Quotes

by Jalain

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Laysus2005-08-17 23:14:45
Aerenna, Roamer of the Basin says, "Animal husbandry. Cross squirrel with
hamster, receive furrikin."


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Dumihru2005-08-18 01:30:42
Wow, this thread is still here? Guess I'll add to it then biggrin.gif

Someone reminded me to go look at old quotes, and this is some stuff I found.


(Celest): Cuber says, "Information confirmed, there are no undead miners in
Angkrag."

(Celest): Cuber says, "But there are angry Magnagorans."

(Celest): Erion says, "Why do I keep seeing you die?"


You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
1660h, 2600m, 2328e, 10p, 7200en, 12000w e-teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Pool of Stars.
...
You teleport along the aether strands to the Pool of Stars.
Flying above The Pool of Stars.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. An enormously wide circular pool, as
dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest,
west, northwest, and up.
1660h, 2600m, 2328e, 10p, 7200en, 12000w ex-
The Pool of Stars falls away to the ground.
...
The Pool of Stars comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'


donut44902: a fruit tart 44 125gp


Drill Sergeant Ellara Feyranti, of the ur'Guard shouts, "Very well, it is gone now. Summon me at will, you rat."
Monsieur Qaletaqa l'Montfort shouts, "Oh how I love the sound of insults in the morning."
Ialie shouts, "Its late afternoon."
Monsieur Qaletaqa l'Montfort shouts, "By Gods your right!"


Death Drill Sergeant Daganev i'Xiia, the Shaper of Steel shouts, "Puns are
never stupid, only I am."

The body of Archsire Erion, Pearl of Wisdom appears in a flash and his soul
descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with
emotion.
1932h, 3044m, 2796e, 10p, 9280en, 14320w ex-
Erion plummets to the earth below!



Lowblow is here.



(The Grand Celestial Army): Rafael says, "Standby for abuse."

(Rafael's Lemmings): Rafael says, "Goto the sea, quick."
(Rafael's Lemmings): Rafael says, "Jump into it."



Rafael embraces Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame with great ardour.


Valek gives Rafael a lecherous smooch.


Raiha leaves to the north.
She is followed by a dwarven pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim,
a mugwump pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a
dwarven pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, and a dwarven pilgrim.
Terenas says, "Someone's devoted to helping."


(Celest): Rauros says, "Ok, just fed this turtle 6 sharks... if that doesnt
make it pregnant I dont know what will."



(Celest): Rafael says, "Okay, everyone, the event has begun. Get your teams
moving and plow over everyone else. Please try not to plow over a team already
plowing another."

(Celest): Terenas says, "You're going to take that, Rhysus? Go show those urns
who's the boss!"
(Celest): Rhysus says, "They are."


<...>
Gossamer winds whip around you suddenly as the voice of Ilarian reverberates,
"No, it cannot be true! I cannot accept it! I beg of you to make it stop!"


A cow chews some cud.


(Moondancers): Accalia says, "Jelek, find things to do that help the guild, and
you will be noticed with a favour soon enoughget chicken."


You tell Sir Rafael Lenu, Champion of the Light, "And while that could be fun,
it could be confusing to the pages if you suddenly became Madam Rafael Lenu,
Chipmunk of Light =P."
Richter2005-08-18 01:34:38
I don't get the last one... Why's that funny? sad.gif
Vix2005-08-18 01:34:39
Dumihru! Whoa, where'd you go?
Terenas2005-08-18 01:34:49
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Dumihru wub.gif
Stangmar2005-08-18 03:48:32
Wow.. I am a total nerd
I am writing a complaint letter, most vile, to Trident Gum
..Why
Because their newest flavour tastes like the inside of a rotting rats anus
Not that I would know
But I can speculate
...
heh
i was gonna say
Shiri2005-08-18 03:51:11
DUMIHRU! frenzy.gif YAY! biggrin.gif
Athalas2005-08-18 05:07:09
Steffan Aurendil-La'Saet says, "To isle!"

look

The Beginning of the Twisted Path.

