Monkeys dont fight

that would be soooo cool.

Wyrm Stumbleduck, Disciple of the Way (Male Aslaran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 9th of Klangiary, 109 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Shade in the Collective of Glomdoring.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He walks with Divine Grace.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

You missed Mistercow. I think Stumbleduck is the same person, since he got namechanged.

Sometimes I have to wonder how I got into this family...

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Ixchilgal says, "Taintwyrmemon! I choose you!"
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "..."
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Hallen says, "Uh..."
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Ixchilgal says, "Oh crap, I didn't realize you were
here."
(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "You scareth the Gregori sometimes."

Blighted Priest Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Forsaken One says, "Chicken tastes like
food."
3106h, 3289m, 2374e, 10p esSix-

Ukanthru nods his head sagely.

Thaemorn tells you, "Nejii wildly jabs an athame dagger at you. You are feebly struck in your an athame dagger leg with the blade."
Thaemorn tells you, "Oh, Gods! He got me in the athame dagger leg!"
Thaemorn tells you, "Why?! Oh, I'm a cripple! Why couldn't have been my LEFT one?"

(Minor inconveniences are interfering with his wound tracking system.)

hmmm you have your right leg, your left leg, and... your athame dagger leg... So, that's what their calling it these days...

And it was pierced. You serenwilders are kinky. Kinkier than Glomdoring has ever been.

::cries out in a small voice:: Bau, I'm scared! Hold me!

Iassan has been slain by the might of Hajamin, the Golden Lord.
You see the death occur at on the upper deck of the Pool of Stars.
Shinza has been slain by the might of Hajamin, the Golden Lord.
You see the death occur at on the upper deck of the Pool of Stars.

Page Iassan, of the Armies of Light (Male Human).

Lady Shinza Tharedia, Grand Inquisitor (Female Human).
She is 41 years old, having been born on the 5th of Klangiary, 86 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 57th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is Grand Inquisitor in the Paladins.

And a few minutes later....

Shinza has been slain by the might of Hajamin, the Golden Lord.
You see the death occur at on the upper deck of the Pool of Stars.



Ummm....

Finally!!! Something useful has come out of Celest. Rejoice! Rejoice!

Read edit....

I think someone is having fun fighting Her again

The Heartless Master Sobran, the Keeper of the Black Nest shouts, "K'ian doim,
Kj' il'a'lahiy eo d'iom d'Taliesin!"

Squire of the Armies of Light, Diamante McCloud shouts, "Almost got it there
sobran! Those alphabet classes are really working!"

The Heartless Master Sobran, the Keeper of the Black Nest shouts, "K'ian doim, Kj' il'a'lahiy eo d'iom d'Taliesin!"

Squire of the Armies of Light, Diamante McCloud shouts, "Almost got it there Sobran! Those alphabet classes are really working!"

And then Sobran made some dodgy retort confusing kafe with breath fresheners, but we'll ignore that.

EDIT: Ninja'd because I took out the linebreaks.

I 'd Shiri!! Woo!

Kind of not so amusing when some of us can actually understand what he's saying.

Point is most can't and he knows that, that's why making a shout like that is amusing.

Crowanese

Yeah. Kind of like when an entire city is running around screaming, spooked, and haunted. *le'sigh* Oh, the joy of life.