Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-09-11 08:10:11
The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "First one to build a temple in My name gets a
few gold."

(Celest): Shinza says, "Quick! To the Isle of Light to build a sand castle!"


(Celest): Shinza says, "Or temple, I guess."
Kaileigh2005-09-11 08:11:02
The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "First one to build a temple in My name gets a
few gold."

Joli tells you, "I would say my body is a temple but I'd get in trouble."
Ialie2005-09-11 08:12:23
The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "First person to tell Me the type of hound that
Magnagora trackers get as a companion wins a few gold."


You tell Raezon, the Forbidden, "Poodle."




The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Kariol wins."




The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Ialie dies."



A single pinpoint of azure fire manifests itself before you and in a soundless
explosion sends searing lancelets of cold flame throughout the area as Raezon
bursts into existance.

Raezon gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Raezon leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Raezon connects painfully.

Raezon, the Forbidden touches a Blade of Night, glowing darkly and is instantly
consumed by a dense fog.
Joli2005-09-11 08:13:26
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 11 2005, 03:11 AM)
The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "First one to build a temple in My name gets a
few gold."

Joli tells you, "I would say my body is a temple but I'd get in trouble."
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doh.gif GAH!
Richter2005-09-11 08:25:34
You shout, "I get the gold now, right?"

An expensive-looking temple of Raezon.
This expansive room has been furnished with the finest materials, from the
magical blue flame in the center brazier, to the silk curtains that adorn the
windows. Several wooden pews surround the central brazier, each one containing
several books entitled, "Hymns of the awesomeness of Lord Raezon, second
edition." A large cast iron chandelier hangs from the ceiling, casting strange
shadows about the room. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A
shimmering black morphling is here, pulsing gently.
You see exits leading east and down.

A single pinpoint of azure fire manifests itself before you and in a soundless
explosion sends searing lancelets of cold flame throughout the area as Raezon
bursts into existance.

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Raezon gets some gold sovereigns from a blackened grimoire.

Raezon gives 4 gold sovereigns to you.

Raezon claps His hands together merrily.

You give Raezon the once-over, eyeing Him suspiciously.

Raezon snickers softly to Himself.

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "I said a few gold."

Wyrm Lirathea, Disciple of the Way shouts, "He did say a few gold, I believe."

You slump down dejectedly.

Raezon pats you in a friendly manner.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Urlach's Fury shouts, "How bout, you get to die
aesyra."

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

You say, "Here, take one of these."

With a careful eye, you balance a palette of paints in one hand and prop a
canvas on your knee. You brush with careful strokes until soon you have created
a painting of An expensive-looking temple of Raezon.

You give a painting of An expensive-looking temple of Raezon to Raezon, the
Forbidden.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Raezon's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "Thank you kindly."

You nod your head emphatically.

Raezon, the Forbidden touches a Blade of Night, glowing darkly and is instantly
consumed by a dense fog.

(Ebonguard): Lirathea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ahh... Lord Raezon
has been offering small prizes in return for obscure things, like a billion
gold, or a temple built in His name."

You shout, "I must have missed His other request, but I was going for the
temple. I got four gold for building Him the one he asked for. Such riches! I'm
going to go spend it all now, but not all in the same place."

(Ebonguard): Lirathea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So Richter made a
temple for Him in his aethermanse."

(Ebonguard): You say, "Damn right I did."

*A few minutes go by*

Raezon gives a slice of strawberry cheesecake to you.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

An expensive-looking temple of Raezon.
Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A shimmering black morphling is
here, pulsing gently.
You see exits leading east and down.

Someone powerful chuckles long and heartily.

Someone powerful scratches His head looking for an idea.

You say, "Artifact cheesecake... right...?"

You snicker softly to yourself.

Someone powerful snickers softly to Himself.
Unknown2005-09-11 09:12:22
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Sounds to me like Raezon either went insane or got replaced..
Ialie2005-09-11 09:12:51
All I got was a swift kick in the censor.gif.

-Watch your language.


