Quotes

by Jalain

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Ashteru2005-08-31 17:26:30
Oh? Gorgulu has a sword? Neat. biggrin.gif
Soll2005-08-31 17:47:10
doh.gif Read the first message. Then the second. tongue.gif It's the wrong death message. Typo/bug thing. tongue.gif
Ashteru2005-08-31 18:24:02
Oh. Yeah.

I think I bashed so much that I got braindamage now... closedeyes.gif
Unknown2005-08-31 18:26:28
QUOTE(Thaemorn @ Aug 31 2005, 04:59 AM)
One of those things you don't hear every day:

(Hartstone): Munsia says, "And my baby sitter was killed and offered to
Fain..."
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That kind of makes me sad. I was hoping Lisaera'd made the golem immortal, or just with an insane amount of HP. But I guess not. =\\
Lisaera2005-08-31 21:33:26
Why would I do that? Its death was a good way to prove Munsia wasn't behaving!
Unknown2005-08-31 21:48:33
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Aug 31 2005, 04:33 PM)
Why would I do that? Its death was a good way to prove Munsia wasn't behaving!
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Because it's your fault it followed in dream form! tongue.gif
Terenas2005-08-31 22:31:08
(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "Wow, the one thing google doesn't have,
men kissing donkeys."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "Heh, people will think I am a freak
now."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Now?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "..ouch."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "I am hurt."

Later..

(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "Nothing like a donkey.."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Quoting that too."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Torak says, "You go to hell, you go to hell and you
die."
Torak2005-08-31 22:32:18
Its fake, I never said anything like that, ever.
Unknown2005-08-31 22:37:04
Sureeee
Jack2005-08-31 23:23:37
QUOTE(Ye of Little Faith @ Aug 31 2005, 06:26 PM)
That kind of makes me sad.  I was hoping Lisaera'd made the golem immortal, or just with an insane amount of HP.  But I guess not.  =\\
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Yeah, he didn't even attack me. sad.gif
Unknown2005-09-01 00:14:29
(Serenwilde): Folken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And a new Commune slogan."

(Serenwilde): Aerenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The stag one?"

(Serenwilde): Aerenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I shudder when hearing it."

(Serenwilde): Folken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Magnagorans agree! Serenwilde better potty trained than Glomdoring!"

(Serenwilde): Aerenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's even
worse."
Munsia2005-09-01 01:17:45
QUOTE(Jack @ Aug 31 2005, 07:23 PM)
Yeah, he didn't even attack me.  sad.gif
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Ok so it can speak but it cant show emotion, move very well, or defend itself.... mad.gif Hey Lisaera if I payed credits for it as a pet whatever the normal amount is.. can you design another? tongue.gif
Unknown2005-09-01 01:30:21
(The Iron Council): Alger (from the Astral Plane) says, "Im captain obvious."

(The Iron Council): Alger (from the Astral Plane) says, "Bet you didnt know
that."

(The Iron Council): Daevos says, "Obviously."
Munsia2005-09-01 01:47:11
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Aug 31 2005, 09:30 PM)
(The Iron Council): Alger (from the Astral Plane) says, "Im captain obvious."

(The Iron Council): Alger (from the Astral Plane) says, "Bet you didnt know
that."

(The Iron Council): Daevos says, "Obviously."
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Not as funny as it could be I suppose.. too short glare.gif
Unknown2005-09-01 02:06:53
QUOTE
You flash Ayu a joyous smile.
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
Ayu gives you a compassionate hug.
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
Serenguard Ayu says, "There's your hug."
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
You say, "Thank you."
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
With a flourish, Ayu slips a decorative katana into a leather bound side
scabbard.
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
Ayu begins to wield a heavy blacksmith's hammer in her left hand.
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
Serenguard Ayu says, "And here's a compassionate bash on the head."
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
With a focused look, Ayu strikes at you with a heavy blacksmith's hammer. She
stumbles forward as she fails to strike you.
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
With a focused look, Ayu strikes at you with a heavy blacksmith's hammer, and
you make ready with an exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword. With a flick of
your broadsword, you easily deflect Ayu's hammer.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Ayu's weapon. You strike her left arm,
striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
6140h, 3134m, 3624e, 10p elrx-
You say, "I wouldn't suggest that."


Meh, so I didn't warn her fast enough... so what.
Munsia2005-09-01 02:13:02
dont kill me narsrim tongue.gif

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "I was just thinking how easy it would be to
seduce Kalodan."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "All you'd have to do is have a trail
of honey cakes that lead to your private location with several of them there...
he'd be easy to bait in... the only problem would be dealing with his mother
afterwards."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Heh."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Nice miss..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Shut up Munsia, no comments."

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "All you'd have to do is have a trail of honey
cakes that lead to your private location with several of them there... he'd be
easy to bait in... the only problem would be dealing with his mother
afterwards."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Zenji says, "*Cough* *choke* Nars? *sputter*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Must have been Elryn dreamweaving
illusions again..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Its one of those.. leave it alone things
zenji."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Zenji says, "Didn't know Elryn's mind was that
dirty..."

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "And then."

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "Just pour honey all over yourself."
Vix2005-09-01 02:15:33
Hehe. I actually did that and made a trail to the earth gate... *eyeshift*

Sorry if Kalo spams you with cake shouts!
Munsia2005-09-01 02:17:40
Right after Vix posts:

(Serenwilde): Kalodan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Yum!"


(Serenwilde): Kalodan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Kalo find cakes
EVERYWHERE!"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan says, "Lalala, Kalo find cakes leading from
Maeve to the Earth Stone!"

Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag shouts, "Kalo gots SEVEN honey
cakes, lalalalala! He had eights but gave one to Maeve, lalalalalala!
Lalalalalalala honey cakes honey cakes Kalo likes honey cakes, they so sweet,
Faes love to eats, but not Kalo's Kalo's are Kalo's lalalalala."

laughing1.gif (this smily makes me laugh more)
Stangmar2005-09-01 03:26:04
THAT IS HILARIOUS!
Unknown2005-09-01 04:15:14
QUOTE(munsia @ Aug 31 2005, 09:13 PM)
dont kill me narsrim tongue.gif

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "I was just thinking how easy it would be to
seduce Kalodan."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "All you'd have to do is have a trail
of honey cakes that lead to your private location with several of them there...
he'd be easy to bait in... the only problem would be dealing with his mother
afterwards." 

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Heh."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Nice miss..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Shut up Munsia, no comments."

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "All you'd have to do is have a trail of honey
cakes that lead to your private location with several of them there... he'd be
easy to bait in... the only problem would be dealing with his mother
afterwards."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Zenji says, "*Cough* *choke* Nars? *sputter*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Must have been Elryn dreamweaving
illusions again..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Its one of those.. leave it alone things
zenji."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Zenji says, "Didn't know Elryn's mind was that
dirty..."

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "And then."

(House Aurendil): Narsrim says, "Just pour honey all over yourself."
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See, I'm almost constantly ignoring channels (Rizzen's family channel is spammier than Panda and DC put together). I never saw this. But that's so disturbing, it's not even funny.