Emote is jealous of the GA workload

You say to Geb, "Excited?"

Geb says, "About your wedding?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Geb says, "Yes, like a little school girl."

You give Geb the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

probe avechna
The gargantuan form of Avechna the Avenger stands here, towering upwards five
stories high. His body is akin to solid ebon stone and is impervious to
physical harm. Not moving, not even registering the presence of any being,
Avechna stands ever vigilant, his eyes gazing off into the distance. His
gargantuan body radiates a powerful aura that verily bends the air around him.
It weighs about 624 pounds.
Avechna the Avenger is holding:
Nothing.
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
get avechna
You cannot pick up Avechna the Avenger.
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
inv
You are wielding a diamond-capped wand in your right hand.
You are holding:
a turquoise vial, 18 opal vials, a large darksteel round shield, a
soot-blackened tinderbox, 3 simple oaken pipes, an emerald vial, 9 amethyst
vials, 3 beryl vials, a personal journal, 2 jade vials.
You are wearing:
an intricate black mask, a black leather and silk backpack, polished black
boots, a thick, hooded cloak of black, a pair of fingerless crimson gloves, 4
wooden rings, shadowy runic robes.
You have 16 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 51 items and are carrying no gold.
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
put journal in acehna
You see no "acehna".
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
put journal in avechna
You put a personal journal into Avechna the Avenger.
You place a personal journal in Avechna the Avenger's hand, and it disappears
in a flash of light.
Kahazul places a personal journal in Avechna the Avenger's hand, and it
disappears in a flash of light.
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
frown
You crease your brow in a frown.
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
inv
You are wielding a diamond-capped wand in your right hand.
You are holding:
a turquoise vial, 18 opal vials, a large darksteel round shield, a
soot-blackened tinderbox, 3 simple oaken pipes, an emerald vial, 9 amethyst
vials, 3 beryl vials, 2 jade vials.
You are wearing:
an intricate black mask, a black leather and silk backpack, polished black
boots, a thick, hooded cloak of black, a pair of fingerless crimson gloves, 4
wooden rings, shadowy runic robes.
You have 16 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 50 items and are carrying no gold.
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
look in avechna
Avechna the Avenger is holding:
Nothing.
2340h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-


I really hope it's going to reset to me.

You should have tried with a pipe or something less valuable than a journal!

Sylphas Talnara says:
Gently entering a three-legged jackal's mind, you communicate animalistic compliments upon his form and nature.
You finally sense approval and acceptance from a three-legged jackal, allowing your empathic feelings to settle in his mind.
Sylphas Talnara says:
I'm lying so bad with these things.
Sylphas Talnara says:
"Yes, those three legs look GREAT!"

Shaylen just completed a ritual and was telling a story, this came up.


Lady Shaylen, the Suffering says, "It was the ugliest creature i ever saw."

Caducus blinks.

Acolyte Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Forsaken One says, "Caducus?"

Interesting part bolded.

Damn typos.

get gold from pack
You get 56195 gold sovereigns from a black leather and silk backpack.
2574h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
buy porn
There is no more porn in stock at the moment, please try again later.
2574h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
buy pork
You pay 200 sovereigns and receive a dish of stewed pork.
2574h, 3240m, 2520e, 10p eSixk-
satiation
You begin concentrating on efficient digestion.
2574h, 3140m, 2520e, 10p Sixk-
eat pork
stat
You eat a dish of stewed pork with gusto.
The pork is soft and delicious, well basted with the outstanding gravy flavors.

The journal came back, by the way.

Too bad more people didn't shout, something about not wanting to waste endurance.

A younger guard posted this in our library, seemed innocent enough at the time.....

Terenas says to Diamante, "Go find your own fiancee to lick!"
3212h, 1868m, 1868e, 10p ex-
Munsia is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe
until she returns to Lusternia.
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Dumihru sticks out her tongue and says, "Not like you're going to be eating
either of us, so it shouldn't matter."
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Oakened Warrior, Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal says, "Got one."
3212h, 1868m, 1868e, 10p ex-
Diamante nods his head sagely.
3212h, 1868m, 1868e, 10p ex-
Tsuki lays a hand on the forehead of Shorlen, who glows with a sparkling silver
light.
3212h, 1868m, 1868e, 10p ex-
Oakened Warrior, Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal says, "Shes not here right
now."
3212h, 1868m, 1868e, 10p ex-
Oakened Warrior, Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal says, "If she was."
3212h, 1868m, 1868e, 10p ex-
Oakened Warrior, Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal says, "I would have wood."
3212h, 1868m, 1868e, 10p ex-
Diamante sniffles softly.

mind you she's minister of trade, was perfectly innocent, I swear!

Siv and I were standing around talking, while Rizzen ran along the mystic pathways in an out about half a dozen times or so. That's when we had an idea:


Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden says, "This is getting silly."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You tap your nose knowingly.

Sivriel shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You tell Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden, "We should vines and aeon him."

Sivriel giggles happily.

You tell Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden, "Can you do both?"

Sivriel shakes her head.

Sivriel shakes her head.

You tell Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden, "You vines, then, and I'll
aeon."

Sivriel nods her head at you.

You hum innocently to yourself.

The corners of Sivriel's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Rizzen arrives from the north.
With a low growl, a fierce timberwolf pads in from the north.

With a slow, jerking dance, you draw down the curse of the waning moon upon
Rizzen.

Sivriel points an athame dagger at Rizzen and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.


You hum innocently to yourself.

Sivriel points an athame dagger at Rizzen and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

Sivriel tickles Rizzen mercilessly!

Sivriel points an athame dagger at Rizzen and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Lupine Ranger, Rizzen T. Regamos, Eagle Hunter says, "There's no pleasing some
people."

Sivriel tickles Rizzen mercilessly!

You exclaim, "Ambush, Moondancer Style!"

Sivriel tickles Rizzen mercilessly!

Sivriel tickles Rizzen mercilessly!

Lupine Ranger, Rizzen T. Regamos, Eagle Hunter says, "I give up."

Ah, so you found something useful to do as a Moondancer. Good for you!

Murphy tells you, "Induct me into serenguard!"

Murphy tells you, "I demand you do!"

You tell Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Urlach's Fury, "Heh!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Murphy's going Serenguard. We have pwnt
Magnagora."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "Nah, i'm going aquamancer."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "Orclach aquamancer."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "Roar."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "No way could I see you playing with
bubbles."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "I'd play with bubbles, she'd just have
to like the kinda things I do."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Oi?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Heh.."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Dirty man."

i'd play with bubbles in the bath, if she was as hot as you malicia!

(Serenwilde): Shaemar says, "I'm Taurian!........*sigh* so lonely in this big
forest of Elfen and Faeling."

(Serenwilde): Laysus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Could be worse."

(Serenwilde): Laysus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "You could be
Krokani, then you'd be lonely and have no depth perception."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Will you seek to be honest with her in all
things?"

You say, "I will."

The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "Did you tell her about that wild party you had the other night..."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Not yet. After the honeymoon, Lord."

That's great..