Quotes

by Jalain

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Shorlen2005-09-18 07:56:55
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 18 2005, 03:47 AM)
You tell High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance, "Not undercutting. I am
charging 1000 gold for tailoring. I just happen to have cheap commodities."

You tell High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance, "They still need to get
them enchanted."

(Market): You say, "Not undercutting, just buying cheaper comms! Greatrobes for
less than 6k."
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I know this is off-topic, but had to respond.


In other news:

Subj: Election #44522 Results
Alger has just filled the vacant position as Champion of Ur'guard.

Murphy, Glomdoring Dreadlord shouts, "Congratulations to Alger, may his reign of championship succeed mine."

It'd be very interesting if somehow Alger managed to preceed Murphy instead biggrin.gif quickexit.gif
Shiri2005-09-18 08:16:03
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 18 2005, 08:47 AM)
Edit: no ninja.gif , Shiri was too lazy to post it properly.
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Pfft. I posted the important bit - Sobran being owned by Diamante (and subsequently by himself). I don't have newbie on and I don't have mind reading or whatever that old monk thing was called. tongue.gif
Bau2005-09-18 08:35:16
Iunno, but Clerics had SERAPH MINDREAD.

My favourite skill, I listened to people whine about me in tells for the silliest things.
Kaileigh2005-09-18 18:27:51
Elaeni gives a red and black lace bra to you.

*** Acrune HAS ARRIVED FROM THE northeast ***

Elaeni Feyranti, the Lady Mysteria says, "Have a random bra."

'Boo!' Acrune screams happily.

Elaeni's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Elaeni becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Elaeni beams broadly.

Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

"Heh heh heh" Elaeni chuckles.

Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "Good time to walk in."

Acrune peers about himself unscrupulously.

Elaeni nods her head emphatically.

Elaeni nods her head emphatically.

You nod your head emphatically.
Unknown2005-09-18 19:38:47
Kedai Runcit.
This shop has long since been abandoned. At the back of the room, a partially
demolished counter remains upright amongst shards of broken glass and piles of
rubbish that litter the bare stone floor. Lying flat on the ground is a
key-shaped sigil. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A hunting trophy bearing
Ashteru's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Kariol's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Triden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Vesar's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Ordos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shamarah's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Kaileigh's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Munsia's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shorlen's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Terenas's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Luxis's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Silimaur's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. You see a sign here
instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading south and down (closed door).

blink.gif
Unknown2005-09-18 19:39:53
roflmao.gif I love that shop smile.gif
Jack2005-09-18 20:21:59
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 18 2005, 06:27 PM)
Elaeni gives a red and black lace bra to you.

*** Acrune HAS ARRIVED FROM THE northeast ***

Elaeni Feyranti, the Lady Mysteria says, "Have a random bra."

'Boo!' Acrune screams happily.

Elaeni's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Elaeni becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Elaeni beams broadly.

Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

"Heh heh heh" Elaeni chuckles.

Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "Good time to walk in."

Acrune peers about himself unscrupulously.

Elaeni nods her head emphatically.

Elaeni nods her head emphatically.

You nod your head emphatically.
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I gave her that bra. smile.gif
Ashteru2005-09-18 20:39:08
QUOTE(Jack @ Sep 18 2005, 08:21 PM)
I gave her that bra.  smile.gif
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You never give Ash random bras... losewings.gif
Munsia2005-09-18 20:44:57
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Sep 18 2005, 04:39 PM)
You never give Ash random bras... losewings.gif
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You remind me of Pak. The bra and pantie wearing MALE lucidian
Unknown2005-09-18 20:49:15
Yeah, Pak was a trip. Liked to get nekkid at mother to show off *shudder*
Ashteru2005-09-18 20:57:24
I am not talking about wanting bras, I am talking about the Spirit! -Spirit-!
Why does no one understand meee? ninja.gif
Jack2005-09-18 21:49:10
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Sep 18 2005, 08:39 PM)
You never give Ash random bras... losewings.gif
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It wasn't a random bra, it was a premeditated one.

And I got it originally from Yukari, beg her for bra's... or Torak, he's a cross-dresser. wink.gif
Manjanaia2005-09-18 22:07:04
Pak was Aebrin what the hell did you expect...
Bau2005-09-18 23:18:50
Deas gives shadowy runic robes to you.

