Quotes

by Jalain

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Bau2005-09-11 20:17:54
Silly boyos.
Jack2005-09-11 20:19:56
Fain had 1337 offerers anyway and has about 10x the essence of his closest competitor, and Raezon is just quiet.
Unknown2005-09-11 20:28:17
Okay, so Richter's password is 6 characters long. I'll... take note of that.

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Joli2005-09-11 23:01:51
I'm silly. tongue.gif


<>: Kaileigh (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "It does?"

<>: Acrune (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "Yup, gives us wounds."

<>: Luxis says, "If we have any to begin with."

<>: Kaileigh (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Dude.. seriously.."

<>: You say, "Like.. oh my god.. dude."

<>: Luxis says, "I should've just used liquidform to see if it'd heal all my leg's deepwounds instead of applying health."

You tell Lady Kaileigh D'Azure, "-snicker-."

Kaileigh tells you, "Yeah oh so funny."
Shamarah2005-09-11 23:03:17

(Aquamancers): Kaileigh (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "I wonder if my
turtle falling out of the sky causes harm to the people below."
Joli2005-09-11 23:05:15
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Sep 11 2005, 06:03 PM)
(Aquamancers): Kaileigh (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "I wonder if my
turtle falling out of the sky causes harm to the people below."
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They should so make that a new ability.. I want turtle throwing!
Vix2005-09-11 23:05:56
QUOTE(Joli @ Sep 11 2005, 06:05 PM)
They should so make that a new ability.. I want turtle throwing!
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Pfft, I can make it rain fae! Those pookas hurt!
Unknown2005-09-11 23:31:53
Lusien tells you, "So, if I died I would see you right?"

You tell Lusien, "Hmm?"

Lusien tells you, "Well, you are an angel after all."

You tell Lusien, "That's the most horrible pick up line I've ever heard, and Magnagorans go to nil."

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Ashteru2005-09-11 23:38:56
Day-um....I have to remember that! ninja.gif

EDIT: Too bad Ash can't use it on Anisu anymore. >;-P
Unknown2005-09-11 23:39:58
Don't mind Lusien. He's a bit of an idiot.
Shamarah2005-09-11 23:59:13
The Portal of Fate flashes as Somehobo steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.

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Xenthos2005-09-12 00:00:03
(Newbie): Syntobis says, "Welcome, Somehobo! Please read HELP NAMECHANGE!"
Kahazul2005-09-12 00:02:46
(Newbie): Somyhobb says, "Wow, this is deep."

(Newbie): Somyhobb says, "Zomfg, people are talking."

(Newbie): Somyhobb says, "How do i get to the killing and graohics part of this
game?"
Vix2005-09-12 00:05:29
QUOTE(Kahazul @ Sep 11 2005, 07:02 PM)
(Newbie): Somyhobb says, "Wow, this is deep."

(Newbie): Somyhobb says, "Zomfg, people are talking."

(Newbie): Somyhobb says, "How do i get to the killing and graohics part of this
game?"
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*pushes eject button* NEXT!
Unknown2005-09-12 00:07:55
QUOTE(Vix @ Sep 12 2005, 12:05 AM)
*pushes eject button* NEXT!
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On the contrary, he's the only novice I've heard of in days with a spark of wit. Let's keep him on board, shall we, he could turn out to be the next Jack.
Kaileigh2005-09-12 00:09:34
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Sep 11 2005, 05:03 PM)
(Aquamancers): Kaileigh (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "I wonder if my
turtle falling out of the sky causes harm to the people below."
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Well it fell on Aajen.
Aajen2005-09-12 00:58:03
It doesn't hurt, I was however a tad on the confused side... and I'm guildfavouring Lusien for that pickup line... smoooooooooth

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4766h, 2687m, 2918e, 10p elrxkdb-
A dragon turtle ponderously enters from the southwest.
4766h, 2687m, 2918e, 10p elrxkdb-
A golden dragon turtle comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
4766h, 2687m, 2918e, 10p elrxkdb-look

Mountain path beneath a cliff.
A steep cliff rises above, with crude steps and handholds to climb up to the
summit of the mountain. The narrow path that winds through the rugged terran
curves around here, weaving in and out between fallen boulders. A dragon turtle
rests here, an air of majesty on its features.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, and up.
4766h, 2687m, 2918e, 10p elrxkdb-thirdeye

You already possess the thirdeye.
4766h, 2687m, 2918e, 10p elrxkdb-p turtle

The dragon turtle is huge and the wide shell is patterned in shades of green
and gold hexagrams. Having an extremely short neck, the round head is protected
by rows of sharp ridges, especially thick around the deep golden eyes. The legs
have large claws, capable of tearing through the flesh of the largest sea
beast. For all the trappings of ferocity, the dragon turtle is a majestic and
noble creature, whose large eyes are filled with a sad wisdom.
A golden dragon turtle exudes a quiet confidence.
She weighs about 593 pounds.
She is mountable as a legendary steed.
She is loyal to Lady Kaileigh D'Azure.
You see nothing in it.
4766h, 2687m, 2918e, 10p elrxkdb-observe

You pause a moment to observe the surrounding area.
To your SOUTHEAST you see:
Mountain path at the treeline.
You see exits leading east and northwest.

To your SOUTHWEST you see:
Twisting mountain path.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.

To your UP you see:
High mountain path.
You see exits leading northwest and down.

4766h, 2687m, 2918e, 10p lrxkdb-
Xenthos2005-09-12 01:31:00
Gerald tells you, "Yeah, Xenthos is an idiot. Although he has a lot of herbs."

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Unknown2005-09-12 01:32:53
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Sep 11 2005, 08:31 PM)
Gerald tells you, "Yeah, Xenthos is an idiot. Although he has a lot of herbs."

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Oi. Stop making me look bad. Here's the whole truth.

First:

(21:31:08) Xenthos: I rarely ever get mistells
(21:31:35) Bau: I get them ALLL the time

Then:

You tell Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist, "Yeah,
Xenthos is an idiot. Although he has a lot of herbs."
You tell Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist, "Oops.
Mistell."

Xenthos tells you, "((Death.))"
You tell Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist, "Heh."


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Bau2005-09-12 01:46:34
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397h, 2083m, 2364e, 10p, 9539en, 10742w x-
A scaly alligator violently swings his tail, crashing into your body.
The point of the blade thrusts through your body and emerges from your back,
jolting you upright even as you feel your limbs go numb. You slide off the
blade, dropping to the ground as the numbness claims your entire body.
You have been slain by a scaly alligator.


It's just not fair. I want a pointy sword tail too.