You say, "We're at isle."

Steffan Aurendil-La'Saet says, "..."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Steffan Aurendil-La'Saet says, "Shut up."

Steffan Aurendil-La'Saet says, "Shut uuup."
Yrael2005-08-18 06:16:00
Dumihru! Yay! Someone else to beat me around!
Deas2005-08-18 10:16:39
Evil Lacostian evil.gif evil.gif evil.gif


You see Isolde Aubertine, the Lady of Chablis yell, "I am undone for I have no
love for Chevalier Tristan de Gaulle!"
2000h, 2900m, 3142e, 10p, 8900en, 13400w ex-

Chevalier Tristan de Gaulle yells, "Love is for the young! What was I
thinking!"
2000h, 2900m, 3142e, 10p, 8900en, 13400w ex-

Isolde Aubertine, the Lady of Chablis exclaims, "I will not allow myself to be
so humiliated!"
Isolde Aubertine, the Lady of Chablis runs out of the room, tears in her eyes.
2000h, 2900m, 3142e, 10p, 8900en, 13400w ex-

The voice of Lacostian can be heard laughing across the firmament.
2000h, 2900m, 3142e, 10p, 8900en, 13400w ex-
Kaileigh2005-08-18 13:53:47
Dame Joan, Disciple of the Dawn says, "You want two balls?....."

Laxinova nods her head emphatically.


The conversations you get into when you teleport to the nexus.
Marcalo2005-08-18 13:59:07
Shiro tells you, "Leans, hold mee."

You wrap a comforting arm around Shiro.
Unknown2005-08-18 14:01:06
I'm going to kill you until you die, Marcalo
Marcalo2005-08-18 14:03:18
<>: You say, "Anyone think i pick on shiro to much?"
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Shiro says, "Yes!"
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Jadryga says, "Hmmm."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-gts thats a biased answer shiro, so hush ya mouth up

<>: You say, "Thats a biased answer shiro, so hush ya mouth up."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Jadryga says, "I chain him to the forge for endless hours of
forging, and give him mop duty when he calls me ma'am."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Jadryga says, "Then again, I think he likes the punishment."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-gts aye, i think he's a masochist

<>: You say, "Aye, i think he's a masochist."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Jadryga says, "Quite."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Shiro says, "I am not!!"
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
Jadryga glances briefly eastwards and dashes off into the distance.
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Jadryga says, "Closet."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-gts *guilddisfavours shiro for lying about being a closet masochist*

<>: You say, "*guilddisfavours shiro for lying about being a closet
masochist*."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Shiro says, "Alright you overrated ma'am!"
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Shiro says, "And you ugly clown!"
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-gts thats sir ugly clown, thank you

<>: You say, "Thats sir ugly clown, thank you."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
<>: Jadryga says, "Lady Overrated, to you."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-tell jadryga rofl, poor shiro

You tell First Sergeant Jadryga La'Croix, Rruna Ksh'tant Alpha, "Rofl, poor
shiro."
4072h, 3838m, 3826e, 10p elrxk-
Jadryga tells you, "Hee!"
Unknown2005-08-18 14:04:14
Stp quoting!! badday.gif
Unknown2005-08-18 14:18:18
QUOTE(Dumihru @ Aug 17 2005, 08:30 PM)
Wow, this thread is still here?    Guess I'll add to it then biggrin.gif

Someone reminded me to go look at old quotes, and this is some stuff I found.
(Celest): Cuber says, "Information confirmed, there are no undead miners in
Angkrag."

(Celest): Cuber says, "But there are angry Magnagorans."

(Celest): Erion says, "Why do I keep seeing you die?"


