That sounds like a fun clan, I want in!

It doesn't exist anymore.

Well, not in the same context, anyway.

Oh, that's a shame.

First time I died in Magnagora I was on a commodity run, and made a rather inconvenient typo...

850h, 275m, 926e, 0p ex-yell jelani mag only has 228 steel, should I buy them out?
You yell, "Jelani mag only has 228 steel, should I buy them out?"
850h, 275m, 926e, 0p ex-yell oh, gods damnit
You yell, "Oh, gods damnit."
850h, 275m, 926e, 0p ex-
Kaervas tells you, "I hope you can run fast."

Seeing as how I was in the middle of the comm shop, I was dead in about 15 seconds.

If only Furloch had done that, woulda saved Magnagora a lot of bother.

I don't know why but this amused me greatly:

Buho reaches into the ether and pulls out a coral staff.

You say, "But that's just like the Aquamancer staff."

Buho, the Restless says, "Don't have weapon probe do you?"

You say, "How big is it?"

Squire Ekard Peulus, of the Armies of Light says to Buho, "Can i swing it?"

This one freaked me out at the time, but the random quality now cracks me up.

The Divine voice of Raezon, the Forbidden echoes in your head, "Oh
Bricriuuuuu."

You say, "Eep."

I'd laugh so much harder if it went on to say...

The Divine voice of Raezon, the Forbidden echoes in your head, "Want cannnnddddyyyy?"

Here's a few that came after:

Lord Eldanien Silmet, Arbiter of Japhiel says, "Oooh, I can enchant enlarge
now."

The corners of Eldanien's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say to Eldanien, "Well... that's....nice."

You quickly duck down.

Eldanien raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Lord Eldanien Silmet, Arbiter of Japhiel says, "Enlarge does have its uses,
aye."

Tarielenwe smirks.

----

And another:

After a discussion of rain:

(The Star Council): You say, "I want it to rain Aether."

(The Star Council): Aether says, "I want to tug on the strand of aether .."

Ooo it comes out all night...

(Celest): Aris (from the Aetherways) says, "He was an order enemy."

(Celest): Stagar says, "I was only enemied to Lactosian."

Aether tells you, "Lactosian, i like that."

You tell Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander, "He's the God of Cheese."

Oh...my...gosh:

You tell Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander, "I'm going beddy byes. So
toorooloo, and cya l8t0rz."

(Celest): Stagar says, "Meh, Aris...we are both of the light now...perhaps we
can put this behind us? *eyeshift*."

Aether tells you, "...fine ... leave me behind."

(Celest): You say, "I'd rather take your behind with me, but that's the way it
is."

(Celest): You say, "Ack!"

You tell Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander, "Oh gods!"

Aether tells you, "And somehow it fits with the CT discussion, man .. you are
the master of mistells."

(Celest): You say, "That was a major mistell which unfortunately fitted in."

(Celest): Aether says, "I dont know how it "fitted in"."

Aebrin you do that so well.

Everyone look pages back and find the vagina entry. Aebrin has mistold hilariously so many times.

EDIT: My journal is full of them.

Yeah, people do it deliberately.

Yeah but Aebrin doesn't, making even more hilarious.

I'll refresh everyone's memory, as I love this so much.

The Pool of Stars
etc etc
prompt here (removed it's embarrasing)

(Celestines): Aebrin says, "VAGINA"

Completely unprovoked (honest). Hilarious

You dork!

You been making me unscramble dirty words all night. And I was tired!

It was Manjanaia's fault...

Yukari Auralius says, "The voice of Someone powerful tells you, "Your panties
should be fixed now.""
~~~~~~
Yukari Auralius says, "I have repugance."

Yukari Auralius says, "Howdo you cure that?"

You say, "YOU can't."

Forsaken Marsu Aurendil says, "Drink love."

Yukari Auralius says, "Don't have love."

You give a ruby vial to Yukari Auralius.

Forsaken Marsu Aurendil says, "Unlucky."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Yukari takes a drink from a ruby vial.

You say, "That sounds WRONG."

Yukari's eyes gleam with generosity.

You say, ""GIVE LOVE TO YUKARI"."
~~~~~

Druid Aris Carthan, Fury of the Forests shouts, "Hear me, Magnagora! For every
one person slain by a tainted blade, I will double that essence in an offering
to defile a shrine of the Tainted. You will be smart to watch your kills, lest
the heavens above roar with the dwindling of your power."

Heresiarch, Count Brona Feyranti, of the Midnight Legions echoes, "Aris, shut
up before I put my demonic size 13 in your ass."

Prophetess of the Even Blade, Jem Delain, Lazulite Enchantress shouts, "Being a
lil optimistic size wise aren't we Brona?"

Trooper Davrick Rhaal shouts, "Better thans a faelin withs a mouth the size ofs
a Tae'dae."

Heresiarch, Count Brona Feyranti, of the Midnight Legions echoes, "Jem, if I
wanted you to talk I would have put a gold coin in you. Shut it, filth."

Mitch Riversong, Lunar Servant shouts, "Brona the only Toy is you, following
orders completely blind. why dont you just shut up before that tongue gets you
hurt."

You say, "Well, at least Brona gets to be a Toy and not a toy."

You shrug helplessly.

Trooper Tyamit says, "Capital T."

