Quotes

by Jalain

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Munsia2005-09-15 07:50:51
QUOTE(Murphy @ Sep 15 2005, 03:46 AM)
Then munsia woudl've bellow-whored the -ENITRE- realm

Way to get bellow nerfed muns
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You say, "I liked megacovens."
3672h, 3920m, 4168e, 10p exk-

Heir of Ellindel, Narsrim D'cente` Moonlit Avenger says, "There was so much
potential for me to Conclave all my enemies to their death."
3672h, 3920m, 4168e, 10p exk-
chuckle
You chuckle long and heartily.
3672h, 3920m, 4168e, 10p exk-
say shoved em all to the east.. locked the door
You say, "Shoved em all to the east.. locked the door."
3672h, 3920m, 4168e, 10p exk-
say demesned
You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.
3672h, 3920m, 4168e, 10p exk-
say demesned
You say, "Demesned."
3672h, 3920m, 4168e, 10p exk-
say room bellow
You say, "Room bellow."

unsure.gif way ahead of you butterfly boy
Sylphas2005-09-15 08:27:33
I would have found it amusing when you ended up leafy, had that happened.
Kaileigh2005-09-15 09:03:18
Druidess Nisha says, "I don't have any friends."


*gasp* Really?
Ialie2005-09-15 09:06:10
You know you wub Nisha. I bet fifty years from now you two will be best buds! laugh.gif
Sylphas2005-09-15 09:29:47
50 years from now, she'll be banned. pray.gif

She's awfully close as is to me just booting her. Or maybe I can just continually fine her as a fundraiser. Every time I get a complaint, she owes 1k to the guild. We'll have new rooms in no time.
Shiri2005-09-15 10:53:23
Our trade minister is awesome roflmao.gif

(Serenwilde): You say, "Any tailors around can sell sandals?"
Astrasia tells you, "No no no!! you ask for HIGH cloth content tailoring wares! not sandals."

(She REALLY wants to sell the 10k odd cloth we have in our comm shop. tongue.gif)
Eyod2005-09-15 11:00:18
we have that much cloth and I didn't notice, *off to raid the store*
Shorlen2005-09-15 11:27:34
QUOTE(Shiri @ Sep 15 2005, 06:53 AM)
Our trade minister is awesome roflmao.gif

(Serenwilde): You say, "Any tailors around can sell sandals?"
Astrasia tells you, "No no no!! you ask for HIGH cloth content tailoring wares! not sandals."

(She REALLY wants to sell the 10k odd cloth we have in our comm shop. tongue.gif)
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OMG THAT'S SO CHEAP! *buys 1,000 cloth*
Eyod2005-09-15 11:45:24
now if only our commune would start wearing clothes and stop walking around naked.
Shorlen2005-09-15 11:46:11
This isn't so much amusing as satisfying biggrin.gif

(Serenwilde): Nisha says, "Omg, it wasn't a mag."
You tell Druidess Nisha, "((ooc: Please do not use abbreviations like 'OMG' in
public channels."

(Serenwilde): Nisha says, "Kewl."
You tell Druidess Nisha, "((ooc: Please don't use such OOC terms as 'kewl' in
public channels."

(Serenwilde): Nisha says, "WOOT."
You tell Druidess Nisha, Emissary of the Sacred Lotus, "((ooc: Please do not
use OOC terms, like WOOT, in public channels."

Nisha tells you, "Do you pick everyone else up on everything?"

No, just you Annabelle - just you biggrin.gif
Gregori2005-09-15 11:48:38
Just for the record "Woot" is not an OOC term. It is an emote.
Shorlen2005-09-15 11:50:18
QUOTE(Gregori @ Sep 15 2005, 07:48 AM)
Just for the record "Woot" is not an OOC term. It is an emote.
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Yeah, probably. OOC, though, I am biased against people I loathe, and more critical of them biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-09-15 12:20:40
QUOTE
now if only our commune would start wearing clothes and stop walking around naked.


Why would we do that?
Ekard2005-09-15 12:33:51
QUOTE(shadow @ Sep 12 2005, 08:47 PM)
Not just him! You have no clue what He does to His order on a regular basis! He's ebil!  fear.gif
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You welcome Diamante into the Paladins.

(Pages): You say, "Welcome in Paladins, Page Diamante."

You give Diamante a respectful salute.

On the ground floor of the Deep Blue Cathedral.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A beautiful lectern
of pearl and coral, delicately carved with scenes of the sea, sits across from
the pulpit set in the Cathedral's centre. Perfectly crafted of silver and opal,
an ornamental pulpit engraved with Celestial imagery sits at one side of the
raised platform in the Cathedral's centre. Page Diamante, of the Armies of
Light is here. He wields a vine-wreathed broadsword of pure gold in each hand.
Hajamin, the Golden Lord is here, emitting a soft golden glow that lights up
the area. He wields the Lance of Brilliance in His left hand and the Shield of
Brilliance in His right.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, up,
and out (open door).

