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Shiri2005-09-06 08:29:27
QUOTE(Manjanaia @ Sep 6 2005, 09:18 AM)
What did Aebrin do?
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Only buggered off with like 4M of Celest's 8M some arena fund.
Manjanaia2005-09-06 09:15:48
What?! He actually did that?! I was taking the censor.gif. Where did he bugger off to?
Shiri2005-09-06 09:28:49
Nowhere in particular. He just quit Celest and hasn't been seen since.
Tsuki2005-09-06 09:54:59
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Meh, I tried to rustle the statue of the cow..."
Unknown2005-09-06 10:06:22
Ialie leaves to the north.
She is followed by a cow, a dwarven pilgrim, a cow, a dwarven pilgrim, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, an aslaran pilgrim, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, and Ezyth.




...wow
Shamarah2005-09-06 11:59:39
Did anyone copy Kidaen's song about the knight and the king that he sang on the Celest channel? I thought I did, but it turns out I didn't.
Shamarah2005-09-06 13:54:40
CODE
Dates refer to when enemies may pay their fines to be unenemied.
The notation STAR in fine and date means that the person requires
a majority vote in the Star Council.

IMPORTANT: Only the Ambassador and aides may permanently unenemy
someone. City enemies whose names are not in this list and ask
to be unenemied MUST be refered to the Ambassador.

/-----------------------------------------------------------\\
|Name      |Tier |Precepts Violated    |Fine     |Date      |
|----------|-----|---------------------|---------|----------|
|Aebrin    |4th  |SH V                 |6,000,000|  ------  |
Bau2005-09-06 13:58:12
Hahahahahaha.

*pauses for breath*

Haha. Ha.
Acrune2005-09-06 13:59:07
QUOTE(Shiri @ Sep 6 2005, 04:29 AM)
Only buggered off with like 4M of Celest's 8M some arena fund.
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A little over 6M of our 12M, actually, as Shamarah's post sort of implied.
Shiri2005-09-06 14:04:23
QUOTE(Acrune @ Sep 6 2005, 02:59 PM)
A little over 6M of our 12M, actually, as Shamarah's post sort of implied.
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You know, I was going to say that, but then I thought "wait, hm, Celest can't have had 12M..." (No, I can't remember why I thought that)
Unknown2005-09-06 14:19:19
They aren't Lusternia quotes, but look at my signature! LEMONY SNICKET QUOTES!
Rauros2005-09-06 14:42:07
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In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us.


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Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax (expletive deleted) who are making the Bluntman and Chronic movie, we're gonna make them eat our (expletive deleted), then (expletive deleted) out our (expletive deleted), then eat their (expletive deleted) that's made up of our (expletive deleted) that we made them eat.


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Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
Ashteru2005-09-06 15:13:24
Jay and Silent Bob strike back. Yeeee-HAW!
Unknown2005-09-06 15:17:38
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Sep 6 2005, 12:59 PM)
Did anyone copy Kidaen's song about the knight and the king that he sang on the Celest channel?  I thought I did, but it turns out I didn't.
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(Celest): Kidaen says, "*strike chord*."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "Ahem *tune loudly*."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "*strike purer chord*."

Celest): Kidaen says, "In days of old in a kingdom bold, there lived a
fearsome dragon."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "And the King he was in great distress and the countries
spirits flagoned."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "Until one day there came a knight, he was handsome,
bold, and charming."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "And he slew the dragon with his sword with a smile that
was so disarming."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, a smile that was
so disarming."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "Said the King I wish to know your name, but the knight
said do not bother."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "For the name of a knight of the realm says he, is the
same as any other."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "Said the King tonight in my daughter's bed you shall
take your leisure."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "And she'll reward you for your deed, with a night of
exhausting pleasure."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, anight of
exhausting pleasure."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "One daughter she had raven hair, a maiden young and
chaste."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "And she slept all night in the pale moonlight, naked to
the waist."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "The other daughter she was fair, the fairest in the
town."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "And she slept all night in the pale moonlight naked
from her small waist down."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, naked from her
small waist down."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "Well the knight he spends many hour behind the castle
wall."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "But the ending to My story dear, isn't what it seems at
all."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "For in neither bed of neither maid was he repaid for
his glory."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "But he slept all night with the King instead for this
is a fairy story."

(Celest): Kidaen says, "With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, for this is a
Fairy story."
Bau2005-09-06 15:20:03
Heehee *applause*
Murphy2005-09-06 15:38:41
QUOTE(shadow @ Sep 3 2005, 04:11 AM)
(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Amaru says, "I tried explaining to Murphy the
moral case against Taint."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Kurama says, "What did he said?"

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Amaru says, "'Uhh me big smash'"
Get him Murphy  tongue.gif
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Amaru go squish now
Soll2005-09-06 15:56:32
Yay Kidaen! clap_1.gif
Ixion2005-09-06 18:21:46
Nice Kidaen, let's see if I can get Fain to dom something like that.. though I think it'd be body parts flying and blood splurting everywhere instead of a knight defeating a dragon and getting laid.

Oh did anyone else get the urge to yell Trogdor!! when you saw this "(Celest): Kidaen says, "In days of old in a kingdom bold, there lived a
fearsome dragon.""
Kaileigh2005-09-06 21:32:54
<>: Wuylinfe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If the guild
were to become more like a college... what should the Initiates and Adepts be
called?"

You tell Wuylinfe, the Blue Quill, "Something that envolves a swirly?"

Wuylinfe tells you, "Swirlies, hmm... 'Aqua Student Kaileigh, of the Swirl'"

You tell Wuylinfe, the Blue Quill, "You know what a swirly is right?"

Wuylinfe tells you, "Yes, it's an alcoholic beverage. I think."

You tell Wuylinfe, the Blue Quill, "No it' where older students dunk a
freshman's head in the toilet and flush it."

Wuylinfe tells you, "Ohh, that swirly!"

You tell Wuylinfe, the Blue Quill, "Hehe."

Wuylinfe tells you, "I think our dropout rate might exceed our register rate."

You tell Wuylinfe, the Blue Quill, ""Pupil Buddy, Reciever of the Swirly"."

Wuylinfe tells you, "That sounds good, but wrong at the same time."
Rakor2005-09-06 23:12:07
Magnagora needs a Kidaen!