Quotes

by Jalain

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Nayl2005-03-16 13:35:54
I was scrolling through that slowly.
And I was thinking...
Wouldn't it be funny if it was Munsia...
Nope, just someone that changed the letters in my name around.
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Aebrin2005-03-16 23:26:21
RE: Nayl vs. Gregori...

I reckon Annabelle vs. Rhysus comes close if not beats that.
Yrael2005-03-17 09:36:32
I cant remember EXACTLY what it was, but I was looking to nuke my manse room so I could give the gold to Jadryga and Richter said something very close to.. "You see, my manse is like my penis. Everytime it gets smaller, I hang my head in shame and play with it until it gets bigger again."
Aether2005-03-17 10:35:36
"No" means "yes" i -know- it ... tongue.gif

You reach over and spank an elfen lady firmly on her bum.
An elfen lady frowns at you.
You hum innocently to yourself.
With a skip, an elfen lady departs to the northeast.
Asarnil2005-03-17 19:22:10
<>: Planirten says, "Boranius tells you, "HEY UR A MONK - R U ONE OF THOS3 COL MONKS WHO USA WEAPONSAND -censor- ?!!!! OMG COS I R3KON IT WUD B PR3TY censor.gif COL BNG A MONK WHO US3D W3APONS 2 censor.gif PEOPLA UP.""

<>: Planirten says, "Boranius tells you, "S3RIOUSLY?!????? OMG HOW -censor- COL IS TAHT!1!!!111 LOL CAN U -censor- PEOPL3 UP WIT UR WEAPONS?!?!? OR R TEH ONLY WEAPONS U CAN USE LIEK THOSE BITCHY PANSY DAG3RS AND -censor- ?!??????!""

<>: Planirten says, "Boranius tells you, "AEWSOMA - SO I CAN GO AL LIEK NINJA AND -censor- AND JUST -censor- FLIP OUT AND CHOP PEOPL3S HAADS OF IN THIS GM3?!?!?!!?! LOL TAHTS -censor- AEWSOMA!!!!!111 LOL I SO NED 2 G3T ON3 OF THOSE THNGS - HOW DO U DO TAHT -censor- BY DA WAY???!!? LOL.""

<>: Planirten says, "Boranius tells you, "BAH - UR ONE OF THOS3 PANSY LITL3 BITCHES WHO POSTS EV3RYTHNG 2 GTS AND THINKS THEY R FUNY DONT U??!?!!! WTF LOL I BT U CUDNT 3V3N BAT UP A censor.gif MISH GAY MAN IF Y3R LIEF DEPEND3D ON IT11111 OMG WTF LOL O YEAH AND T3L INTARGRAL TAHT DUMB *** TAHT SH3 CAN GO SHOV3 DA STIK AND MARSHMELOWS WHERE ITS BLODY INCONVENEINT11!11! OMG I MAAN WTF IS UP WIT DAT??!!!!?!!??!?!??!?!?!! WTF LOL I DIDNT EVEN OFER 2 GIEV H3R SAKS AND SHE IS AL LIEK I SO WANA KIL HIM AN STUF!1!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL."."

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You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "HEY UR A MONK - R U ONE OF THOS3 COL MONKS WHO USA WEAPONSAND -censor- ?!!!! OMG COS I R3KON IT WUD B PR3TY -censor- COL BNG A MONK WHO US3D W3APONS 2 -censor- PEOPLA UP."

Tsavonglah tells you, "What?"

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "HEY UR A MONK - R U ONE OF THOS3 COL MONKS WHO USA WEAPONSAND -censor- ?!!!! OMG COS I R3KON IT WUD B PR3TY -censor- COL BNG A MONK WHO US3D W3APONS 2 -censor- PEOPLA UP."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Mind not shouting in a tell or turn off caps lock?"

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "SORY MAH CAPS LOK IS BROKAN111!!!! OMG I WANA B A MONK AND censor.gif P3OPL3 UP WIT MAH UBR NINJA WAAPONS AND STUF1!11111 WTF LOL CAN UR GUILD DO TAHT???!?? LOL I RAKON TAHT WUD B LIEK TEH AEWSOME SHIZNIT 2 B ABLA 2 DO TAHT!!1!11! WTF."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Monks don't use weapons."

Tsavonglah tells you, "We use our bodies to defend ourselves."

