Quotes

by Jalain

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Richter2005-09-03 03:17:17
You tell Jack's alt, "Haha, you gave up lich for fish-catching."
4905h, 1547m, 2940e, 10p ex-
He tells you, "Yes."
4905h, 1526m, 2940e, 10p ex-
He tells you, "Thank you."
4905h, 1526m, 2940e, 10p ex-
He tells you, "God I hate you."
Unknown2005-09-03 03:29:15
Tully tried to give Aiella some whiskey.

QUOTE

Aiella Ironwing looks at you blankly. Apparently it isn't intelligent enough to
realize what a great treasure you are trying to bestow upon it.
Jack2005-09-03 04:26:42
QUOTE(Richter @ Sep 3 2005, 03:17 AM)
You tell Jack's alt, "Haha, you gave up lich for fish-catching."
4905h, 1547m, 2940e, 10p ex-
He tells you, "Yes."
4905h, 1526m, 2940e, 10p ex-
He tells you, "Thank you."
4905h, 1526m, 2940e, 10p ex-
He tells you, "God I hate you."
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Torak tells you, "(Disciples of Klangratch): Terenas says, "Syntax: DEEPBOND
Power: 10 (commune nexus) You can form an even deeper bond with your animal
familiar. This deep bond is the mingling of both your soul and its spirit. If
you die, your soul will transmigrate into the body of your animal familiar and
you will thus be reborn. WARNING: IF YOUR DEEPBONDED ANIMAL DIES WHILE YOU ARE
IN THE REALM, YOUWILL DIE ALONG WITH IT.""
3142h, 2620m, 1912e, 10p elrxkdb-
Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A smattering
of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Pausing to rest, an
aslaran pilgrim looks off into the distance.
You see exits leading southeast, south, and northwest.
3142h, 2620m, 1912e, 10p elrxkdb-
You tell Torak, Scourge of the Damned, "That is beyond 1337."
3142h, 2620m, 1912e, 10p elrxkdb-
You tell Torak, Scourge of the Damned, "Is that trans skill?"
3142h, 2620m, 1912e, 10p elrxkdb-
Torak tells you, "I guess, its basically lich."
3142h, 2620m, 1912e, 10p elrxkdb-
You tell Torak, Scourge of the Damned, "DUDE!"
3142h, 2620m, 1912e, 10p elrxkdb-
Torak tells you, "Thats incredibly bunk."
3142h, 2620m, 1912e, 10p elrxkdb-
You tell Torak, Scourge of the Damned, "I CAN PWN RICHTER WITH THAT
INFORMATION."
Richter2005-09-03 05:42:58
I don't quite understand why... But it's funny. Kind of.
Unknown2005-09-03 07:45:22
Narsrim says, "Sacrifice (Aesyra aside) is just mind blowing
powerful."

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Unknown2005-09-03 07:47:48
QUOTE(shadow @ Sep 3 2005, 03:45 AM)
Narsrim says, "Sacrifice (Aesyra aside) is just mind blowing
powerful."

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I don't get it.
Ixion2005-09-03 08:46:02
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Sep 2 2005, 08:22 PM)
You find that funny, but I dare you, go up on Astral, hunt scorpions and then, when they afflict you with Crotamine, notice that you don't have antidote with you. Twice.  sleep.gif
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Not a big deal. Run, cure all afflictions, then sip alheale to get rid of the crotamine.
Gregori2005-09-03 11:17:11
Elryn pounces on Skyla from an unseen hiding place.
Hooking his thumbs under his armpits and flapping his elbows, Elryn bobs his head up and down and clucks like a chicken.
Shiri2005-09-03 11:23:38
<>: Tsuki says, "Hmm ... we need to learn how to use our brooms to sweep them all away, I think."
<>: Skyla says, "Elryn and Gregori are ambushing me."
<>: Skyla says, "And doing some chickenpower thing."
<>: Skyla says, "They are clearly insane."
<>: Tsuki says, "... chickenpower?"
<>: Skyla says, "You DON'T want to know."
<>: Skyla says, "It's horrible!"
Amaru2005-09-03 14:04:43
Murphy tells you, "See you later dude, i've decided enlarge is overpowered
against orclach too, size is rediculous."

Syntax: ABJURE ENLARGE
By manipulating the cosmic threads that make up another person, you can force
that person's body to grow in size.
Richter2005-09-03 18:41:35
(Channel): You say, "Malicia! Unenemy me!"

(Channel): Malicia says, "To where?"

(Channel): You say, "It's irritating to see that extra line."

(Channel): You say, "I've been enemied for 25 years, and nothing's ever come of it."

(Channel): Malicia says, "Hrm, I should discuss it with my
Security team."

(Channel): You say, "Yeah, and I got unenemied to serenwilde."

(Channel): Terenas says, "How much money does he have?"

(Channel): Terenas says, "Mis!"

(Channel): You say, "..."

(Channel): Malicia says, "*laugh*."

(Channel): You say, "I hate you all."

(Channel): Malicia says, "Wrong clan!"
Niara2005-09-03 21:34:57
(Hartstone): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Help, help, I am being
undressed!"


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Munsia2005-09-03 22:17:45
QUOTE(Niara @ Sep 3 2005, 05:34 PM)
(Hartstone): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Help, help, I am being
undressed!"
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Kariol + Narsrim + Ashteru + MY MANSE!!!!= Cry for help
Joli2005-09-03 23:38:02
Lowen arrives from the down.
He is followed by a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, and a cow.


That seems odd.. blink.gif
Soll2005-09-03 23:42:03
Skill in Hunting, to make cows follow you.
Munsia2005-09-03 23:59:38
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'd
like to see Daevos die to a bunch of desert smudges."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Ashteru (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I
want to try out my fetish!"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jelani (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What's
it dooo, Ashteru/."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Laysus (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Fetishes are best kept in your private life, Ashteru."


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dakine (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Hahaha."


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kalo
gots a fetishes!"


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kalo
gots a wings fetish.."


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And a
fins fetish.."


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And a
stinger fetish.. that one hurts.."


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And
Kalo gots a teeth fetish, 'cause, biting's funses.."


(Serenwilde): Jelani (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyone selling lots
of wood?"


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gregori (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I love
my bone fetish, it fits just right in my hand."


(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kalo
likes Gregori's bone fetish, but a lil big for Kaloses."
Terenas2005-09-04 05:01:38
You follow Dumihru north to the Great Starry Sea.
You step out of your defensive fighting stance.
5959h, 2196m, 3955e, 10p, 18646en, 21221w elrxk-
You are packed much too tightly into the earth to do that.
5959h, 2171m, 3955e, 10p, 18666en, 21220w elrxk-
You are packed much too tightly into the earth to do that.
5959h, 2232m, 3955e, 10p, 18666en, 21220w elrxk-
You are packed much too tightly into the earth to do that.
5959h, 2232m, 3955e, 10p, 18666en, 21220w elrxk-burrow up
You cannot burrow into water.

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Oh, and yay for Hajamin getting us out.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Now next time you want a safe place to make
out... don't abuse any bugs."
Unknown2005-09-04 05:04:41
QUOTE
<>: Diamante (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "BOND SEEK
MALICIAS PANTIES."


Apparently, no such thing.
Joli2005-09-04 05:14:43
QUOTE(terenas @ Sep 4 2005, 12:01 AM)
Oh, and yay for Hajamin getting us out.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Now next time you want a safe place to make
out... don't abuse any bugs."
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<3 Hajiboo

And I don't even see how you did that in the first place. blink.gif
Shiri2005-09-04 05:16:40
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Dumihru your name is too hard to type."