-08-12 18:11:40
(13:59:32) Verithrax: Heh. This girl on Aetolia just asked me for sex out of the blue, for no apparent reason.
(13:59:40) Gerald: rofl
(13:59:44) Gerald: copy/paste?
(14:00:49) Verithrax: Kiala tells you, "Hi there."
(14:00:54) Verithrax: You tell Kiala, "'ello. Do I know you from somewhere? I'm afraid I do not recall your name."
(14:01:00) Verithrax: Kiala tells you, "No, you dont know me..."
(14:01:09) Verithrax: Kiala tells you, "Im just wondering if you wanna have some fun with me."
(14:01:18) Gerald: rofl
(14:01:25) Gwylifar: Ask how much it costs.
(14:01:55) Verithrax: Firt thought that crossed my mind, she's after my blood.
(14:02:01) Verithrax: First even.
(14:03:01) Verithrax: She is a Human. She is wearing:
(14:03:02) Verithrax: a seductive schoolgirl style tie-up blouse
(14:03:02) Verithrax: a daring shiny black leather miniskirt
(14:03:02) Verithrax: a pair of high-heeled, shiny black leather, thigh-high boots
(14:03:35) Talog entered the room.
(14:04:15) Gerald: LMAO
(14:04:41) Verithrax: Talog, I've been asked for sex by a total stranger on Aetolia.
(14:06:32) Verithrax: What I fear is that the player behind her is a guy.
(14:08:54) Verithrax: Kiala says, "So, you wanna use that big stick of yours?"
(14:09:10) Verithrax: *rofl*
(14:11:31) Gerald: hahahaha
Ceres2005-08-12 19:06:26
You sent the following message to Murphy: Duel me some time
2747h, 3755m, 3750e, 10p elrx-
You sent the following message to Revan: Duel me some time
2747h, 3755m, 3750e, 10p elrx-
You sent the following message to Marcalo: Duel me some time
2747h, 3755m, 3750e, 10p elrx-
You sent the following message to Nayl: Duel me some time?

I await their responses with eager trepidation.
Richter2005-08-12 19:15:54
Well, I suppose this section didn't specify that they had to be funny quotes...
Sylphas2005-08-12 20:11:14
I find that funny. Probably not for the same reasons she does, though.
Ceres2005-08-12 20:48:33
I asked them for duels instead of jumping them solely to gratify the likes of you, Sylphas.
Shorlen2005-08-12 21:39:19
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Aug 11 2005, 03:46 PM)
This thread is for amusing quotes, not squabbling. Take it somewhere else.
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Quoted for emphasis.
Unknown2005-08-12 21:47:31

Drill Sergeant Shiro Aramanth says, "Turn into ladantine!"
Deep in the foul waters of the Sea of Despair.
A pulsating black blob is here, sleeping soundly. Drill Sergeant Caducus is
here. He wields a tormented spectre flail in each hand. Drill Sergeant Shiro is
here. He wields a dragon-hilted claymore in his left hand. Protector of Stone,
Tsakar de no Koicei is here, shrouded. He wields an iron shield in his left
hand and a twisted staff in his right.
You see exits leading northeast, south, west, and up.

Caducus's eyes sparkle with amusement.

A pulsating black blob suddenly contracts, sucking in its tentacles and the
cloudy miasmic pollution around it. The blob forms a humanoid shape, then
solidifies into the rotting form of an ancient merian.
Deep in the foul waters of the Sea of Despair.
Floating in the murky waters is the decaying form of Emperor Ladantine VII.
Drill Sergeant Shiro is here. He wields a dragon-hilted claymore in his left
hand. Drill Sergeant Caducus is here. He wields a tormented spectre flail in
each hand. Protector of Stone, Tsakar de no Koicei is here, shrouded. He wields
an iron shield in his left hand and a twisted staff in his right.
You see exits leading northeast, south, west, and up.

Emperor Ladantine VII howls in victory, then swims off into the depths.

Shiro blinks.

Drill Sergeant Caducus says, "Nice."
You say, "There we go."
Deep in the foul waters of the Sea of Despair.
Protector of Stone, Tsakar de no Koicei is here, shrouded. He wields an iron
shield in his left hand and a twisted staff in his right. Drill Sergeant Shiro
is here. He wields a dragon-hilted claymore in his left hand. Drill Sergeant
Caducus is here. He wields a tormented spectre flail in each hand. You see
exits leading northeast, south, west, and up.

Drill Sergeant Shiro Aramanth says, "Wow that worked."
Unknown2005-08-12 21:48:05
Lies!!
Joli2005-08-12 21:52:13

Verithrax tells you, "I prefer personal contact for such sensitive matters, but alright. Joli, you've been a far better administrator than I thought you would be. I'd like to ask for your advice on an important matter."


Had to quote it so I'd never forget it. ninja.gif
Ceres2005-08-12 22:21:59
QUOTE(Ceres @ Aug 12 2005, 07:06 PM)
You sent the following message to Murphy: Duel me some time
2747h, 3755m, 3750e, 10p elrx-
You sent the following message to Revan: Duel me some time
2747h, 3755m, 3750e, 10p elrx-
You sent the following message to Marcalo: Duel me some time
2747h, 3755m, 3750e, 10p elrx-
You sent the following message to Nayl: Duel me some time?

I await their responses with eager trepidation.
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Excuses to left of me, excuses to right of me, into the valley of duel-evasion..

Revan tells you, "I'm putting a rain check on it since I'm not on zmud."

Marcalo tells you, "Whats the point? you just run."
Xenthos2005-08-13 00:20:02
QUOTE(Ceres @ Aug 12 2005, 06:21 PM)
Excuses to left of me, excuses to right of me, into the valley of duel-evasion..

Revan tells you, "I'm putting a rain check on it since I'm not on zmud."

Marcalo tells you, "Whats the point? you just run."
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Someone appears to not be very good at reading hints... even the not-so-subtle ones.
Marcalo2005-08-13 00:57:03
well i warned her about using ooc information such as this thread to try to find reasons to pk people, and told her if she didn't back off i would be issueing her for and i would encourage anyone else she "challenged" to do so also, she then promptly logged off.
Shiri2005-08-13 01:59:05
Revan's got a valid excuse, at least.
Yrael2005-08-13 04:01:53
Veonira DUDE MY BROTHER IS SOOO HOT
Veonira OMG
Raiha snot
Veonira I'D DO HIM.

From IRC. Had to share.
Unknown2005-08-13 04:26:09
#Lusternia Veonira - I'd like to have crabs someday. And then I could name them.
#Lusternia Veonira - I'd name them Herbert.
#Lusternia Veonira - Herbert, the genital crab.
Terenas2005-08-13 05:15:01
QUOTE(Yrael @ Aug 13 2005, 04:01 AM)
Veonira DUDE MY BROTHER IS SOOO HOT
Veonira OMG
Raiha snot
Veonira I'D DO HIM.

From IRC. Had to share.
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Incest is wrong, kids!
Veonira2005-08-13 05:32:55
Context is key! It was triggered by Raiha saying my brother was cute, and I said he'd be cute if he shaved his beard, and someone made a comment about me saying my brother was cute.

Incest is censor.gif foul and filthy. Ew.
Tsuki2005-08-13 11:55:06
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Eyod says, "Low flying lobster."