(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Gregori says, "You feel your bond with the Ancient
Cudgel of Glinshari strengthen until you cannot bear to be apart, and a rush of
air surrounds you before you find yourself united."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Eyod says, "A rush of air accompanies the entrance of
Gregori as he appears next to an athame dagger, appearing strangely grateful."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Sivriel says, "Awww, cute, you're missing your stick."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Gregori says, "I see my left hand you see yours."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Sivriel says, "*innocence*."


.... so much for thinking Siv's innocent.

you're like a quoting ninja!

Sorry, this one's a long one, but the entire conversation is sort of context for everything else...

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You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Shinza says, "Off you go. go spy on
the other paladins for me."

The corners of Kariol's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

A golden retriever scents the air briefly before beginning to sniff the ground,
following some invisible trail as it disappears, tracking its prey.
You sense through your bond that a golden retriever has found Dame Eluzmith
successfully.

You use your bond with a golden retriever to make it move to knight recreation
facility.

You use your bond with a golden retriever to make it move to an informal
discussion and relaxation hall.

You look through the mind of a golden retriever:
An informal discussion and relaxation hall.
Unlike most buildings around the Keep, this has been created with fairly large,
heavily reinforced windows which face southwards to a small garden of simple
flora, ivy, and secluded recesses. Almost set up like an informal discussion
room, simple couches of light wood with deep cushions of midnight blue and wine
red face each other. Back behind those couches, there are a few simple chairs
and desks for reading and writing, or just kicking back after a long day of
training and defending the city. The muffled noises of training and occasional
jovial laughter occasionally filter in from the central room of the building. A
finely wrought mahogany chair stands here. A finely wrought mahogany chair
stands here. A finely wrought mahogany chair stands here. A marble couch is
here, white satin cushions placed upon it. A glorious, rich-hued carpet is
spread upon the ground. A painting of Terentia is proudly exhibited on a nearby
wall. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A
golden retriever is here, panting quietly to himself. Sir Vanthan Tregon,
Disciple of the Aegis sits here upon a finely wrought mahogany chair, He wields
a soaring dragon broadsword in each hand. High Crusader Joan Thran, Captain of
the Dawn sits here upon a finely wrought mahogany chair. She wields a huge
waraxe of polished gold in her left hand.
You see exits leading north and south (open door).

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Larskak coutns as a cat
right?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "And thats a dog...."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "I wouldn't say that
to his face."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "But yeah."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Aww really?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "So why dont we have
larskak run in circles tos ee if the dog can resist."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Cause then he'd call
me a fish, and probbably say something about cats liking fish."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "And then i'd have to
spank him with this sword of mine."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Then i would threaten
to chuck him off a cliff into a pit of man-eating moose."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "You know the plural of
moose is meese."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Those mooses are
nasty."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "And a herd of them are
called a bob."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "I swear they like to
sneak up and surround people."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Sheep are nasty too."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "I got in a fight
with three a few times."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "More of sinister..."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "With all that wool its
hard to tell what they look like..."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Don't like getting
jumped."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Shear it off."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Then they surround you
all doing that crazy baaaah thing."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "That dog is kinda
annoyin'....."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Makes me uneasy..."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "I kinda like him."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "See."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Yeah hes nice but i dun
like him when im talking. i just get the idea that hes listening."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Sparky is a good
boy. i'm sure he's not listening."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Don't you like
sparky?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "The dog?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "I like blacky more..."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Blacky?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "My axe?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "I am having a bit of
celebration today."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "You can join me if
you want."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "A celebration for
what?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "Take a guess."


You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Birthday?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Happy birthday."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "Thank you."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Its better then bambi."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "Now you guys can
watch me eat the cake."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Whos' blacky?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "My axe!"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "You named your axe?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "I've never had this
before, thanks."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "That poor liquor."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Isn't that a bit
strange?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "What is?"

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Vanthan says, "Naming your axe."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Course not."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Its blacky the lovable
murderous axe."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Joan says, "Lemme have it."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "Im trying to get it
into a glass."

You hear through a golden retriever's ears: Teranus says, "Not working well."

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This is, supposedly, what the rest of my guild does in their down time


EDIT: Fixed up a bit that I had somehow repeated.

talking with Laysus on msn about how Sivriel'll go inactive in the Mes'ard family tree whenever they end up getting married:

Tsuki: ah well, at least she's in the family tree even if she'll go inactive
Tsuki: we can always murder you and make her a widow to bring her back
Tsuki: *ducks*
Laysus: *grin*
Laysus: i can take you all on! *brandish*
Tsuki: we'll get Nejii on our side and his bouncing will distract you
Laysus: i'll throw him a ball of wool or something

Shinza we have to give them something to do.

