Quotes

by Jalain

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Shorlen2005-09-19 03:34:03
QUOTE(Kahazul @ Sep 18 2005, 11:24 PM)
(Newbie): Skatterbrain says, "Please god someone shoot me this is ****ing
retarded."

(Newbie): Skatterbrain says, "Please tell me im the only one dumb enough to see
what kinda game this is."
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So sad there wasn't a god around to give him what he asked for, regarding the shooting thing biggrin.gif I suppose a rage/terror coven would have worked, but he was a novice dry.gif
Shorlen2005-09-19 04:33:00
At the Pool of Stars:

who here
You see the following people here:
Validus, Sani, Sandrax, Acrune, Tsuki, Exarius, Shorlen
(four Serenwilders and three Celestians)

You say, "We're taking over New Celest."

You tap your nose knowingly.

Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "Yeah, two is about the number
you'd need too."


Kinda sad when THEY think that biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-09-19 05:40:17
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Sep 18 2005, 10:34 PM)
So sad there wasn't a god around to give him what he asked for, regarding the shooting thing biggrin.gif I suppose a rage/terror coven would have worked, but he was a novice dry.gif
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There was one, as she was silenced and I believe removed. Bau told me she was silenced, at any rate.
Shorlen2005-09-19 06:11:48
QUOTE(Ye of Little Faith @ Sep 19 2005, 01:40 AM)
There was one, as she was silenced and I believe removed.  Bau told me she was silenced, at any rate.
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Yes, but no great arcing beam of glowly blue goodness sad.gif
Unknown2005-09-19 06:26:34
QUOTE
Over pool and stream.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
sound of trickling water leads to this area of forest, sheltered by young pine
trees. A clear stream of water falls down from the northwest over stone and
rock into a small pool below. The water then continues to flow into a small
stream leading southeast beneath the trees. Around the water's edge are
clustered long grasses and reeds, some bent and trailing into the small pond.
Fronds of aquatic plants trail beneath the pool's surface. Both air and water
smell sweet and fresh. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground
here.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
2955h, 4480m, 4734e, 10p, 12335en, 19265w elrxk-
The smell of wildflowers wafts past your nose.
You double over in pain as your stomach virtually collapses.
2069h, 4480m, 4734e, 10p, 12335en, 19265w elrxk-


Sweet and fresh like Nil! The flowers must be growing in fetid water! yuck.gif
Bau2005-09-19 08:06:00
Keep in mind that most shop donations in herbs are around 500 herbs or less.



Taliesin tells you, "Will you take herb donations for the guild shop??"

You tell Ravenous Taliesin de Vallayn, "Of course."

Taliesin gives a group of 200 wormwoods to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 100 sparkleberries to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 100 clumps of sargassum seaweed to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 250 reishi mushrooms to you.

You flash Taliesin a joyous smile.

You say, "Wonderful."

Ravenous Taliesin de Vallayn says, "There is lots more to come."

Taliesin gives a group of 300 pennyroyal bunches to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 50 merblooms to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 1000 marjoram sprigs to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 250 kafes to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 500 juniper berries to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 500 galingale stems to you.

You put your head to your forehead and swoon.

Taliesin gives a group of 500 faeleaf stalks to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 1000 coltsfoot plugs to you.

Taliesin gives a group of 300 arnica buds to you.

Ravenous Taliesin de Vallayn says, "Sorry thats all today."
Bau2005-09-19 08:09:02
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Sep 19 2005, 04:11 PM)
Yes, but no great arcing beam of glowly blue goodness sad.gif
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Yeah, but trust me, some of us find the muting very funny. They still TRY and speak.
Shorlen2005-09-19 08:58:32
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 19 2005, 04:06 AM)
Ravenous Taliesin de Vallayn says, "Sorry thats all today."
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Yeah, he did that as a moondancer too, trying to buy guildfavours, and got annoyed when I wouldn't give him them dry.gif Those herbs are actually leftovers from the last batch he tried to give me, but when I didn't favour him, he quit the commune instead. Or at least, that's what it seemed like to me. :shrug:
Bau2005-09-19 09:27:45
*grin* He'll get one or two from it, but he's not going to run through the ranks with them.
Bau2005-09-19 10:32:26
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Chade.
You connect!

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Chade throws out a quick jab at you.
Chade connects painfully.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Chade gives you the once over.

Chade ceases to wield a dragon-hilted claymore.

Chade starts to wield a vicious katana in his hands.

You say, "Nearly 100, no swords." <- damage, I was on 800 health

You whimper like a wounded puppy.

You say to Chade, "I love you?"

Chade raises a vicious katana over his head and begins to swing it in a wide
circle, gaining speed as he goes.

Chade ceases the whirling of his weapon over his head.

The corners of Chade's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Trooper Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says to Murphy, "Ever wanted to
decapitate your betrothed?"

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Chade.
You connect!

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Murphy, Glomdoring Dreadlord says, "Only if I can have sex with the corpse."
Nymerya2005-09-19 15:41:22
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 19 2005, 08:32 PM)
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Chade.
You connect!

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Chade throws out a quick jab at you.
Chade connects painfully.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Chade gives you the once over.

Chade ceases to wield a dragon-hilted claymore.

Chade starts to wield a vicious katana in his hands.

You say, "Nearly 100, no swords." <- damage, I was on 800 health

You whimper like a wounded puppy.

You say to Chade, "I love you?"

Chade raises a vicious katana over his head and begins to swing it in a wide
circle, gaining speed as he goes.

Chade ceases the whirling of his weapon over his head.

The corners of Chade's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Trooper Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says to Murphy, "Ever wanted to
decapitate your betrothed?"

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Chade.
You connect!

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Murphy, Glomdoring Dreadlord says, "Only if I can have sex with the corpse."
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Least yours hasn't actually done it. I still think I'm the only woman in history to be crucified on her wedding night.
Unknown2005-09-19 16:55:02
kinky
Manjanaia2005-09-19 18:20:32
roflmao.gif
Lisaera2005-09-19 19:25:46
(Order): Malicia says, "How goes it, Nerai?"

(Order): Malicia says, "Oi, I mean."

(Order): Malicia says, "Lisae. *dies laughing*."
Laysus2005-09-19 19:29:46
damn, Lis beat me to it sad.gif
Malicia2005-09-19 19:30:17
blush.gif
Unknown2005-09-19 20:59:46
Niiiiiice. XD
Unknown2005-09-19 21:02:55
I don't get it... who/what is Nerai? sad.gif
Unknown2005-09-19 21:22:44
The order of Neraeos, in Achaea. smile.gif
Unknown2005-09-19 22:24:48
(CLAN NAME): Anisu (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh and the only
exception on Mags I'm willing to make is Daevos, I'd so want to be Daevos'
little slave."


roflmao.gif Ani's hilarious with her Daevos-Fetish