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Diamante2005-09-09 04:37:05
weird, I put that spike there...... All hail Diamante! Slayer of Estarras! and, subsequently, purveyor of misweaved daevos heads
Xavius2005-09-09 04:40:57
QUOTE(Diamante @ Sep 8 2005, 11:37 PM)
weird, I put that spike there...... All hail Diamante! Slayer of Estarras! and, subsequently, purveyor of misweaved daevos heads
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Daevos is Estarra's alt! That explains so much!
Sylphas2005-09-09 05:58:41
QUOTE("Thirdeye")
Laquatus                                (Stockroom of The Philosopher's St)


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Unknown2005-09-09 06:36:54
How's that funny? He's my business partner. Good cook.

The administration forcibly FIXED his OOC problems.
Sylphas2005-09-09 06:39:43
So he didn't just get completely drunk and bug the hell out of everyone at Mother? Didn't ask for someone to take him to Portals, then bitch the whole way?
Joli2005-09-09 06:58:58
QUOTE(blastron @ Sep 9 2005, 01:36 AM)
How's that funny? He's my business partner. Good cook.

The administration forcibly FIXED his OOC problems.
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Forcibly?
Unknown2005-09-09 07:06:41
ANNOUNCE NEWS #383
Date: 9/8/2005 at 23:14
From: Roark Libertas
To : Everyone
Subj: Stunk Totem

We forgot to announce and include in the AB help files an addition to
skunk totem. (No, it was never intended to be to be just for juvenile
amusement alone.) You can now spray the ground to stink up a room. A
stinky room will have an impact on people's ability to track those who
stand in the stink and also trackers who stumble into a stinky room. And
Tully, I do feel sorry for you with this announce... No hard feelings!

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Klangiary, in the year 126 CE.


laugh.gif Now he's got something to do! biggrin.gif
Drathys2005-09-09 08:04:52
In the same post:

QUOTE(shadow @ Sep 9 2005, 07:06 PM)
ANNOUNCE NEWS #383
Date: 9/8/2005 at 23:14
From: Roark Libertas
To  : Everyone
Subj: Stunk Totem
...


Strangely appropriate typo...
Ashteru2005-09-09 11:21:04
(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Nymerya, if you're angelic, then I'm the
Saint of Virgins and everything sweet and cuddly."


rolleyes.gif

That's the most important part of the whole conversation in the post after mine.
And all my lines are made up! ninja.gif
Bau2005-09-09 11:22:37
(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "Not before my daughter, my innocent, poor
daughter, you monster!"

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Innocent?"

(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "*thwap* I'm not THAT innocent."

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "She's a part of Bau's family."

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "She's not that innocent."

(House of Shadows): Nymerya says, "She ca't be innocent, she's your daughter."

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Amen, Nymerya."

(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "...I am probably the most innocent guy in
the basin!"

(House of Shadows): Nymerya says, "If you're innocent, I'm angelic."

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Yeah. Anyone smell that odd smell? Smells
like bull censor.gif ."

(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "Taurian censor.gif ?"

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Taurian, bull. What's the difference?"

(House of Shadows): Tenqual says, "Now now, lets play nice, keep your hands and
feet, and various other body parts to yourself and not to your assorted
relatives, well if you cant, just dont get caught."

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Ooo. I like Tenqual."

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Nymerya, if you're angelic, then I'm the
Saint of Virgins and everything sweet and cuddly."

(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "And the first person to post that will die a
very morbid and horrible death."



Edit: ninja.gif 'ed, Ash. Even if you did post first.
Sobran2005-09-09 11:24:33
Die. Just...die.
Nymerya2005-09-09 11:28:05
QUOTE(Sobran @ Sep 9 2005, 09:24 PM)
Die.  Just...die.
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We all love you too, Sobran. happy.gif
Tsakar2005-09-09 11:30:53
Really it was a race to see who could post that the fastest, really *hides from Sobran*
Bau2005-09-09 11:37:28
(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "...I am inbred? *peer bau*."
(House of Shadows): You say, "I hope not."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Chade and I are not related at all."
(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "...you hope?"
(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "Aye. She never told you. You're the byproduct
of a cross between Munsia and a igasho."
(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "And I still look better than you."
Sobran2005-09-09 12:06:32
(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "Damn right, I am the sexiest woman in here."

evil.gif Payback's a censor.gif .
Ashteru2005-09-09 12:12:02
SO out of context! ninja.gif
Sobran2005-09-09 12:21:31
(House of Shadows): You say, "Me too. I'd rather put people against each other
and see who comes out with the least amount of body parts torn off."

(House of Shadows): You say, "After all, why do something yourself when you can
have someone else do it for you?"

(House of Shadows): Sylverane says, "Nobody touches my wings."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

(House of Shadows): Nymerya says, "Well, I like to keep all my limbs. I did
mean abusing in a completely different sense, but each to his own."

Bau's eyes sparkle with amusement.

(House of Shadows): You say, "Ooohh, Tenqual, do you know what Nymerya said
about you? She said you were a pathetic, low beat, imbecilic, poor excuse for a
maggot that not even his mother would love."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Isn't that just horrible?"

You snicker softly to yourself.

You say, "God, I'm heartless."

The corners of Bau's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Sobran fans himself.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

(House of Shadows): Nymerya says, "He knows that can't be true."

(House of Shadows): Nymerya says, "I call him worse."

Unknown2005-09-09 12:28:26
QUOTE(Sylphas @ Sep 9 2005, 04:39 PM)
So he didn't just get completely drunk and bug the hell out of everyone at Mother?  Didn't ask for someone to take him to Portals, then bitch the whole way?
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Mm I was having a laugh about that at first, playing along, until I realised he was actualyl freaking out and expecting us to save him from vomiting to death and getting shitty when we wouldn't oblige.
Ceres2005-09-09 12:28:32
QUOTE(Ixion @ Sep 8 2005, 11:50 PM)
You tell Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden, "((any progress on -deleted-?))"

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Gibber."

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "There
was something special about you, wasn't there?"

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Oh yeah
I needed to check something."

You tell Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden, "((anyone could have told you that I'm
special, but yeah we were waiting on you finding out -deleted-))"

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Well
that might take a while, currently unless the word -deleted- is involved,
Estarra isn't interested right now."

more yak yak yak

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Well if
you tell me exactly what you want right now, yes."

You tell Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden, "You dont have the letters!? Pah! I'd
have to track down the person who made it and then resent it to you."

You tell Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden, "Resend*."

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Hop to
it then, let's see some ur'Guard military organisation."

You tell Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden, "Have to do it oocly, I find it hard to
exact information from a shrub."

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Lighter
fluid and waving matches threateningly."
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Omg, hahah!

A god spoke to you!!

Wait.. that's not funny.
Bau2005-09-09 12:33:57
Wouldn't be funny if it were in context.... actually, yes, it still would.

(House of Shadows): Sylverane says, "Are there any sexy women in here."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Heheh, somewhere, surely."
(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "Damn right, I am the sexiest woman in here."


Edit: The several posts in between happened while I was digging through the logs for the rest.... Chade's a funny bugger when he's drunk.