Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-09-17 18:34:50
Estarra does have an oven in her room, if I remember correctly...
Unknown2005-09-17 19:04:30
i'd join her for cookies
Vix2005-09-17 19:08:15
The Portal of Fate flashes as Richkter steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.
Unknown2005-09-17 19:14:38
Think we could kill Richter, give all of his belongings to Richkter, and no one know the difference?
Joli2005-09-17 20:01:31
(Newbie): Rhysai says, "Would you say it is safe to eat a particularly lucious looking cheesecake you find just laying around?"
Bau2005-09-17 20:02:48
Rhysai joined in that newbie quiz just to get a cookie. Did I forget to mention that? halo.gif
Joli2005-09-17 20:04:05
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 17 2005, 03:02 PM)
Rhysai joined in that newbie quiz just to get a cookie. Did I forget to mention that? halo.gif
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Awww wub.gif Give him candy.
Vix2005-09-17 21:04:07
p coal
Black and with a slighty chalky feel to it, the piece of coal has no particular
shape.
It has 5003 months of usefulness left.
It is strangely weightless.

It'll be around til the end of time!
Richter2005-09-17 21:06:05
QUOTE(Vix @ Sep 17 2005, 11:08 AM)
The Portal of Fate flashes as Richkter steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.
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How irritating.
Shamarah2005-09-17 22:07:34
TULLY YOU BROKE IRE!
this is what really happend
Tully did everything right to unlock Hallifax
but Hajamin panicked cause he didn't finish coding it yet and smashed the router
Asarnil2005-09-17 22:19:32
Shiro in regards to Bonecrusher combat.

First Sergeant Shiro Aramanth, Keeper of the Tower says, "We don't rely on stun anyways."
Munsia2005-09-17 23:42:52
QUOTE(Asarnil @ Sep 17 2005, 06:19 PM)


First Sergeant Shiro Aramanth, Keeper of the Tower says, "We don't rely on stun anyways."
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most of us rely on stun sad.gif not just bonecrushers
Asarnil2005-09-17 23:45:40
Oh and then he played with me in the arena and ended up with his ass kicked halo.gif
Unknown2005-09-18 00:07:04
QUOTE(Asarnil @ Sep 17 2005, 07:45 PM)
Oh and then he played with me in the arena and ended up with his ass kicked halo.gif
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You said you wanted to test stun against larger races so I go in there for the sole purpose of stunning you,. shush you!
Bau2005-09-18 01:15:20
Viravain snaps Her fingers and warm water showers down upon you. You feel
compelled to scrub under your armpits in an attempt to wash away that horrible
stench.
Hahaha.
Now even the GODS are giving me baths.
I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE without people dumping water on me.
Joli2005-09-18 02:01:11
Ur'Guard Initiate, Legalus (Male Orclach).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 12th of Avechary, 109 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

>_< ZOMG an Orc Legolas??
Ialie2005-09-18 02:50:43
Druid Bastion (Male High Elfen).
He is 44 years old, having been born on the 15th of Dioni, 83 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 666th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Valleyrunner in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'The Circle of the White Hart.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Providential Star.'
He is deemed a Storyteller by the Bardic Council of Vesteran Honours.
He has been engaged to be married to Ialie, the Mystericon for 26 months.
He is not currently active in any family.
Bastion2005-09-18 02:52:56
That guy is evil! pureevil.gif
Shiri2005-09-18 07:38:36
(Market): Bau says, "Trans tailor for hire, or visit Shadow's Weavings in Glomdoring for the widest range of clothing in the Basin."
(Market): Diamante says, "And for you warriors who dont like those frilly robes, trans forger for hire!"

owned.gif (Although...I wear greatrobes, hmm, maybe not so owned. >_>)

EDIT:
(Market): Sobran says, "Tired of idiots babbling on and on about things that don't matter? Try some quicksilver and zip right by them!"
3347h, 3842m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 18110w exk-
(Market): Diamante says, "Want advice on what potions actually do? send me a tell, free of charge."

Ouch, he's on a roll!

EDIT:
(Market): Sobran says, "And -then- if those voices continue to just babble away, simply buy a fire potion! They do wonders for idiocy!"

Hmm, I don't think he knows what he just said there. tongue.gif
Bau2005-09-18 07:47:44
(Newbie): Lucivius says, "Where could one aquire a greatrobe?"

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "You can try with the shops, but they might be too
expensive for you."

(Newbie): Shorlen says, "Greatrobes can be purchased from tailors, and tend to
cost about 10,000 gold - they must then be enchanted by an enchanter to become
armor, which will cost about 2,500 gold."

(Newbie): Lucivius says, "Well I have around 6000 gold now..."

(Newbie): You say, "If you buy greatrobes from me, they cost about 4000 to 5000
gold."

(Newbie): Lucivius says, "Id like one if for no other reason than to ditch this
plain grey tunic."

(Newbie): You say, "If you are over level eleven, you can speak on MARKET and
ask for a tailor."

Shorlen tells you, "Still undercutting the rest of the market as always, I
see."

(Newbie): You say, "If not, ask your commune or city, or your guild to help you
find a tailor."

You tell High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance, "Not undercutting. I am
charging 1000 gold for tailoring. I just happen to have cheap commodities."

You tell High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance, "They still need to get
them enchanted."

(Market): You say, "Not undercutting, just buying cheaper comms! Greatrobes for
less than 6k."

(Market): You say, "Trans tailor for hire, or visit Shadow's Weavings in
Glomdoring for the widest range of clothing in the Basin."

(Market): Diamante says, "And for you warriors who dont like those frilly
robes, trans forger for hire!"

(Market): You say, "Frilly robes my backside! These robes are as shadowy, pure
or simple as you like! Only 1k if you supply the commodities!"

(Market): Diamante says, "How bout some decent armor to put under those robes!
all kinds of designs availible for platemail, the real mans armour."

(Market): You say, "Looking for tints, runes, herbs or potions? Check out
Crow's Talons in Glomdoring."

(Market): Sobran says, "Tired of idiots babbling on and on about things that
don't matter? Try some quicksilver and zip right by them!"

(Market): Diamante says, "Want advice on what potions actually do? send me a
tell, free of charge."

(Market): Sobran says, "And if those pesky voices continue to speak, simply buy
a crotamine tipped dagger!!! Found exclusively at deepnight."

(Market): Diamante says, "Crotamine-the divines practical joke."

(Market): Sobran says, "And -then- if those voices continue to just babble
away, simply buy a fire potion! They do wonders for idiocy!"


laugh.gif

Edit: no ninja.gif , Shiri was too lazy to post it properly.