Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-08-25 13:59:04
I am so glad, you didn't put in what happen after that biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-08-25 16:36:47
(The Midnight Legion): Jadryga says, "Gerald, I see Kaileigh at Balach."
(The Midnight Legion): Jadryga says, "Watch out for her."
Lady Kaileigh D'Azure (In the shadow of a giant willow)
Your current clan will now be the 'The Midnight Legion' clan.
(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Thanks for the heads up."

About 45 seconds later.

Kaileigh has been slain by the might of a hammerhead shark.
(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Threat neutralized."
The soul of Kaileigh (Bondero Bay)
Aqua Adept Validus (Bondero Bay)

(The Midnight Legion): Jadryga says, "That works."

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Acrune2005-08-25 17:28:14
Its scary how much you folks watch people who aren't much of a threat, several magnagorans on irc knew that I hang around at the pool a lot *paranoid*
Unknown2005-08-25 17:34:11
Jadryga tells you, "Could someone replace Alger?"

Jadryga tells you, "I have a feeling his soul's fallen asleep."

Ur'Marshal Alger D'Tylmirande (A dark underwater cave)

Jadryga tells you, "He's a sitting duck down there."

You tell First Sergeant Jadryga La'Croix, Rruna Ksh'tant Alpha, "OOC: He fell
asleep on the keyboard?"

Jadryga tells you, "I think so."

You tell First Sergeant Jadryga La'Croix, Rruna Ksh'tant Alpha, "ROFL."

You tell Ur'Marshal Alger D'Tylmirande, "You awake bro?"

Jadryga tells you, "Hee."

I thought it was funny. biggrin.gif
Ixion2005-08-25 18:27:19
(Bellator Societas): Geb says, "Anyone able to tell me what these cords are used for that dropped out of a hammerhead shark?"

(Bellator Societas): You say, "They are for suicidal hangings."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Wrap around your neck and squeeze."

Melanchthon tells you, "Ever helpful..."

You tell Kalas Melanchthon, "Hah!"

(Bellator Societas): Geb says, "Come here. Let me test them on you first."
Shamarah2005-08-25 18:44:55
I swear Hajamin is a dragon in disguise:


A large mound of Celestial Gold.
All your eyes can see are mounds upon mounds of Celestial Gold. This hoard is
the last place this rare and beautiful metal can be found, besides that worn by
the Golden Lord Himself. Golden wings spread wide, a brilliant golden pegasus
stands here, sparkling softly. Hajamin, the Golden Lord is here, emitting a
soft golden glow that lights up the area. He wields the Lance of Brilliance in
His left hand and the Shield of Brilliance in His right.
You see a single exit leading north.

It just screams it!
Amaru2005-08-25 18:48:57
You missed His 'golden glow'.
Shamarah2005-08-25 19:44:23
No I didn't! ninja.gif
Unknown2005-08-25 21:55:41
Aurella tells you, "*blink* you were so overwhelmed by my achievement that you
killed yourself?"

You tell Kalas Aurella, The Eye of Crow, "Yes, I was overfilled with tears of
joy for your recent success *weeps*.


Hehe, I love it when people wonder why I keep killing myself, the power of lich tongue.gif
Ceres2005-08-25 22:47:00
You tell Lord Amaru La'Saet, Circle of Saintdom, "If a guy had spent three
years collecting comicbooks, would it be fine for someone to set them on fire,
since they're "just comics"?"

Amaru tells you, "Well yeah."

Amaru tells you, "What a nerd."
Ceres2005-08-25 22:53:07
Ceres Lusternia (11:51:13 PM): Amaru is such a hateful child
Geraint Amaratha (11:51:35 PM): I bet he was whipped as a virgin slave in africa
Veonira2005-08-25 23:29:01
(Newbie): Ayu says, "You can do everything to almost everywhere, except the
genitals because that's not very friendly to our younger adventurers."
(Newbie): Ayu says, "*wink*."
(Newbie): Ishyur says, "That'd be the worst punishment ever."
(Newbie): Ishyur says, "By far."
(Newbie): Lupan says, "SliceGenitals causes minor bleeding and impotency until
regenration is applied."
(Newbie): Lupan says, "Hehe."
(Newbie): Jacquin says, "Ok, enough of that path. There's enough ways to
torture people as is."
(Newbie): Ayu says, "Well, son of a.. I guess you CAN."
(Newbie): Ishyur says, "I wouldn't like to find around genitals lying on the
floor either."
(Newbie): Uallan says, "Not to mention loss of the ability to have offspring.."
(Newbie): Ayu says, "But you can't sever genitals."

Oh, those silly novices!
Ixion2005-08-26 00:59:00
<> Alger says: We have to be the most heterosexual guild out there.

<>: You say:

<> Daevos says: I love our guild.

Well the guild loves you back.
Unknown2005-08-26 01:13:23
Why are so many warriors male. This sucks.
Vix2005-08-26 01:13:59
QUOTE(Folkien @ Aug 25 2005, 08:13 PM)
Why are so many warriors male. This sucks.
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Answer: testosterone.
Ixion2005-08-26 01:14:16
QUOTE(Folkien @ Aug 25 2005, 08:13 PM)
Why are so many warriors male. This sucks.
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Thats not what heterosexual means, Folkien.
Unknown2005-08-26 01:30:05
Retarded rebounding. The one time I get slitthroat, it's about 5 milliseconds after someone smokes and shields, and I end up killing myself
QUOTE
Focusing on his head, you strike at Deangelo with an exquisitely crafted
draconic broadsword, but your swing hits his powerful aura and rebounds back
into you. Folken strikes off your right ear, and blood fills your ear canal,
making you somewhat dizzy.
Focusing on his head, you strike at Deangelo with an exquisitely crafted
draconic broadsword, but your swing hits his powerful aura and rebounds back
into you. Folken strikes off your left ear, and blood fills your ear canal,
making you somewhat dizzy.
Focusing on his head, you strike at Deangelo with an exquisitely crafted
draconic broadsword, but your swing hits his powerful aura and rebounds back
into you. Folken strikes your neck, and blood fountains out in a thick spray.
apply mending to head
Focusing on his head, you strike at Deangelo with an exquisitely crafted
draconic broadsword, who raises a celestial aegis shield. Your broadsword
strikes his shield, which completely absorbs the blow.


doh.gif rolleyes.gif
Unknown2005-08-26 01:32:21
And yes, I'm not stupid. I know what heterosexual means.
I was bringing up the fact that there are only male warriors because some of us are slowly realizing our inner homosexuality when we realize there are no women around.
Rakor2005-08-26 01:38:51
QUOTE(Ixion @ Aug 25 2005, 08:59 PM)
<> Daevos says: I love our guild.


Hah. I logged on and that's the first thing I saw.
Yrael2005-08-26 01:52:23
QUOTE(Ixion @ Aug 26 2005, 11:59 AM)
<> Alger says: We have to be the most heterosexual guild out there.

<>: You say:

<> Daevos says: I love our guild.

Well the guild loves you back.
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The Moondancers, on the other hand..

(Shiri said it, not me. Don't lynch me, lynch him. It's because of all the fairy summoning, apparently.)