Amaru doesnt like her wearing them

Teasing Anarias like usual went wrong.

(Market): Anarias says, "Looking for waterbreathing enchantment."
You tell Hyperactive Druid, Anarias Sa'Lumiere, "BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T JOINED
HARTSTONE NOW."
Anarias tells you, "I COULD NEVER DO WATERBREATHING BEFORE!"
You tell Hyperactive Druid, Anarias Sa'Lumiere, "Oh yeah. *cough*."
You tell Hyperactive Druid, Anarias Sa'Lumiere, "Uh, nevermind!"

He messed up too though. Hah.

Anarias tells you, "Do you have a waterbreathing enchantment I could borrow a
charge off of?"
You tell Hyperactive Druid, Anarias Sa'Lumiere, "Nope, I always use spiritbond
trout, and I don't know why you're not."
Anarias tells you, "It works in the deep sea?"
You tell Hyperactive Druid, Anarias Sa'Lumiere, "Uh, it works everywhere."
Anarias tells you, "Oh."
Anarias tells you, "OK SO I FORGET I HAVE TOTEMS AND STUFF! NOW I'M
EMBARRASSED."

Son of a...

Bah. Astrasia thought I was a little weird for wanting waterbreathing enchants too. I didn't know! >_<

Gwynevere Drakonis says, "I am hoping to return to Lady Viravain's Oder."

Sooo...B.O. then? I these kind of moments.

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says to you, "Care to let me do 10 tests
on you?"

You nod enthusiastically at Gregori and say "Sure!"

"Ok!" Gregori exclaims.

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says, "Ready?"

Gregori nudges you suggestively.

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says, "Ready, hon?"

You ask Gregori, "Am I supposed to do anything?"

You look about in confusion.

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says, "Nope, just going to make you
sleep 10 times."

You say, "Am I supposed to wake up between them?"

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard smiles impishly and says, "You can try."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You struggle to stay awake as your eyelids shut repeatedly of their own accord.

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

Gregori rolls on the floor, laughing.

-wake

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

The corners of Gregori's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says, "That wasn't me!"

You say, "I know."

You quickly duck down.

The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori Mes'ard says, "Ok testing."

It's official, Gregori abuses his children for wicked experiments.

Ahem... I couldn't have been in the realms when he said that.



wtf. Die Munsia.

She's going to kill me



(The Southern Trade Coalition): Aurella says, "I've got a fetish now!"

...

You are sooooo dead -.-

Payback!

Thank you for saving me from being in trouble with me own daughter. I tried to get here faster to post it!

Ixion tells you, "Im gonna kill this girl."

Ixion tells you, "Omg."

Ixion tells you, "Ooc- this girl across the hall knocked on my door a little
bit ago and asked me if she could borrow a condom.. its 2:40AM!! I wrote myself
a note for tomorrow to kick her ass, hard."

Ixion tells you, "I hate kids."

O_O

I'd have given her a few just for having the sheer balls to do that.

Jack says, "This old dog still has a trick or two."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Jack's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Jack says, "Just the one, but it's a fun trick."

Jack says, "Great at parties."

Jack cries aloud his rejection of divine grace.

Jack says, "Observe."

Jack swings a beautifully carved club at Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Jack stumbles forward as he fails to connect.

You blink.

Jack winks knowingly.

Jack swings a beautifully carved club at Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Jack thumps him with little effect.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars begins to yell for help.
(Celest): Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars says, "I'm in trouble here at
'the Pool of Stars!'"
A greater elemental of water springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's
defence.

An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of
white light envelopes Jack.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of
white light envelopes Jack.

An archon of Eternal Light turns upon Jack with eyes blazing like white-hot
stars, and he momentarily clutches his head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon Jack with eyes blazing like white-hot
stars, and he momentarily clutches his head.

Drops of water freeze turning to hail before pummeling Jack from above.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of
white light envelopes Jack.
Jack has been slain by an archon of Eternal Light.

Deangelo winces in pain.

You blink.

The soul of Jack says, "Ahh, that never gets old."


Yeah.. everyone should have seen my face in real life.. It was like "aw.. poor rogue Jack.." Then.. "HOLY "

At least I know what happens when you attack Meleris now.

Yeah, I've went insane IC. It's pretty fun. Now I know why Guido didn't suicide for so long.

Now look. Don't make fun of the dog, he can understand you, see?



Strutting in from the northwest, a golden retriever comes into view.
You use your bond with a golden retriever to make it move to the Pool of Stars.

Joan gives a golden retriever the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Ekard pats a golden retriever in a friendly manner.

You pet a golden retriever ingratiatingly.

Veradin, Sir Ekard Peulus, Shakiniel's Charge says, "Its nice!"

You say to Ekard, "Joan doesn't like him."

Veradin, Sir Ekard Peulus, Shakiniel's Charge says, "Why?"

High Crusader Joan Thran, Captain of the Dawn says, "He makes me uneasy."

You say to Ekard, "She's not an animal kind of person."

High Crusader Joan Thran, Captain of the Dawn says, "I know she can hear
through it somehow...."

Joan is now one of your enemies.

You declare your intent to bear arms against Joan.

Using your bond, you order a golden retriever to attack Joan.
A golden retriever obeys your command.

High Crusader Joan Thran, Captain of the Dawn says, "And besides i do like
animals..... Just not this one."

Joan cries out in pain as a golden retriever leaps up and clamps its powerful
jaws around her left arm.

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

You exclaim, "Sparky!"

Joan stumbles as a golden retriever viciously shakes her left arm, tearing her
flesh and causing massive bleeding.

Joan chants softly to herself, and her body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

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Okay, maybe not so funny. But the timing amused me, and "Famous last words" came to mind when it all happened.
Anyway, back to my hole now.

I'm just amused at the concept of 'borrowing' a condom... Did she really intend to return it afterwards?