Quotes

by Jalain

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Richter2005-08-23 19:04:53
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Aug 22 2005, 07:04 PM)
(Pupils): Gilt says, "I'm being harrassed by Mister Spindle because my name
resembles the word GUILT."

(Pupils): You say, "I'm afraid we can do nothing about that."

(Pupils): Aralyn says, "Spindle is a Guide, so its not harrassment, its
something you need to listen to."

(Pupils): Gilt says, "I know, but it's retarded. He's named after furniture."
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Some guides make retarded calls on names.
Richter2005-08-23 19:06:06
QUOTE(Ixion @ Aug 22 2005, 09:06 PM)
RE: Credits.

(Bellator Societas): Revan says, "If Richter raises prices again, I say we flogg him."
8972h, 2418m, 4681e, 10p exk-
(Bellator Societas): You say, "I say we do it anyway."
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I got tells asking to help raise prices so that others could buy manses cheaper. tongue.gif
Soll2005-08-23 19:32:10
QUOTE
You see Defender Ashteru, Druid of the Hart yell, "Ashteru is cute."


Chances of that are sooo slim.
Veonira2005-08-23 20:46:57
4:42:33 PM: Stangmar: aeto was just on Earth
4:42:56 PM: Gerald: did you kick his ass? tongue.gif
4:43:02 PM: Stangmar: no
4:43:02 PM: Stangmar: he left
4:43:15 PM: Stangmar: i'll meld it up
4:44:20 PM: Laysus: ooh
4:44:22 PM: Laysus: do, do
4:44:29 PM: Laysus: *goes to play on earth with stangy*
4:44:54 PM: Daevos: *goes to play too&
4:44:55 PM: Daevos: *
4:44:57 PM: Gerald: ROFLMAO
4:45:06 PM: Gerald: i was just about to say
Unknown2005-08-23 20:57:07
Daevos is my hero.
Stangmar2005-08-23 21:03:03
QUOTE(Veonira @ Aug 23 2005, 01:46 PM)
4:42:33 PM:  Stangmar: aeto was just on Earth
4:42:56 PM:    Gerald: did you kick his ass? tongue.gif
4:43:02 PM:  Stangmar: no
4:43:02 PM:  Stangmar: he left
4:43:15 PM:  Stangmar: i'll meld it up
4:44:20 PM:    Laysus: ooh
4:44:22 PM:    Laysus: do, do
4:44:29 PM:    Laysus: *goes to play on earth with stangy*4:44:54 PM:    Daevos: *goes to play too&
4:44:55 PM:    Daevos: *
4:44:57 PM:    Gerald: ROFLMAO
4:45:06 PM:    Gerald: i was just about to say
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That sounds sooooooo wrong.
Joli2005-08-23 21:27:47
(Children of Water): Myna says, "Actually, the clan is for you to be able to read some guild news while you're still below guild rank 3."

(Children of Water): You say, "Yes, not what the other weirdos say."


(The Circle of Aquamagi): Verithrax says, "/Other/ weirdos, Joli?"

(Children of Water): You say, "Yes."


(Children of Water): You say, "You're fish humans.. of course you're weird."

(Children of Water): Kaileigh says, "You're tomorrow's dinner you're weird
too."


(The Circle of Aquamagi): Verithrax says, "We're not fish humans. We were here before the humans, so if anything, they're non-fish Merians."

(Children of Water): Lume says, "I'm not a fish, I'm a walking, talking rock."

(The Circle of Aquamagi): Verithrax says, "Crystal, actually."


<>: You say, "...hahahaha."


And then I got harrassed about being a furrikin... Damn racist Merians. ranting.gif



Soll2005-08-23 22:53:23
I give unto you all, my latest success!