Diamante gives you a respectful salute.

Hajamin nods His head emphatically.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Welcome."

Diamante's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Diamante kneels before Hajamin, swearing his allegiance to Him.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "One big novice."

You nod your head emphatically.

The corners of Diamante's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "So where is newton?"

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Tri-trans novice, heh."

Diamante coughs softly.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "Nearly omni."

"Heh heh heh" Diamante chuckles.

You say, "Ok now you should read ghelp pages and ghelp rules."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "And CHELP HUNTING."

You nod your head emphatically.

Comprehension flashes across Diamante's face.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You say, "You know how to use gnt right?"

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "Though it is possible I shall
undertake the teachings of sacrements."

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "I shall think on the matter."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Also please read CHELP WEOWNYOU."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "Yanno."

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "In the serenwilde."

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "There is a CHELP NOHARDQUESTIONS."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You say, "And if you want to learn more about rituals and sacraments check
ghelp rituals and ghelp sacraments."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Well, you should get to hunting. Need to gain
some levels so you can learn all your skills."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says to Hajamin, "No I dont."

Page Diamante, of the Armies of Light says, "Celest has a blackjack table no?"

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Insolent novice."
Thaemorn2005-09-15 13:47:59
The perils of doing things while lost in your own little scripting world.

For example, accidently walking through an archway instead of just looking through it.

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae (Amid flowering green)
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns (Twisting pathway into the tainted)
3688h, 4205m, 3992e, 10p, 19925w exk- (0h, 0m, 0e) -39:437-enter archway

You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Glomdoring.
You step out of your defensive fighting stance.
Your inner stag no longer walks the ring.
Among the twilight trees.
Breaking through the dimensions, a planar rift slashes through the air here. An
archway of thorns rises up from the ground. A statue of a leopard stands here,
caught mid-leap, its razor-sharp fangs exposed for the kill. There are 5
shadowlord guards here. There are 10 shadowed nightshades here. Casting
darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the
air. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Darker then the
deepest shadows, a nighthag is floating eerily in the gloom.
You see exits leading south.
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
None may stand in your way! You are invincible!
A shadow totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.



Your state of paralysis prevents you from doing that.
1080h, 3980m, 3992e, 10p, 19850w exkp-
Putrid green fumes rise up out of the ground and wrap around you, solidifying
into wet sticky tendrils.
Drawing a wicked blade from his side, a shadowlord guard lunges at you, driving
it deep into your flesh.
Drawing a wicked blade from his side, a shadowlord guard lunges at you, driving
it deep into your flesh.
The icy blue eyes of a shadowed nightshade flare with a cold light as she
gestures and sends a bolt of darkness into your chest.
You have been slain by a shadowed nightshade.
Death by a shadowed nightshade!

dry.gif I should put some kind of fail-safe on my enter archway alias. "Are you sure you want to do that?" "No, really.. are you SURE?"
Acrune2005-09-15 13:54:22
Heh, totems are nasty, especially ones that hit non-enemies *peer Glomdoring*
Kaileigh2005-09-15 14:23:29
(Newbie): Timpistri says, "Okay... So, I, like, totally show up, and like,
totally, some folks, like, totally teach me a lot. So, I'm like, "Whoa", and
they're like, "Yeah." And I'm like, "So now what?" And they're like, "You gotta
go up a level...""

(Newbie): Timpistri says, "And I'm like, "Okay, how do I do that?" And then
they, like, disappear."

it made me giggle..
Ixion2005-09-15 14:24:20
QUOTE(Ekard @ Sep 15 2005, 07:33 AM)
You welcome Diamante into the Paladins.
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Sad Sad Sad. 'You have chosen, poorly.'
Kaileigh2005-09-15 14:40:51
Why Kaileigh shouldn't be left in charge of novices

(Spouts): You say, "Welcome to the slip and slides, please read ghelp novices to get started."

(Spouts): You say, "Welcome to the Wet Willies, please read ghelp novices to get started."

(Spouts): You say, "Welcome to us, please read ghelp novices to get started."
Kaileigh2005-09-15 14:49:24
I should go to sleep.. cause suddenly everything is hilarious.

Psychopath (Female Dracnari).
She is 18 years old, having been born on the 4th of Dioni, 109 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Peasant in the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest.
She is a Droplet in the Aquamancers.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
She walks with Divine Grace.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
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Katari NOV On On
Qolo NOV On On
Kaileigh 15 Undersecretary On On
Kwerk NOV On On
Kaymei 1 On On
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Total Guildmembers: 5

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