Oh god Shinza thats great...

Actually, the plural of moose is moose.

And the collective noun for a group of penguins is a waddle.

Jelani Lacouronne says, "Vix, go west."
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whimper
You whimper like a wounded puppy.
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(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Mis."
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Kariol throws out a quick jab at Ashteru.
Kariol connects.
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w
Ashteru follows you west.
Frosted forest in the Moonhart's silver mist.
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. The silvery leaves
of a faebush gently billows in the wind. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A
mature hornbeam tree stands proudly here. Reaching up as high as the eye can
see looms the awesome presence of a living totem.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.
You spring a trap!!
You step on a concealed plate, which springs up and tosses you violently out of
the room.
Argent outer reaches of the Moonhart Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here.
The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. A mature hornbeam
tree stands proudly here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the
awesome presence of a living totem. There are 5 frost hags here.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, west, and northwest.
You spring a trap!!
You step on a concealed plate, which springs up and tosses you violently out of
the room.
Among a rain of colour and mist.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here.
The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. Reaching up as high
as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. The reflection
of a monolith of stone flickers and wavers in the air here, occasionally
allowing glimpses of a grove on the other side of the image. A mature birch
tree stands proudly here. An obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 4 frost hags
here.
You see exits leading north and south.
You spring a trap!!
You step on a concealed plate, which springs up and tosses you violently out of
the room.
Amid flowering green.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here.
The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. A mature oak tree
stands proudly here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem. There are 10 centaur hunters here. A flowering
archway rises up from the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here.
You see exits leading north.
You spring a trap!!
You step on a concealed plate, which springs up and tosses you violently out of
the room.
Among a rain of colour and mist.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here.
The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. Reaching up as high
as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. The reflection
of a monolith of stone flickers and wavers in the air here, occasionally
allowing glimpses of a grove on the other side of the image. A mature birch
tree stands proudly here. An obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 4 frost hags
here.
You see exits leading north and south.
You spring a trap!!
You step on a concealed plate, which springs up and tosses you violently out of
the room.
A frost hag inclines her head slightly as you leave.
Argent outer reaches of the Moonhart Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here.
The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. A mature hornbeam
tree stands proudly here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the
awesome presence of a living totem. There are 5 frost hags here.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, west, and northwest.
You spring a trap!!
You step on a concealed plate, which springs up and tosses you violently out of
the room.
In a rain of silver mist below the Moonhart.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. An obsidian eye sigil
is here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a
living totem. A mature hornbeam tree stands proudly here. With arms crossed
over his pot belly, a leprechaun stands brashly here.
You see exits leading east, southwest, west, and northwest.
You spring a trap!!
You step on a concealed plate, which springs up and tosses you violently out of
the room.
Near the argent trunk of the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. Towering high above is
the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. There
are 10 centaur hunters here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the
awesome presence of a living totem. A mature hornbeam tree stands proudly here.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. Jelani is here. He wields an
ethereal flail of intricate hues in each hand. Kariol is here. Heir of
Ellindel, Narsrim Moonlit Avenger is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in
his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading east and west.
You are no longer stunned.
Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.

Looks like its time they implemented the 5 consecutive catapult check that was in place in Achaea.

It was kinda fun. It all happened at once!

Heh. You could bounce someone across the world if you had the patience (and wood)...

Hehe, I just went through it too. Was fun!

Get people bouncing from some battlefield right into their Nexus, home territory, and a load of guards.

Forcing people into enemy territory is still illegal, though.

Krug Fleshkeeper bites off the head of a chicken and spits it out, then tosses
it in a bin.

Ozzy is hiding in Lusternia as Krug!!!

I remember catapult/clothesline/noose as being rather fun. Too bad they made catapult not work through mass.

You get 25000 gold sovereigns from a soft, crystal blue leather pack.
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You donate 25000 golden sovereigns to Serenwilde.
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You sent the following message to Terenas: Gold deposited for credits!
Terenas would like you to know that: Even if takes a day or a hundred years, me
and my heart will always be right here..

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Terenas tells you, "Damn it."
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Terenas tells you, "I transferred them to shiri, gah."
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You tell Terenas, "..."
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Terenas tells you, "*cough*."
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Terenas tells you, "Don't mind me, brain on something."
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Terenas tells you, "Just send them back to me."



I should totally do the credit sales myself.

Wait, you can give other people the privs to do credit transfers?