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by Jalain

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Unknown2005-08-28 01:03:46
Shiri2005-08-28 03:16:51
Terenas2005-08-28 03:29:36
Size one Faeling.

QUOTE
Vhri begins to tumble towards the north.
3955h, 4465m, 4465e, 10p, 18675en, 21225w elrxk-20:27:23:830

Vhri tumbles out to the north.
3955h, 4465m, 4465e, 10p, 18675en, 21225w elrxk-20:27:24:020

Vhri tumbles in from the north.
3955h, 4465m, 4465e, 10p, 18675en, 21225w elrxk-20:27:25:052
Veonira2005-08-28 03:37:31
QUOTE(Kahazul @ Aug 27 2005, 07:24 PM)
(The Midnight Legion): Shiro (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What
happen?"

You tell Drill Sergeant Shiro Aramanth, "Someone set us up the bomb."

Shiro tells you, "Huh?"

You tell Drill Sergeant Shiro Aramanth, "Nothing."
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roflmao.gif laughing1.gif

Oh God. That really made me laugh. HOO boy. I have to go watch that.
Revan2005-08-28 03:39:41
QUOTE(terenas @ Aug 27 2005, 11:29 PM)
Size one Faeling.
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That's wrong... WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!! Damn tumble... DAMN IT TO NIL!
Sylphas2005-08-28 04:06:59
Aww, I need diminish. My size 6 roll is still 1 second to roll away and another to recover balance.
Veonira2005-08-28 04:26:21
Lady Kaileigh D'Azure shouts, "Giggle."

goodjob.gif
Shiri2005-08-28 05:34:46
3463h, 4304m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 18300w ex-
You sing, "Hmm, well, I'm on their side, although not for quite the same reasons, actually, but as I may indeed be in the minority I felt it best to check."
3463h, 4304m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 18354w ex-
Aeto steps out of the Moonhart Mother Tree, trailing sparkling motes of light. A great eagle soars majestically on air currents in from the ether.
3463h, 4304m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 18354w ex-"damnit
You say, "Damnit."
3463h, 4304m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 18354w ex-
You say, "Darn Singollo and his stupid abbreviated name!"
3463h, 4304m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 18372w ex-
You tell Chief Singollo Di'derhon, Seren Rock, "Hmm, well, I'm on their side, although not for quite the same reasons, actually, but as I may indeed be in the minority I felt it best to check."
Kaileigh2005-08-28 05:53:31
QUOTE(Veonira @ Aug 27 2005, 10:26 PM)
Lady Kaileigh D'Azure shouts, "Giggle."

goodjob.gif
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aw.. now that wasn't even funny.. Richter was being all whiney about dying and I thought it was amusing.
Jack2005-08-28 05:55:12
See, it's actually saying the word "giggle". Not just saying it, but shouting it to the whole world. That's like me being amused by something in real life, and yelling "CHUCKLE".
Yrael2005-08-28 06:22:18
Celest- The Kinder, Gentler City. Where furries romp freely, and masturbate rainbows and flower petals
New Celest: Land of the furries and the home of the yiffing.

....
Unknown2005-08-28 06:39:04
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Richter2005-08-28 08:35:47
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Aug 27 2005, 09:53 PM)
aw.. now that wasn't even funny..  Richter was being all whiney about dying and I thought it was amusing.
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Richter was already pissed, and I as a player, found that to be one of the most moronic things ever shouted, so I didn't grace it with a retort.

That said, if you continue to shout things like that, I hope you either grow up, or go away.
Ceres2005-08-28 11:06:02
I'd kill her, but she's in my city.
Laysus2005-08-28 15:49:14
3209h, 4766m, 4304e, 10p exk-Deciding to teach Aesyra the ultimate lesson in manners, you point a finger
imperiously at her and call the curse of the toad down upon her head. You watch
in satisfaction as warts break out over her skin which then turns green and
slimy. Finally, she shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!

...


3209h, 4766m, 4304e, 5p exk-You ponder the situation.
3209h, 4766m, 4304e, 5p exk-You lean into a warty toad and kiss her long and tenderly.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before
suddenly stretching and transforming into a aslaran demigod. Shaking her head,
Aesyra stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly
disoriented and perplexed with her tongue lolling out the side of her mouth.

As you kiss Aesyra, a strange thrumming fills your stomach, and you watch in
horror as warts break out over your skin which then turns green and slimy. The
world seems to suddenly become much larger...or are you becoming smaller? Hmm,
why do you have a sudden craving for flies?

...

Aesyra kisses you passionately.
With a sudden lurch, the world around you becomes a blur as your body stretches
and lengthens into its familiar faeling shape. Your time as a toad has ended,
though the troublesome craving for flies lingers.

As Aesyra kisses you, warts break out over her skin which then turns green and
slimy. Finally, she shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!

...

You kiss a warty toad passionately.
A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before
suddenly stretching and transforming into a aslaran demigod. Shaking her head,
Aesyra stands before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly
disoriented and perplexed with her tongue lolling out the side of her mouth.

As you kiss Aesyra, a strange thrumming fills your stomach, and you watch in
horror as warts break out over your skin which then turns green and slimy. The
world seems to suddenly become much larger...or are you becoming smaller? Hmm,
why do you have a sudden craving for flies?

...


Aesyra kisses you passionately.
With a sudden lurch, the world around you becomes a blur as your body stretches
and lengthens into its familiar faeling shape. Your time as a toad has ended,
though the troublesome craving for flies lingers.
Kaileigh2005-08-28 16:46:25
I'm sure someone will find this freaking hilarious

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Open that back up."

(Celest): You say, "Why don't you do it Lord Hajamin."

High above, a shining lance soars brilliantly through the sky, lighting the
clouds as it arcs smoothly before sailing down towards its target.
With a blinding light, the Lance of Brilliance comes flying down from above,
slamming into your chest.
You have been slain by Hajamin, the Golden Lord.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.

(Celest): You say, "And death number 7."

at least I said Lord and capitalized
Unknown2005-08-28 17:26:12
You forgot to capitalize You.
Marsu2005-08-28 17:49:27
My nexus huh.gif


(The Shadow Court): Deas says, "Can anyone tell me where is the Master
Ravenwood?"

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Master Ravenwood Tree.

You teleport along the aether strands to the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You are surrounded by utter darkness, and can see nothing. The smell of
minerals and dirt fills your nostrils. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over
everything here, pulsing with immeasurable and dark power.
You see some loose soil to the north.

You are packed much too tightly into the earth to do that.

burrow above
Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
*lots of random people removed due to spamminess*
You see a single exit leading north.

poke ravenwood
You stumble and poke yourself in the eye.

With a wistful look on her face, Daralis touches the Master Ravenwood Tree.

You lay your hands upon the Master Ravenwood Tree and feel the latent power
energies within. Closing your eyes, you tap directly into its coursing energy
and begin channeling its energy into your own reserves.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

You cease wielding an athame dagger in your right hand.

You begin to wield a hefty shovel in your right hand.

You set about, digging furiously.

You set about, digging furiously.
You unearth the Master Ravenwood Tree!
Kaileigh2005-08-28 17:53:03
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Aug 28 2005, 11:26 AM)
You forgot to capitalize You.
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Please go die.
Unknown2005-08-28 18:38:21
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Aug 28 2005, 12:53 PM)
Please go die.
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No.