Tyamit nods his head sagely.

You grin and nod.

Trooper Tyamit says, "Makes all the difference."

Trooper Tyamit says, "Proper Insulting."

"Heh heh heh" Yukari chuckles.

Trooper Tyamit asks, "That like.. a Divine Vibrator?"

Mystic Yukari Auralius says, "That'd be...interesting."

Trooper Tyamit says, "A Divinely Glowing Vibrator."

You grin and nod.

Yukari tells you, "I WANT A DIVINELY GLOWING VIBRATOR!"

You say, "Yukari tells you, "I WANT A DIVINELY GLOWING VIBRATOR!"."

Yukari rolls on the floor in front of you, laughing.

Tyamit peers about himself unscrupulously.
~~~~~~~~~~
Ok.....Just because it was in my list randomly which my brother probably put in there, and we have alot of ex-Achaeans.......Here:
(Sapience) Sarapis says, "Achaea down at... 208.185.247.26!"
(Sapience) Ayer says, "Got her!"
(Market) Ayer says, "Grove rezz for Achaea?"
(Market) Clementius says, "Buying and selling only please."
~~~~~
(Magnagora): Karl says, "They're still sitting in their respective demenses,
this is laughable. Mages ought to be banned from arena combat."

(Magnagora): Stangmar says, "Karl hurt STangmar feelings."

(Magnagora): You say, "Aww, well, he meant Mage on Mage combat."

(Magnagora): Stangmar says, "Ah."

(Magnagora): Drago (from the Aetherways) says, "Hah, he's right though."

(Magnagora): Kamur says, "Or at least they should become better summoners."


(Magnagora): Karl says, "I'm only joking, don't worry. I wonder how long it
will take before Lisaera steps in and teleports them all together."

(Magnagora): Erion says, "What? Mage on mage? Where?"

(Magnagora): Erion says, "Oh, combat. Nevermind."

(Magnagora): You say, "Combat, Erion, combat."

(Magnagora): Erion says, "You know how I am, Yuniko. Selective hearing."
~~~

Buho's voice reverberates, "Well, I bet if you stop pissing people off, they
will stop being evil. Then you'll have less enemies...or not."

Galvadore, the Starsailor's voice reverberates, "With all due respect Buho,
they pissed me off first, really. There's just too many folks that want to raid
or kill innocent stuff, or be generally not cool."

Buho's voice reverberates, "Well, get a few of your lower enemies together, get
a pipe and some weed....now your friends."

Kalas Aesyra intones, "Sure why not, Buho. Wanna join in?"

Buho's voice reverberates, "I only like the strong stuff."
~~~
Yukari pets Rowena Nightshade ingratiatingly.
Rowena Nightshade growls menacingly at Yukari.

You say, "She hurts."
You twitch spasmodically.

Mystic Yukari Auralius, Melee Connoisseur says, "I wouldn't know."

Yukari grins mischievously at you.

You stick out your tongue and say, "I would."

Rowena Nightshade says, "Our goals remain the same."

"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.

You say, "She like, speaks man."

Yukari curtseys respectfully before Rowena Nightshade.

Rowena Nightshade growls menacingly at Yukari.

You say, "Hey, can I get unenemied?"

Rowena Nightshade says, "Were you a false birth, Yuniko? Of course I speak."

Yukari rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "No, just dropped on my head as a babe."

Rowena Nightshade says, "If only you were dropped harder."

(Aquamancers): Ohtaren says, "Moo."
(Aquamancers): Caraek says, "Woof. Woof."
(Aquamancers): Falasin says, "Baa."
(Aquamancers): Falasin says, "Sorry, I'm feeling a little sheepish."
(Aquamancers): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "Merian noise. Merian noise."
(Aquamancers): Caraek says, "I thought Merian noise sounded like: Help! Help! I'm being killed!"
(Aquamancers): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "Psh. Mugwump noise must be "I being ugly!", then!"
(Aquamancers): Ohtaren says, "*point staff caraek*."
(Aquamancers): Falasin says, "Dracnari Noise: BURN!"
(Aquamancers): Ohtaren says, "Caraek is just jealous because he is not up to our intelectual standards.... pay him no mind kalidasha."
(Aquamancers): Trelian says, "Ouch."
(Aquamancers): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "Too true."
(Aquamancers): Caraek says, "That's it...want to see Mugwump dexterity? Dance contest!"
(Aquamancers): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm sad that I'm ugly."
(Aquamancers): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "Wait. That's Caraek still."
(Aquamancers): Caraek says, "I can't pick up your aether words...too many beautiful Muwgumpian ladies complimenting me. Oh...and a few Merian as well."
(Aquamancers): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "Those are rats."
(Celest): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "Has anybody seen Caraek's spectacles? He seems to have lost them."
(Aquamancers): Caraek says, "Seryne, no...no, stop telling me how handsome I am."
(Aquamancers): Caraek says, "Sorry, Miss."
(Aquamancers): Ohtaren says, "What are they mentaly disabled merians?"
(Aquamancers): Kalidasha (from the Aetherways) says, "Nah. He's just blind."

Just looking at Shiri's posting info...

Total Cumulative Posts 4,555
( 34.2 posts per day / 6.66% of total forum posts )

O_O I'm FALLING. I was on like 7% before! *postpostpost*

Wrong thread to post lots in.