QUOTE
Protector Kariol (Female Mugwump).
She is 31 years old, having been born on the 7th of Tzarin, 93 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 60th in Lusternia.
She is the 2nd ranked combatant with a rating of 282.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Gardener in the Collective of Serenwilde.
She is a Pupil of Druidic Arts in the Hartstone.
She holds the position of a Defender of the White Hart in the Hartstone.
She is a member of the Stagleaf Bookbinding Cartel.
She is an Ethereal Wanderer in the Fellowship of Explorers

clans

She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
She helped seal the gorgogs behind the dimensional barriers.
She passed the challenges of the Tosha Monastery.
She has earned the title of Savior to the Gnomes.


cheer.gif wub.gif Please don't change it back, m'Lady. I'll do so much with this. happy.gif


QUOTE
Spreading Her palms, Lisaera gestures in a smooth circle around Kariol.

An argent halo forms around Kariol, gradually becoming stronger, and a strange humming fills the air

Kariol's features transform before your eyes, becoming softer, and his hair grows slowly longer.

Finally, Kariol's hips broaden and his chest swells, before the argent glow disappears from the air.
Veonira2005-08-23 22:56:09
6:53:59 PM: Kharvik: cook him
6:54:04 PM: Kharvik: hed want it

After I announced that my hermit crab had died.
Lisaera2005-08-23 23:46:35
Let that be a lesson to you, use the correct gender in titles!
Soll2005-08-23 23:51:21
biggrin.gif

Yes, m'Lord!
Ialie2005-08-24 00:06:38
Please for the love of god, whatever is done to Ialie, please please please please do not ever change her sex. That would be the most traumatic.... scary experience in the world.
Soll2005-08-24 00:15:53
OMG! It's Viravain!
Soll2005-08-24 00:16:03
Post something EVIL!
Ashteru2005-08-24 00:19:46
QUOTE(Soll @ Aug 24 2005, 12:16 AM)
Post something EVIL!
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muhahaha.gif

Well, I don't know how it would be if Ash was turned into a woman...I mean...he flirts with everything that walks on two legs..unsure.gif
Joli2005-08-24 00:23:55
QUOTE(Soll @ Aug 23 2005, 06:51 PM)
biggrin.gif

Yes, m'Lord!
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OMG ohmy.gif

I can't get away with smooching you anymore!
Unknown2005-08-24 01:27:14
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-say Which is why I, myself, try to avoid warfare at all costs
You say, "Which is why I, myself, try to avoid warfare at all costs."
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-nod
You nod your head emphatically.
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-say Aye. I can imagine so
You say, "Aye. I can imagine so."
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-say Such a gift, Asmodea, can also become a curse. I pray that you use it to help others and guide them to a balanced existence
You say, "Such a gift, Asmodea, can also become a curse. I pray that you use it
to help others and guide them to a balanced existence."
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-
(The Kalas Legacy): Melanchthon says, "Hmm...found narsrim. Turns out he was
hunting sharks with me."
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-
Asmodea nods her head at you.
2253h, 3387m, 3576e, 5p exp-
Asmodea Ale'nyi, the White Witch says, "I shall do my best."
XXXXX tells you, "*drools on you* Me wubs u!"
You tell XXXXX, "*eyes* *shoves into her 'bad box' and locks it*"

*mutters* Was having a spiritual and indepth roleplay conversation and that happens.
Yrael2005-08-24 02:03:02
QUOTE(Soll @ Aug 24 2005, 09:53 AM)
I give unto you all, my latest success!
cheer.gif wub.gif Please don't change it back, m'Lady. I'll do so much with this. happy.gif
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It was bad enough with Hajimon threatening to do it to me. You poor, poor thing.
Nayl2005-08-24 02:12:42
I believe Kariol's RP meter just went up a bit.
GO SON GO.
Ixion2005-08-24 02:26:31
Eruttu Wyndon says to a massive black warthog, "Quit moving I want to ride you!"
9471h, 2574m, 4397e, 10p exk-
Eruttu sucks thoughtfully on Mister Happy.

Eruttu Wyndon says, "I dunno, something new to play with."

Aragrot giggles happily.

Marcalo gives a transplanar cubix to Eruttu Wyndon.


Eruttu.. not sure what you were thinking there.