Quotes

by Jalain

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Ixion2005-09-11 15:29:46
Melanchthon tells you, "Stupid skill imbalance. You know, Mag should sponsor people to go join Celest. Once Celest starts having 4 villages for a whole decade, Mag will finally get upgrades."

You tell Kalas Melanchthon, "Haha."

You tell Kalas Melanchthon, "Sad but true."

Melanchthon tells you, "Serious. Think of it like a delayed investment."
Kahazul2005-09-11 17:27:13
(Newbie): Vynus says, "Can I get some help?"

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "What do you need?"

(Newbie): Vynus says, "A purpose."

Existential novices. Wonderful.
Ixion2005-09-11 17:45:42
You tell Aerenna, Roamer of the Basin, "Against six people it's called
intelligence, something you know little of."

You tell Aerenna, Roamer of the Basin, "Suggest- get a knowledge blessing before speaking to me next time."

Aerenna tells you, "Intellect. Intelligence is an organisation with spies and so."

You tell Aerenna, Roamer of the Basin, "When you try to correct someone, make sure you are indeed correct."

roflmao.gif roflmao.gif
The organization that spies isnt even the primary or secondary definition of 'intelligence'.. that's just sad.

Ashteru2005-09-11 18:15:39
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan says, "bad, bad things."

Ohh, how I love him. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-09-11 18:19:54
OMFG I HATE YOU.
Unknown2005-09-11 18:22:19
Thank you. >.>
Unknown2005-09-11 18:22:35
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Sep 11 2005, 11:15 AM)
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan says, "bad, bad things."

Ohh, how I love him.  tongue.gif
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No more honeycakes, Kalo!
Narsrim2005-09-11 18:25:01
Real men don't censor:

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan says, "Apparantly, someone went and told him that I told them that we censor.gif on the first date, and have on every date since. ."

Edit: language -Richter
Unknown2005-09-11 18:25:14
QUOTE(rhayni @ Sep 11 2005, 01:22 PM)
No more honeycakes, Kalo!
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Unknown2005-09-11 18:25:58
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Sep 11 2005, 01:25 PM)
Real men don't censor:

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kalodan says, "Apparantly, someone went and told him  that I told them that we censor.gif ed on the first date, and have on every date since. ."
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Your mother, okay? Your mother.
Unknown2005-09-11 18:26:10
LMAO

That was a misaether, right? Sounds like something he'd say over Pandas.
Unknown2005-09-11 18:26:20
Haha. It's so...Kalodan!
Unknown2005-09-11 18:26:54
QUOTE(Temporary_Guido @ Sep 11 2005, 01:26 PM)
LMAO

That was a misaether, right? Sounds like something he'd say over Pandas.
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I keep typing clt2 subconciously. I set panda as my main clan, so if I do just clt, even if it's a misaether, it goes to an OOC clan. Little damage done.
Malicia2005-09-11 18:45:21
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Richter2005-09-11 19:23:47
*killing orcs*

An orc archer unhooks the knife at his belt and crouches before leaping up,
slashing at you as he jumps.
3355h, 2980m, 2980e, 10p ex-swing orc
swing orc
swing orc
swing orc

*phone rings, always dc's me from Lusternia, PLUS I have to answer it*

*30 or so seconds go by*

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1. Enter the game.
2. Create a new character.
3. Quit.

Enter an option or enter your character's name. richter
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What is your password? Password correct. Welcome to Lusternia.
drop morphling
order morphling follow me
Your last login was from domain: **************************.
Variables reset.
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There are elections or referendums that you have not yet voted in.
Type ELECTIONS or REFERENDUMS to list the elections or referendums that you may
participate in.

Statue of Ladantine.
Crouching with arrow nocked, an orc archer moves cautiously around the area.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.
79h, 2980m, 2980e, 10p ex-sip health
outr faeleaf
eat faeleaf
outr chervil
eat chervil
insomnia

You hold no "morphling".
79h, 2980m, 2980e, 10p ex-

I don't know how I didn't die two seconds later. tongue.gif
Joli2005-09-11 19:34:42
QUOTE(Soll @ Sep 11 2005, 04:21 AM)
Raezon just got coolified. smile.gif
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It's cos He saw Joli for the first time ever. wub.gif

Good things happen when bunnies run around in the Fulcruxs. biggrin.gif
Xenthos2005-09-11 19:54:15
You tell Lord Amaru La'Saet, Champion of Elohora, "Aww, why're you chasing poor
little me around?"
Amaru tells you, "For debating me."

Someone can't handle having their ego shattered. laugh.gif
Joli2005-09-11 19:58:05
Lacostian always has a way of scaring me in some way. It's fun acting like Kidaen. wub.gif

(Aquamancers): You say, "Novices are too quiet."

(Aquamancers): Dimitrius says, "Maybe they are up to something shifty."

(Aquamancers): Anisu (from the Aetherways) says, "Joli is becoming like Kidaen."

(Aquamancers): You say, "I am?"

(Aquamancers): Acrune says, "Musical?"

(Aquamancers): Anisu (from the Aetherways) says, "He is always complaining we are to quiet and probably up to something."

(Aquamancers): You say, "It's because you are up to nothing, my dears."

(Aquamancers): You say, "And it's so blatantly obvious!"

(Aquamancers): Lacostian says, "Indeed it is."

You tell Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools, "-DIES-."

Acrune tells you, "Heh."

(Aquamancers): Dimitrius says, "I am innocent, I dont know enough to be up to something."

(Aquamancers): You say, "I'm hoping that I'm exempt from that comment, because I am indeed up to something."

(Aquamancers): Dimitrius says, "I think everyone knows that, no secret there."

(Aquamancers): You say, "Yes, my magnificence is only a secret from the blind, deaf, and mentally challenged."

(Aquamancers): Lacostian says, "You are starting to act as Kidaen, better check yourself."

(Aquamancers): You say, "Is that not ok?"

(Aquamancers): Acrune (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I bet if we shave her, we'll find a Kidaen inside."

(Aquamancers): Dimitrius says, "That sounds fun."

(Aquamancers): You say, "NO, No one is going to shave off my beautiful fur!"

(Aquamancers): Dimitrius says, "We could make it a guild event."

(Aquamancers): Acrune (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Admin shaving?"

(Aquamancers): Dimitrius says, "Yeah, sounds like a hoot.. if we do it regularly, we might be able to weave a nice rug in a few months."

(Aquamancers): You say, "If I lose one precious hair you'll find yourselves locked in the secret dungeon in the guildhall that Vesar won't tell anyone about."

(Aquamancers): Acrune (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Good thing I can disenchant monoliths."
Xenthos2005-09-11 20:09:20
Golden light briefly envelops you before the voice of Veradin Kalas Aesyra
touches your mind, "Personally I always though heartstop was the better
alternative, as your patron can tell you I'm sure."


No, no, won't a patron tell you that dying to heartstop costs essence, while dying to an NPC doesn't? biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-09-11 20:11:24
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Sep 11 2005, 09:09 PM)
Golden light briefly envelops you before the voice of Veradin Kalas Aesyra
touches your mind, "Personally I always though heartstop was the better
alternative, as your patron can tell you I'm sure."
No, no, won't a patron tell you that dying to heartstop costs essence, while dying to an NPC doesn't?  biggrin.gif
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Ever heard of sarcasm? I always loved to see them hearstop biggrin.gif

Edit: And they did it for years too.. why did Raezon and Fain never tell them? huh.gif