Both practical and comfortable, this robe has been crafted from thick
black wool, nearly engulfing the wearer's body in the shadows. Sombre in
its appearance, this robe is cut straight with loose sleeves and is left
long enough to sweep across the floor. Slight colour variations can be
seen along the garment, ranging from muted charcoal to a black as dark
as the sinister recesses of Nil. Held together by an iron rune-shaped
clasp, intertwined knot-work of silver runes are stitched around the
edge of the hood and run alongside the hems of the sleeves and bottom of
the robe.
It has 7 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench.
It is protected against fire and magic.

Mending this clothing will cost 1100 gold, which you do not have.

You say, "1200 gold, please."

Deas gets some Shinies from a canvas backpack.

Deas gives 1200 Shinies to you.

With needle and thread, you set about busily mending shadowy runic robes,
though it obviously isn't in as good as shape as it once was.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Both practical and comfortable, this robe has been crafted from thick
black wool, nearly engulfing the wearer's body in the shadows. Sombre in
its appearance, this robe is cut straight with loose sleeves and is left
long enough to sweep across the floor. Slight colour variations can be
seen along the garment, ranging from muted charcoal to a black as dark
as the sinister recesses of Nil. Held together by an iron rune-shaped
clasp, intertwined knot-work of silver runes are stitched around the
edge of the hood and run alongside the hems of the sleeves and bottom of
the robe.
It has 76 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench.
It is protected against fire and magic.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "What?"

You shake your head.

You give shadowy runic robes to Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's
Terror.

Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "Oooo."

Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "It lasts even longer
than new."


halo.gif I mend clothes better than Veo makes 'em!
Munsia2005-09-19 00:13:17
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 18 2005, 07:18 PM)
Deas gives shadowy runic robes to you.

Both practical and comfortable, this robe has been crafted from thick
black wool, nearly engulfing the wearer's body in the shadows. Sombre in
its appearance, this robe is cut straight with loose sleeves and is left
long enough to sweep across the floor. Slight colour variations can be
seen along the garment, ranging from muted charcoal to a black as dark
as the sinister recesses of Nil. Held together by an iron rune-shaped
clasp, intertwined knot-work of silver runes are stitched around the
edge of the hood and run alongside the hems of the sleeves and bottom of
the robe.
It has 7 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench.
It is protected against fire and magic.

Mending this clothing will cost 1100 gold, which you do not have.

You say, "1200 gold, please."

Deas gets some Shinies from a canvas backpack.

Deas gives 1200 Shinies to you.


With needle and thread, you set about busily mending shadowy runic robes,
though it obviously isn't in as good as shape as it once was.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Both practical and comfortable, this robe has been crafted from thick
black wool, nearly engulfing the wearer's body in the shadows. Sombre in
its appearance, this robe is cut straight with loose sleeves and is left
long enough to sweep across the floor. Slight colour variations can be
seen along the garment, ranging from muted charcoal to a black as dark
as the sinister recesses of Nil. Held together by an iron rune-shaped
clasp, intertwined knot-work of silver runes are stitched around the
edge of the hood and run alongside the hems of the sleeves and bottom of
the robe.
It has 76 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench.
It is protected against fire and magic.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "What?"

You shake your head.

You give shadowy runic robes to Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's
Terror.

Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "Oooo."

Poisonous Snake Deas Whytetower, Night's Terror says, "It lasts even longer
than new."
halo.gif I mend clothes better than Veo makes 'em!
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Laysus2005-09-19 00:21:25
#sub gold shinies!
Joli2005-09-19 00:22:19
I was wondering if it really said that as well..
Xenthos2005-09-19 00:41:15
QUOTE(Laysus @ Sep 18 2005, 08:21 PM)
#sub gold shinies!
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Wouldn't that have subbed what she said, too?
Corr2005-09-19 00:46:27
its gold soverigns not just gold
Kahazul2005-09-19 03:24:26
(Newbie): Skatterbrain says, "Please god someone shoot me this is ****ing
retarded."

(Newbie): Skatterbrain says, "Please tell me im the only one dumb enough to see
what kinda game this is."