Tsavonglah tells you, "If you want to use weapons become a knight."

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "WUT TEH POINT OF BNG A MONK IF U CANT AVEN USE W3APONS 2 censor.gif UP??!??? I MAAN HOW R U GONA FIGHT - TEH FIRST TIEM U PUNCH SOMEONA UR HAND BR3AKS ON THERE FULPLAET ARMOUR AND STUF!!1!11!!!1!!111!1!1! WTF."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Our hands do not break upon armour. Our skina dn bones are strong enought to not shatter against armour but rather meet it with a stronger power. We can even break limbs tghrough armour despite it's stats."

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "WUT TEH POINT OF BNG A MONK IF U CANT AVEN USE W3APONS 2 censor.gif UP??!??? I MAAN HOW R U GONA FIGHT - TEH FIRST TIEM U PUNCH SOMEONA UR HAND BR3AKS ON THERE FULPLAET ARMOUR AND STUF!!1!11!!!1!!111!1!1! WTF."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Our hands do not break upon armour. Our skina dn bones are strong enought to not shatter against armour but rather meet it with a stronger power. We can even break limbs tghrough armour despite it's stats."

Tsavonglah tells you, "No try and speak normally and not with curse words and multiple question marks and exclamation points."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Now try rather."

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "OMG HOW IS TAHT POSIBLE??!??!?!! OMG WTF I M3AN IF U CUD PUNCH SOM3ON3 THROUGH ARMOUR Y DO P3OPL3 BOTH3R W3ARNG ARMOUR??!!!!!? OMG WTF WUDNT IT HURT THEM LIEK HELA BAD WH3N THAY 2K THEYRE ARMOUR OF IF IT HAD LIEK A MONKS FIST SIEZD WHOLA PUNCHED THROUGH DA MIDL3 OF IT?!?!!? WTF LOL TAHT censor.gif SO censor.gif OWNS!111!"

Tsavonglah tells you, "Monks don't need to punch through armour. It is a matter of overwhelming your oponent through the art of Tekura which seeks to break limbs and disarm them by making their arms and legs impossible to use. Deadly force can be used in the use of a backbreaker throw."

Tsavonglah tells you, "You are a Shadowsnake novice, why are you talking to me
about being a monk when you are not a novice to being one?"

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "SORRY ABOUT MY SPELLING - I DIDNT KNOW
YOU COULDNT SPEAK HERE LIKE YOU SPEAK ON COUNTERSTRIKE."

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "BECAUSE I WANTED TO CHANGE GUILDS - BUT
DIDNT KNOW FOR SURE WHAT GUILD TO CHANGE TO."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Try and stay in charadcter. Thi sis an RP world."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Then I suggest you look to see what monk guilds there are and pick one."

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "THATS WHY I WAS SPEAKING TO YOU - BECAUSE I WANTED TO FIND A MONK GUILD THAT censor.gif censor.gif UP WITH WEAPONS AND STUFF - BUT YOU TOLD ME THAT THERE AREN'T ANY."

Tsavonglah tells you, "Don't use curse words or else I will snub you and let you find out about monk guilds in another way."

Tsavonglah tells you, "And you should try and look at help files for information on monk guilds."

Tsavonglah tells you, "THere is plentyh there. You just have to look."

You tell Tsavonglah, a Cyrenian Monk, "I WILL LOOK AROUND THEN KTHXGGBYE."

If your going to post these things, please don't make censor so much, theres more censoring needed to be done than emotiocons allowed in a post -- Daganev
Shiri2005-03-17 20:06:01
...get back to Achaea, you! *peer* This is Lusternia!
Manjanaia2005-03-17 20:10:12
OMG I LIEK FUKIN LO\\/E DA WAY DAT GUY WAS LIEK OMG WTF TRYINA BE LIEK ALL ALOOF N SHIZZAT AND HE KEPT LIEK OMG MAKING TYPOS!!!!!!111!!11!!!!!1111elevenoneone!!
Shiri2005-03-17 20:45:39
(Moondancers): Lisaera says, "I never much liked the Divine anyway."
Nyla2005-03-17 21:21:54
QUOTE(Laysus @ Mar 15 2005, 11:51 AM)
2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
There are currently these Elections:
                                                 
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  36200    (Serenwilde)    Contention for Leader of Serenwilde

2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
** Summary for (Serenwilde) Election #36200 ****************************
Title:
  Contention for Leader of Serenwilde

Description:
  Being displeased with the performance of Gregori in the position
  of Seneschal of Serenwilde, this vote of no confidence has been
  called. The following individuals believe they can better
  perform the duties required of the position.

