Quotes

by Jalain

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Stangmar2005-09-19 23:08:02
hehehe
Ialie2005-09-19 23:30:26
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 19 2005, 05:32 AM)
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Chade.
You connect!

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Chade throws out a quick jab at you.
Chade connects painfully.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Chade gives you the once over.

Chade ceases to wield a dragon-hilted claymore.

Chade starts to wield a vicious katana in his hands.

You say, "Nearly 100, no swords." <- damage, I was on 800 health

You whimper like a wounded puppy.

You say to Chade, "I love you?"

Chade raises a vicious katana over his head and begins to swing it in a wide
circle, gaining speed as he goes.

Chade ceases the whirling of his weapon over his head.

The corners of Chade's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Trooper Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says to Murphy, "Ever wanted to
decapitate your betrothed?"

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Chade.
You connect!

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Murphy, Glomdoring Dreadlord says, "Only if I can have sex with the corpse."
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Omg...
Bau2005-09-19 23:40:45
(Newbie): Alur says, "Can males wear panties and bras?"
Unknown2005-09-20 00:54:54
Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Nali's Pretty says, "That reminds me, I need a
new bra."

10 seconds later


Blighted Priest Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Forsaken One says, "Nothing wrong with
bras."
4318h, 2362m, 2596e, 10p ex-

Blighted Priest Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Forsaken One says, "Men have boobs too
you know."
4318h, 2362m, 2596e, 10p ex-

The Portal of Fate flashes as Rigothen steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.
4318h, 2362m, 2596e, 10p ex-

A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.
4318h, 2362m, 2596e, 10p ex-

Wielder of Stone, Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "......"
4318h, 2362m, 2596e, 10p ex-

Wielder of Stone, Mell Xandul, Solitary Prophetess says, "Gods I hope not."


*hides*
Unknown2005-09-20 01:08:25
THE MANZIER! THE BRO!


<3 Cramer.
Unknown2005-09-20 01:59:58
KILL BOB PART 1

QUOTE
Raxus has been slain by the might of Trader Bob.

You shout, "And let that be a lesson to you Bob. Stop overcharging us."

Trader Bob shouts, "Then why am I the one left standing, Lad? My Wares be the
best in the lands, and I charge what is best for the best!"

Trader Bob tells you, "What, now ye have nothing to say, Lad? That's right! Ye
don't stand a chance against me, or m'wares!"

You tell Trader Bob, "Don't get cocky now. Your wares can't stand against the
fine mainstream market"

Trader Bob tells you, "Then how come m'shop is the longest standing in the
basin? I have every right to be cocky as y'put it, lad, because mine be the
best!"

You tell Trader Bob, "Location, location, location. Just because you can sit on
that big Peak of yours staring down at the rest of us doesn't mean you are
inherently better than us"

Trader Bob tells you, "My wares are the best, so it be only obvious they are
better!"

You tell Trader Bob, "Ah, then you won't have trouble in procuring for me a
sword with... say... over two hundred damage?"

Trader Bob tells you, "I don't serve whelps like you at beck n'call, lad."

You tell Trader Bob, "Ah. I merely wish to point out then that you have never
had such a weapon for sale in your shop. Perhaps it is of too high quality, but
I'd rather think you simply lack such a weapon to sell. Prove me wrong?"

Trader Bob tells you, "I don't need to prove ye wrong, Lad, for ye are."


