(Magnagora): Murphy says, "Someone give meYou tell Narsrim D'cente, Lunar Thaumaturgist, "Tuek blows goats.""

Die Sollie.

Gleeful Faeslayer Erion, Antagonizer of Gold yells, "Oo, Bricriu! I was doing Ethelon."

I bet you were!! ROFL

You dig into the corpse of a crying baby, eating only the delectable parts, and leaving the rest for the vultures. Nothing like carrion!

Hallen peers at you unscrupulously.

You say, "The other white meat?"

You say, "..."

You slap yourself on the cheek.

I never fake anything.

wipe face lightning

Ceremoniously, you dab some a Dean of Aquamancy tint upon your face, creating
the pattern of left leg.

Okay, so you drew a picture of a left leg on your face, using some form of liquid that came from the Dean of Aquamancy.

.... That's disturbing.

Murphy suddenly scoops up a monolith sigil.



Murphy has been slain by the might of a centaur hunter.




Seriously, dying like that 'cos you acquisitio'd your own mono is silly

Heh. Same thing happened to Veo, only Daevos pinched it instead.

(Coven): Nejii says, "What's a strumpet? :/."

I was just going to get myself a Harmony blessing, so I walk into the cave, and there are people there. Not to worry.. probably just someone else cursing or getting a blessing.. A second or so later two emotes come up on screen..
Let's just say that... the emotes wern't for the eyes of children. I won't put the emotes up, but I'll put what they and I said when I came in (with names removed to protect the perverted)

(Girl's emote)
(Guy's emote)
You blink.
(guy) says, "Damn."
You say, "Not the place!"
(guy) shrugs helplessly.
(guy) says, "Caves make me horny..."
(guy) says, "Um."
(guy) says, "We better leave."
(guy) slips into plain grey trousers.
(girl) slips into pink silk panties.
(guy) stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
(girl) slips into a wispy green dress.
(girl) stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
(guy) says, "Follow me, Hon."
(girl) curtseys respectfully before you.
(guy) bows respectfully to you.
(girl) says, "Sorry."

(Serenwilde): You say, "AIIIIIIIE!"
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "ERk."
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "Wha's up?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "I just walked in on sex."
(Serenwilde): Xenthos says, "Ack."
(Serenwilde): Soulafein says, "And you decided to share that with us why?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "In the cave of harmony!"
(Serenwilde): Xenthos says, "Because sir Selthar asked."
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "I'm NEVER askin' why people scream again."
(Serenwilde): Xenthos says, "Good plan. Very good plan."

(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "And hes still in the cave.."
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "Tellin' 'em off, or jus' watchin'?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "I'm getting a blessing."
(Serenwilde): You say, "I told em off."
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "Ohh, sure."
(Serenwilde): Accalia says, "Mmhmm."
(Serenwilde): You say, "They got dressed and ran away."
(Serenwilde): Xenthos says, "..."
(Serenwilde): You say, "You asked!"
(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "Jus' cause we asked doesn' mean we have t' b'lieve
ya."

Oh Gods... I walked in on their foreplay. Thanks the Gods I didn't decide to get a new blessing fifteen minutes later....

*peers at Ashteru reading the topic*

You wouldn't be the guy would you?

DAMN! Caught off guard.
Never in a Cave again, I promise.

Ah well. It's PERFECTLY normal if to charas love each other, to play the sex out.
*cough*

@ Summer: I wonder how you knew that it was me. Ashteru doesn't appear so perverted in game, does he?

Well he does after you've walked in on him. Bleh, hetero sex.... Good thing Falasin isn't Jalain or I'd have to burn my eyes out after seeing the screen.

Weelll, after the number of times I see you and her at portals...

Oh why, oh why is it that the interesting stuff only happens to other people?

:runs away crying:

Well how was I supposed to know?

By getting corrupted

lol people cybering is funny. Its always good for a laugh at their expense.