Shiri didn't edit this but I felt like he would have it I had written the actual word and I felt guilty about it.
Soll2005-09-11 09:21:03
Raezon just got coolified. smile.gif
Murphy2005-09-11 09:23:48
yeh, ialie got a swift kick in the ass
Shiri2005-09-11 09:30:05
QUOTE(Ialie @ Sep 11 2005, 10:12 AM)
All I got was  a swift kick in the censor.gif.

-Watch your language.
Shiri didn't edit this but I felt like he would have it I had written the actual word and I felt guilty about it.
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roflmao.gif Aww.
Bau2005-09-11 10:10:23
Raezon was always cool, He's just aloof.
Unknown2005-09-11 10:28:39
You point your staff at a fierce timberwolf and it swells, rapidly discharging
a large boulder that hurls into his body, crushing flesh and bone into pulp.
Blood gushes out of a fierce timberwolf's mouth, and he dies from the crushing
damage of the boulder.
You have slain a fierce timberwolf.

Diamante tells you, "Wouldnt kill it if I were you."

You tell Oakened Warrior, Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal, "Oops?"

Diamante tells you, "To late, heh."
Bau2005-09-11 10:33:29
Oops. wink.gif
Kaileigh2005-09-11 10:37:16
Slipping through Ekard's fingers, a slippery clam falls back to the ground.

Ekard suddenly scoops up a slippery clam.

Slipping through Ekard's fingers, a slippery clam falls back to the ground.

Ekard suddenly scoops up a slippery clam.

Slipping through Ekard's fingers, a slippery clam falls back to the ground.

Ekard suddenly scoops up a slippery clam.


Ekard suddenly scoops up a slippery clam.
A slippery clam slips out of Ekard's hands!

Ekard suddenly scoops up a slippery clam.

etc etc etc Slippery clam plus afk person with aquisitio, hours of entertainment.
Unknown2005-09-11 12:53:29
QUOTE(Richter @ Sep 11 2005, 08:25 AM)
You shout, "I get the gold now, right?"
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Heh, I tried that one as well, but I must have been a fair bit slower. What was the special occasion that brought on all the requests?
Tenebrae2005-09-11 14:36:17
QUOTE(Richter @ Sep 10 2005, 07:29 AM)
(Wyrms): Urazial says, "Emote presses his mouth against your neck, his teeth bite into you gently. He sucks on you for a moment, the, he raises his head to kiss your lips. His tongue darts into your mouth and he slides both hands down your back and cups you ass firmly."

(Ebonguard): Urazial (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Erm."

(Wyrms): Xenthos says, "What?"

(Ebonguard): Shikari says, "Xenthos?"

(Ebonguard): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Aye?"

<>: You say, "Ahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahaa."

(Ebonguard): Shikari says, "Fetch Me the bucket of cold water."

(Ebonguard): Kithan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Och."

(Glomdoring): Urazial (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "-cough- Egads!"

(Ebonguard): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Good thing I'm at the riverbank already."

(Ebonguard): Kithan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Only a bucket, my Lord? I think perhaps a diversion of the Gloriana river might be necessary."

(Ebonguard): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He's just repaying me for sending him about fifteen aethers meant for Umbrawn."

(Glomdoring): Mirth (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What is it?"

(Glomdoring): You say, "Nothing to see here."

(Wyrms): Urazial says, "My apologies for that... please erase that from your minds..."
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ROFL... That is rich... I never even did that on gt....

Good job Urazial... biggrin.gif
Next time try shouting that...
rofl
Shiri2005-09-11 14:42:33
Yours was far, far worse. And on CT.

And then instead of "erm" and "egads" we got "MIS!" x 20.
Athana2005-09-11 14:47:05
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Unknown2005-09-11 15:20:38
The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Delport.

(Serenwilde): Seranden says, "Uhh whats that."

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Sounded like undead orc soldiers marching into Delport. Wild guess."
Ixion2005-09-11 15:26:00
QUOTE(Folkien @ Sep 11 2005, 10:20 AM)
The roars of undead orc soldiers echo across the Basin as they march out into Delport.

(Serenwilde): Seranden says, "Uhh whats that."

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Sounded like undead orc soldiers marching into Delport. Wild guess."
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*takes a bow*

Celest finally got a village; that place is gonna be an orc party house for years.