Just to refute a lot of claims serens make:

Xenthos gives the Moonhart Mother Tree a compassionate hug.

Eep!

Arlent sidles up to you and drools on you.

Arlent sniffles softly.

Lord Arlent De'ravenna, Hope's Beacon says, "Aebrin, why can't I mount you?"

2235h, 2355m, 1965e, 10p, 10075en, 10746w elrxk-

Aris dryhumps Bricriu.
2235h, 2355m, 1965e, 10p, 10075en, 10752w elrxk-

Bricriu, the Poison Tongue says, "..."
2235h, 2355m, 1965e, 10p, 10075en, 10752w elrxk-
say ..uhm
You say, "..uhm."
2235h, 2355m, 1965e, 10p, 10075en, 10764w elrxk-

And of course you immediately became engaged to him.

Actually, Aris was then crucified. Pity I'd have gotten status for an insult like that if I did bother to go through in killing him.

Actually, I was engaged to him before that.. To hell with the 'sanctity of marriage', I was bored. So lets get engaged to the first one! Of course, I accidently asked Bricriu at one point, which would have proved hazardous to my health..

Sigh...I'll just qoutes it before he does.

You tell Melee Connoisseur, Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Nali's Pretty, "If you value
your proofings, don't rub it."

Ixchilgal tells you, "Right. No rubbing, got it."


I really didn't intend it to sound that way.....

I don't get it.

Perhaps your mind is just alittle too pure.

I don't think anyone has ever said that to me before.

"Your mind isn't in the gutter" would be another way of putting it.

Think of things you rub which would get a "Oh, I didn't think it could be read that way" in response.

Ixchilgal, riding the corpse of a taint wyrm, leaves to the west.

let me rephrase that, I got what Buho was "supposed" to be refering to, but "no rubbing" is not the way you would say that if there was any inuendo. There would be an "it" in there somewhere or something. Like "Oh, no rubbing it. Got it."

I don't get it either...

And my mind -is- in the gutter.

Use your imaginations. It's not that hard.

....no pun intended. At first, anyhow.

2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-unwield staff

You cease wielding the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire in your left hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-unwield cudgel

You cease wielding the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in your right hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-sniffle

You sniffle softly.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-give cudgel to revan

You give the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari to Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord
of the Taint.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-give staff to athana

2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan gives Tetra, the elemental scourge to you.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
You give the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire to Heiress of Glinshari Athana
Serelle, the Ethereal Dreamer.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-

Revan begins to wield the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan nibbles tenderly on Athana's ear.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana begins to wield the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire in her left hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-say those are blunt, right?

You say, "Those are blunt, right?"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-say could I bash people with both of those?

You say, "Could I bash people with both of those?"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan points accusingly at the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-say I'd love to see people's expressions

You say, "I'd love to see people's expressions."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana points the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire at Revan.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan points the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari at Athana.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana points the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire at Revan.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana prods Revan in the chest.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan prods Athana in the chest.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-giggle

Heiress of Glinshari Athana Serelle, the Ethereal Dreamer says, "Dont start
with me."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint says, "Mm, squishy."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana giggles happily.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan licks Athana.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan points the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari at Athana.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana puts the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire into a parafilament purse.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Heiress of Glinshari Athana Serelle, the Ethereal Dreamer says, "Mine!"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan puts the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari into a black leather and silk
backpack.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint says, "Mine!"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-say um

You say, "Um."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana purses her lips, deep in thought.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-put mace in pack

You put Tetra, the elemental scourge into a fesix backpack.

2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-say mine

You say, "Mine."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-eyebrow

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan snickers at you.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana kneels and reverently places a palm on the ground. The stalk of a plant
pushes up from the earth and forms a bud, which then unfolds and blossoms into
a golden flower. Athana reaches out and cups the flower in her hands which
shimmers into a sacred golden sickle.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana begins to wield a golden sickle in her left hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan takes the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari from a black leather and silk
backpack.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan begins to wield the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan ceases to wield an iron shield in his right hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan picks up a large rock and squeezes with all his might until his skin
breaks and coats the rock with blood. A small smile of satisfaction quirks on
his lips as it lengthens into the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan begins to wield the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire in his right hand.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint says, "AHA!"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana gives a horrified gasp.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Heiress of Glinshari Athana Serelle, the Ethereal Dreamer says, "How did you do
that!"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint says, "Magic!"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana peers at a parafilament purse unscrupulously.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana snaps her fingers.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint says, "Now both are mine!"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan cackles hellishly.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan pets the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire ingratiatingly.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan pets the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari ingratiatingly.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Heiress of Glinshari Athana Serelle, the Ethereal Dreamer says, "Come back to
me ancient cudgel of glinshari."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint says, "Nooo."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint says, "I'll never let it go!"
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana taps her foot with mild impatience.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan grabs protectively at the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Athana takes a drink from a ruby vial.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Heiress of Glinshari Athana Serelle, the Ethereal Dreamer says, "I think i know
how i could get it back from you.."
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-
Revan leaves, following Heiress of Glinshari Athana Serelle, the Ethereal
Dreamer.
Athana leaves to the north.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-mutter

You mutter discontentedly.
2429h, 2730m, 2820e, 10p, 13200en, 13200w elrx-


Off to that private room, do doubt...

(********): You say, "We should stick up recruitment posters to trees and
buildings in Seren and Celest."
(********): You say, "UNCLE DAEVOS WANTS YOU!"
(********): Jack (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "DEEP INSIDE HIM."
(********): Jack (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "IT'S LIKE A DRUG.
LIKE THE SWEET, SWEET METH THAT THE UR'GUARD LOVE SO VERY MUCH."
(********): Jack (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "TAKE ME NOW,
LAZUL."
(********): Jack (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah, I'm done."

HAHAHA Jack your SO random! I love it!!!

Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander says, "Ah yes, we have one there. We used to monoliths even in the bathroom and the jaccuzzi room."

You say, "You have a jaccuzzi?!"

Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander says, "Its all about fun and games."

Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander says, "Yes, for the paladin orgies."

You say, "Oo where?"

Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander says, "Beneath the office area."

Duke Aether Starleaf, Seraphic Commander says, "Restricted access."

Ooh I like this one

You tell Enchanting Aebrin Salimera, "And what are you and Aether doing running off together?"
You tell Enchanting Aebrin Salimera, "*peer*"
Aebrin tells you, "I'm corrupting him"
You tell Enchanting Aebrin Salimera, "Let me know if you need an extra pair of hands"