Quotes

by Jalain

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Laysus2005-03-12 14:24:14
You point the tip of your athame at a translucent spider's heart and make a
sudden stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the athame
and slams into his chest, making him gasp in pain.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
A translucent spider falls to his knees and blood gushes from his eyes, ears
and nose. He gives one final gasp before falling faceward in death.
You have slain a translucent spider.


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Shiri2005-03-12 14:25:04
Well, you're one over the rest of us. It's baby weevils for us. wink.gif
Soll2005-03-12 16:23:45
Ouch..Waste of a good crit there. comfort.gif
Sekreh2005-03-13 00:00:14
Someday, I know I'll get a world shattering crit on a baby weevil. I just know it
Laysus2005-03-13 04:14:18
Wild Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "I want them to know where and what we are trying to promote."

Wild Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Sex."

Wild Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Sec!"

Wild Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Not sex!"



He takes everything so seriously...

Seren Nejii Talnara, Gentle Phoenix smiles and says, "Just a question."

Wild Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "No."

Wild Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "No questions."

Skyla shakes her head.

Seren Nejii Talnara, Gentle Phoenix says, "Do you folks nee-oh."

Seren Nejii Talnara, Gentle Phoenix says, "Okay. Sorry."
Laysus2005-03-13 19:52:36
The Divine voice of Estarra, the Eternal echoes in your head, "Hi."

You tell Estarra, the Eternal, "Hi."

You tell Estarra, the Eternal, "Can I help you, M'Lady?"

The Divine voice of Estarra, the Eternal echoes in your head, "So you are
interested in trade ins?"

The Divine voice of Estarra, the Eternal echoes in your head, "Oops i guess
you're not."

The Divine voice of Estarra, the Eternal echoes in your head, "Sorry, I was
thinking of another name that started with L -- *mumble*."

wub.gif Estarra
Manjanaia2005-03-13 20:02:36
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Veonira2005-03-14 02:45:34
As I logged in tonight.

(Pupils): Papienorm says, "Aigt homie Iza, I sorry for the inconvinience. I
stop fo sure now."

(Pupils): Papienorm says, "Sup MASTER G. Greetings from the Magnagoran Ghetto
Rider."
Shiri2005-03-14 02:54:42
Seryne says, "Aww, come on, tell me!"
Seryne says, "Just give me the first letter? Please?"
Seryne flutters her eyelashes at you.
Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
Seryne shouts "OI!" at the top of her voice.

*change MSN name to "Shiri - Passing out at convenient moments since '88! happy.gif"*

EDIT: Oh dear, we just got Papienorm, Athana inducted him. sleep.gif
Terenas2005-03-14 03:34:09
Ceremoniously, Malicia dabs some a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword tint
upon her face, creating the pattern of right arm.
Aebrin2005-03-14 04:06:56
OH this one's classic:

(The Star Council): You say, "How come Healing Fractures doesn't work Buho?"

(The Star Council): Buho says, "Not sure, I can look into it."

(The Star Council): You say, "Shiro had a fractured left arm and I kept CURE
SHIRO FRACTURES and it wouldn't heal."

(The Star Council): Buho says, "But it was Shiro..."

(The Star Council): You say, "Ahh that explains it."

Nayl2005-03-14 17:14:50

You grasp a handful of cosmic threads and will them into existence, then
release them onto Bricriu as a mass of sticky webs.
Bricriu shifts her head a little, puzzled by something in a dream.
You tug at the cosmic fabric that binds Bricriu, in an effort to send her to
sleep.
You attempt to sit on Bricriu, but you miss and land with a bump.
You mutter discontentedly.
A wry smile spreads across Jack's face.
You jump onto Bricriu.
A cold, sadistic smile crosses the sleeping lips of Bricriu.
You have emoted: Nayl wriggles around, seeking a more comfortable position.
Bricriu makes a soft and surprised sound in her sleep.
Jack tells you, "Now I'm frightened."
Bricriu opens her eyes and yawns mightily.


And those dreams were happening...
Kaileigh2005-03-15 02:38:15
I didn't log it so let see if I can remember it right. but I couldn't stop laughing for a while.

Was at the pool transversed to call turtle came back.

Acrune says," And she' s not wearing anything but 2 studs."

Or something close. Talking about Kaileigh who's clothes decayed a few days ago and I didn't bother to get new ones.
Laysus2005-03-15 16:51:14
2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
There are currently these Elections:

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36200 (Serenwilde) Contention for Leader of Serenwilde

2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
** Summary for (Serenwilde) Election #36200 ****************************
Title:
Contention for Leader of Serenwilde

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Gregori in the position
of Seneschal of Serenwilde, this vote of no confidence has been
called. The following individuals believe they can better
perform the duties required of the position.

Choices:
1. Gregori
2. Nyla
************************************************************************
2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-


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Yrael2005-03-16 01:39:43

Message #1 Sent by: System
3/14/14:45 "Fain, of the Red Masque has bestowed His divine highfavour upon
you. It will last for 2 day."
2235h, 2270m, 1830e, 10p, 10305en, 11641w elrx-
rm 2

Message #2 Sent by: System
3/15/17:57 "Kaervas has declared you a formal enemy of the Divine Order of
Fain, of the Red Masque."
2235h, 2270m, 1830e, 10p, 10315en, 11641w elrx-

I think Fain is a tad confused.
Gregori2005-03-16 10:41:49
QUOTE(terenas @ Mar 13 2005, 09:34 PM)
Ceremoniously, Malicia dabs some a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword tint
upon her face, creating the pattern of right arm.
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Mine's better tongue.gif

Ceremoniously, you dab some a Dean of Aquamancy tint upon your face, creating the pattern of A wavering archway with bluish tints.

Aether2005-03-16 12:15:22
This is after Aether dragged Isune and Tarielenwe into his locked office.

Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "Aether, a goddess, and a high ranked female officer. People will be crying scandal!"
Summer2005-03-16 12:19:06
Scandal as in sleeping your way up? whistling.gif

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Aether2005-03-16 12:55:02

This one was cute ...

Llexyn tells you, "Go frolic somewhere inside a lizard's skin."
Erion2005-03-16 13:28:41
QUOTE(Laysus @ Mar 15 2005, 12:51 PM)
2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
There are currently these Elections:
                                                    
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  36200     (Serenwilde)    Contention for Leader of Serenwilde

2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
** Summary for (Serenwilde) Election #36200 ****************************
Title:
   Contention for Leader of Serenwilde

Description:
   Being displeased with the performance of Gregori in the position
   of Seneschal of Serenwilde, this vote of no confidence has been
   called. The following individuals believe they can better
   perform the duties required of the position.

Choices:
     1.  Gregori
     2.  Nyla
************************************************************************
2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
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Funniest censor.gif yet. XD

Edit: Language censored. (Elryn)