Looks like someone is asking for a beating. To be continued?...
Stangmar2005-09-20 02:41:56
watch out, you'll get rolepoints docked. i know i did. But then i was singing the sailer song from B&W to him.
Stangmar2005-09-20 02:42:21
I also had a really really fierce arguement with him about his high prices.
Unknown2005-09-20 02:54:11
And that's cause for points being docked? I kept everything IC... in fact I find my RP pretty good if I go up there to smash his brains all over the place because he provides annoying competition. closedeyes.gif
Unknown2005-09-20 03:15:20
I think that's hilarious! Great RP!! Bravo! Encore!
Jalain2005-09-20 03:36:18
I'm surprised that no one's formed a big party yet to go and attack Bob. He couldn't be stronger than a Demon Lord, could he?
Unknown2005-09-20 04:07:07
Nymerya arrives from the north.
3520h, 3730m, 3100e, 10p exk-
Nymerya hops up and down on Alger's foot.
3520h, 3730m, 3100e, 10p exk-
Nymerya hops up and down on Jadryga's foot.
3520h, 3730m, 3100e, 10p exk-
Nymerya hops up and down on Ixchilgal's foot.
3520h, 3730m, 3100e, 10p exk-
Nymerya hops up and down on your foot.
3520h, 3730m, 3100e, 10p exk-
Shadow Mistress Nymerya d'Erlette, of Blood and Flame says, "Tired now."
3520h, 3730m, 3100e, 10p exk-
Nymerya leaves to the north.
Unknown2005-09-20 04:17:49

(Hartstone): You say, "Would someone take Kethalis? I've note the ability to
stay long, else I'd take him."

Munsia tells you, "I will note your ability to note stay long."

You tell Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natures Thorn, "Biiiite me."

Munsia tells you, "*bite*."

Munsia tells you, "You bleed 500."

You tell Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natures Thorn, "Nyah."

Munsia tells you, "Heh."

Munsia tells you, "Your left arm is crippled."

You tell Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natures Thorn, "Weep."

Munsia tells you, "Heh."

Munsia tells you, "You bleed to death. You have been slain by the might of
Munsia's teeth."

You tell Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natures Thorn, "Kalodan
transmigrates - however, they nerfed the skills, so he is left in the body of a mentally retarded and useless badger."

Munsia tells you, "*point cudgel badger*."

Munsia tells you, "Oh shite it dies in one hit."

You tell Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natures Thorn, "Aahh!"

You tell Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natures Thorn, "You begin to pray for Salvation."

You tell Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natures Thorn, "Lisaera laughs
sadistically at your pitiful state, and snips your thread. Then proceeds to
nerf Ecology some more."

Munsia tells you, "Dude I am so quouting this XD."

Munsia tells you, "This is funny."

But then she couldn't get to the forums, so. <3 Munsi.
Munsia2005-09-20 04:36:06
wub.gif thanks kalo. I had to restart
Shiri2005-09-20 04:37:25
(Serenwilde): Estarra says, "Serenwilde owes me 25 million gold for the 25 annexes Ialie just ordered."

mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif
Xenthos2005-09-20 04:37:26
O_O IALIE
WHAT THE HELL
she DIDN'T!
estarra's having some fun happy.gif
?
She didn't, I know
?
I'm in the council room, I checked funds
???
Ialie did what?
lol
Estarra just came on Serenwilde CT and said we owed her 25,000,000 ogld
do we even HAVE 25 million gold?
* Bau giggles.
Because Ialie just bought 25 annexes for the library
Munsia2005-09-20 04:43:32
(Serenwilde): Nisha (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I'm getting my
revenge on the starsuckers, Dumihru."
2890h, 3310m, 3520e, 10p ex-

(Serenwilde): Steffan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We'll start the
resurgem coven then."
Unknown2005-09-20 05:09:55
at least
It's like daily for 7 years running
finished sluggy in one night
i never read sluggy or machall
You should read Machall.
It might take a few hours.
Sluggy will take like two weeks to read
¬_¬
naw
It took me a year
Err
12 days ors o
>_>
i finish webcomics really quickly
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AHAHAHAHA
Sobran2005-09-20 05:32:57
QUOTE(Shiri @ Sep 18 2005, 04:16 AM)
Pfft. I posted the important bit - Sobran being owned by Diamante (and subsequently by himself). I don't have newbie on and I don't have mind reading or whatever that old monk thing was called. tongue.gif
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Maybe if you thought about it for a given second, maybe just maybe you'll get it. *pets*
Shiri2005-09-20 05:45:30
Funny, that's exactly what I was thinking. happy.gif