You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
1660h, 2600m, 2328e, 10p, 7200en, 12000w e-teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Pool of Stars.
...
You teleport along the aether strands to the Pool of Stars.
Flying above The Pool of Stars.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. An enormously wide circular pool, as
dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest,
west, northwest, and up.
1660h, 2600m, 2328e, 10p, 7200en, 12000w ex-
The Pool of Stars falls away to the ground.
...
The Pool of Stars comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'


      donut44902: a fruit tart                                  44    125gp
Drill Sergeant Ellara Feyranti, of the ur'Guard shouts, "Very well, it is gone now. Summon me at will, you rat."
Monsieur Qaletaqa l'Montfort shouts, "Oh how I love the sound of insults in the morning."
Ialie shouts, "Its late afternoon."
Monsieur Qaletaqa l'Montfort shouts, "By Gods your right!"
Death Drill Sergeant Daganev i'Xiia, the Shaper of Steel shouts, "Puns are
never stupid, only I am."

The body of Archsire Erion, Pearl of Wisdom appears in a flash and his soul
descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with
emotion.
1932h, 3044m, 2796e, 10p, 9280en, 14320w ex-
Erion plummets to the earth below!

Lowblow is here.

(The Grand Celestial Army): Rafael says, "Standby for abuse."

(Rafael's Lemmings): Rafael says, "Goto the sea, quick."
(Rafael's Lemmings): Rafael says, "Jump into it."

Rafael embraces Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame with great ardour.


Valek gives Rafael a lecherous smooch.
Raiha leaves to the north.
She is followed by a dwarven pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim,
a mugwump pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a
dwarven pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, and a dwarven pilgrim.
Terenas says, "Someone's devoted to helping."
(Celest): Rauros says, "Ok, just fed this turtle 6 sharks... if that doesnt
make it pregnant I dont know what will."

(Celest): Rafael says, "Okay, everyone, the event has begun. Get your teams
moving and plow over everyone else. Please try not to plow over a team already
plowing another."

(Celest): Terenas says, "You're going to take that, Rhysus? Go show those urns
who's the boss!"
(Celest): Rhysus says, "They are."
<...>
Gossamer winds whip around you suddenly as the voice of Ilarian reverberates,
"No, it cannot be true! I cannot accept it! I beg of you to make it stop!"
A cow chews some cud.
(Moondancers): Accalia says, "Jelek, find things to do that help the guild, and
you will be noticed with a favour soon enoughget chicken."
You tell Sir Rafael Lenu, Champion of the Light, "And while that could be fun,
it could be confusing to the pages if you suddenly became Madam Rafael Lenu,
Chipmunk of Light =P."


I totally miss those days. Can we go back to early open beta Celest? We were the greatest bunch of nutjobs EVER. Dumihru, Rafael, Erion, Cuber, Qaletaqa. It was just awesome.
Veonira2005-08-18 15:18:52
QUOTE
Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury says, "Ok don't attack in this room, want
to see how hard these weaker guys are."

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Kaervas.

Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury says, "Ready?"

You nod your head affirmatively.


Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury says, "Keep reflecting."

A reflection of Kaervas blinks out of existence.
Kaervas points his staff at Enlightened Cuetal and it swells, rapidly
discharging a large boulder that hurls into his body, crushing flesh and bone
into pulp.
Kaervas has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
Blood gushes out of Enlightened Cuetal's mouth, and he dies from the crushing
damage of the boulder.
Enlightened Cuetal has been slain by Kaervas.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

This spell may only be used to cast one reflection on someone. If he or she
already has one, it may not be used.

This spell may only be used to cast one reflection on someone. If he or she
already has one, it may not be used.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury says, "Heh or not."
Shiri2005-08-18 15:23:16
Englightened Cuetal? blink.gif Is that in the Toronada Tidal Flats?
Soll2005-08-18 16:23:50
One of the Loboshigaru Masters in the Tosha Monastery.
Nymerya2005-08-18 17:47:42
You say, "I always thought I was sweet, to tell the truth. Even handed.
Forgiving..."
Black Cardinal Ashar d'Valeros, the Infernal Whisper says, "NOT prone to
threatening deities, or throwing tantrums of legendary proportions."


I've been told. =(