Choices:
    1.  Gregori
    2.  Nyla
************************************************************************
2260h, 3520m, 3940e, 10p ex-
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Dont hate on my mad faeling skillz biznitch.
Summer2005-03-17 22:43:55
roflmao.gif Never knew Tsavonglah was so patient.
Laysus2005-03-18 00:23:49
QUOTE(nyla @ Mar 17 2005, 09:21 PM)
Dont hate on my mad faeling skillz biznitch.
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I'm not, I just think it was a waste of 10k tongue.gif
Summer2005-03-18 02:37:57
Me: Can my friends come over for lunch?
Grandma: Sure
*Me wanders off and hears...*
Grandma to aunt: What was it she said she wanted to eat for lunch?

Wonder what she'd have said when they turned up. doh.gif
Asarnil2005-03-18 05:19:52
QUOTE
Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Help! I'm being held captive,someone take me to the Pool of Stars quickly! Help! Help!"

Midnight Rose Yuniko Auralius, Mistress of Pride echoes, "Uhh....I'll save you...?"

Earthen Ire Revan Xandul, Dark Lord of the Taint echoes, "WHy would You want to go to such a horrible place?"

Acolyte Absalom Ylem, Advocate of Torture shouts, "And to what end would You wish proximity to such a vile place, my Lady?"

Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Nevermind, something was in my mind."

Acolyte Absalom Ylem, Advocate of Torture shouts, "Likely some fault of a Merian. Rid us of them, they shan't be missed."

The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "Estarra, with all due respect... I think you need a nap."

Narsrim D'cente, Lunar Thaumaturgist booms, "Let's all clear our minds with some restless combat! Let's have an FFA."


Funniest Mis-event shout ever!
Kaileigh2005-03-18 05:46:32
You don't know the half of it. Kaileigh actually said that. The voice came from her that is..
Summer2005-03-18 05:47:27
roflmao.gif

Eh? Kaileigh said what? The "help help" thing?

Big Sister is watching us. ninja.gif
Kaileigh2005-03-18 05:54:07
I thought it was amusing.. but I won't talk about it fully until I figure out what is actually happening.
Aebrin2005-03-19 06:52:09
Llexyn d'Murani, the Twisted Mistress shouts, "Ixy's a sexy manbeast!"

Llexyn d'Murani, the Twisted Mistress shouts, "Meh."
Unknown2005-03-20 03:39:37
The Lords of Rock agree to teach the masters of earth an ancient skill.
The Geomancers Guild receive a new skill choice!
The Lords of Tide agree to teach the masters of water an ancient skill.
The Aquamancers Guild receive a new skill choice!

(Serenwilde): Vix (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hm."

(Serenwilde): Ain says, "Ahh."

(Serenwilde): Branwyn says, "They got it."

(Serenwilde): Terenas (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nice."

(Serenwilde): Vix (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Wow, that was fast."
Oops, that was for the Aqumancers, not the Geomancers. Sorry.

Kilted Toad Acrune, Master of the Lily Pad echoes, "Hahaha."

Prince Rhysus Saros shouts, "Ha!"
Drago2005-03-20 04:06:42
First of all, yay for morons:

(Serenwilde): Arix says, "And already the Mags have it and are abusing it."

(about Dreamweaving)

And again, yay for morons:

(Serenwilde): Laneth says, "Ooh Dreamweavers can steal from shops?"

(Serenwilde): Vix says, "Yep."

(Serenwilde): Laneth says, "Time to pay back Magnagora for all of Yrael's fun."
Terenas2005-03-20 04:08:32
QUOTE(Drago @ Mar 20 2005, 04:06 AM)
And again, yay for morons:

(Serenwilde): Laneth says, "Ooh Dreamweavers can steal from shops?"

(Serenwilde): Vix says, "Yep."

(Serenwilde): Laneth says, "Time to pay back Magnagora for all of Yrael's fun."
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Didn't the gods just confirmed that they can in fact steal?