what is that

Two rebounding haymakers. The ones Terenas rebounded were all hits, but the ones Diamante rebounded kept getting parried.

The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "Murphy
how about this one. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yrael's been muted, and
now so have you."

Whatd he do? heh

Called Hajjy's singing screeching. Also gave me a small heart attack thinking I'd been muted again. For no good reason, this time!

Hajamin is really, really bad about silencing people. I can't count the times he'd said he'd silence Erion and Kalo, and never did. Not that I'm complaining.

On the bright side, when he does pull it off, it sounds awesome.

"SILENCE, INFIDEL!"
"Natch."
"You asked for it..."
"Asked for what?"
"THIS!"
".... !"
"Haha, n00b."

Keko pets a taint wyrm ingratiatingly.
A taint wyrm skips merrily.

...

My family's corrupted me.

Exhibit 947:

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(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Skyla says, "I AM BLINDED."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Eep!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Skyla says, "OH GODS, HELP ME!"

-nature flow skyla

You shed High elfen form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves,
embracing the physical once more and arrive at General Store.
General Store.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here. A
painting of Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars is proudly exhibited on a
nearby wall. A smile on his jolly face, Nikolai, the Paavik Merchant has his
arms crossed behind his back. There are 6 centaur hunters here. You see a sign
here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see a single exit leading north (open door).

-climb up

You reach upwards and concentrate on finding a sturdy branch, then lift
cling
yourself up with relative ease.
A centaur hunter taps his forehead with his spear as you leave.
In the trees above General Store.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
Heir of Glinshari, Gregori is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand
and the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his right. Wilde Witch, Skyla, Priestess
of the Moon is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. You see a
sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see a single exit leading north (open door).
-
You begin to use your entire body to cleverly cling to the branches of the tree
while still maintaining a great deal of freedom of action.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Skyla says, "Dont come here Tsuki!"

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Skyla says, "OH NO!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "Now she tells me!"

Skyla runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

Skyla runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Skyla grabs protectively at you.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Gregori says, "*laugh* better behave now."

You shift your eyes over Gregori, suspicious about exactly what he has been
doing.

Wilde Witch, Skyla, Priestess of the Moon says, "Your father is stroking the
nether region!"

Gregori hums a happy tune.

Skyla gives Gregori a horrified gasp.

You say, "Of the chicken?!"

You give a horrified gasp.

Wilde Witch, Skyla, Priestess of the Moon says, "His OWN nether region!"

Skyla's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says, "Gotta get some action somehow."

Skyla whispers soothing words to herself.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You say to Skyla, "Are you sure it wasn't his cudgel?"

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says, "Oh it was my cudgel, just not my
Ancient one."

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That's not the half of it.

I my niece.

Happily Fanatic, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "Going to go hunt."

Laysus gives you a lecherous smooch.

Sivriel blinks.

You laugh melodically at Laysus.

"Eep!", Laysus screams in fright.

Happily Fanatic, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "Wrong one!"

Sivriel cuffs Laysus upside his head.

You smile with a wink and say to Laysus, "Wrong sister."

Laysus begins to weep uncontrollably.

Shorlen peers at Laysus unscrupulously.

You cackle hellishly.

Laysus rolls on the floor, laughing.

You point a wiccan broom at Laysus.

High Wisdom Shorlen of the Moondance says to Laysus, "They don't look THAT
similar."

Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden says, "I'm the one with wings!"

Happily Fanatic, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "Oh, right."

You flit about happily.

Laysus blushes furiously.

Sivriel thwaps Laysus on the head.

His tongue dancing gracefully, Laysus kisses Sivriel with melting passion.

Shorlen grabs protectively at you.

The corners of Laysus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Laysus mumbles incoherently.

"Hmph!" Sivriel snorts.

Happily Fanatic, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker sadly says, "I'm tired."

Laysus mumbles incoherently.

Sivriel gives Laysus the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Skyla and Gregori are so cute. And wild, it seems!

Ya it was

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Amaru says, "I tried explaining to Murphy the
moral case against Taint."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Kurama says, "What did he said?"

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Amaru says, "'Uhh me big smash'"


Get him Murphy

I then changed my title to Rane Master.

Was thinking about Rane Man.

(Serenwilde): Ashteru (from the Astral Plane) says, "Ohoh."

Ashteru has bled to death.

Sorry Ash!

(Serenguard): You say, "How can I get wood?"

(Serenguard): You say, "I need a few things made."

(Serenguard): Syntobis says, "I can find some!"

Terenas tells you, "Dirty Mali."

You tell Terenas, "..what? OMG."

You tell Terenas, "*laugh* Don't think that way!"

(Serenguard): Diamante says, "How much wood you need Malicia?"

(Serenguard): Syntobis says, "I's gots a wood detector. ((Anyone make any jokes
and I'll cry))"

You tell Terenas, "BAD."

Terenas tells you, "*cower*."

You find that funny, but I dare you, go up on Astral, hunt scorpions and then, when they afflict you with Crotamine, notice that you don't have antidote with you. Twice.

Fine.. I'll pay the fee.