Okay, fine, 200 pages it is.

I use to do that to Argillent alot when i was a novice.

I get it pretty much daily. Usually Nature, though. Never had hotsecks before, though.

Er... by that, of course, I mean I've never heard that tell before.

Shorlen sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Diamondais's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.

Shorlen leans on Diamondais seeking consolation.

Diamondais's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep
sleep.

Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says, "Don't lean on Dia!"

Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver Watcher says, "You pushed her over!"

"Eep!", Shorlen screams in fright.

You growl menacingly.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
You say, "Damn pit."
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
Ashteru snaps his head up suddenly.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
Thorgal hums innocently to himself.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
Ashteru tilts his head curiously.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
You give Thorgal the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
You say to Thorgal, "Now I get to spank you twice."
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
You nod your head at yourself.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
Lord Thorgal d'Irande, Stormhunter runs for his bottock's life.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith links to the nexus and wild cosmic energies
dance across his frame before he releases the connection.
3612h, 3828m, 3180e, 10p exkd-
Thorgal glances briefly eastwards and dashes off into the distance.

(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Feeling like a sardine in a can? Come to Asarnil's stress relaxation service, where we will instruct you to take off your 180 pounds of armour and your helm and charge you $3000 for the privilege."

Eww don't quote yourself...

Kharvik sounds like a hater!



I.. I swear, I didn't think anything was wrong with that until your caption. So wrong.

I will quote myself whenever I feel humorous.



See.

I felt so unattractive....

Mind outta the gutter, Mali.

Viscount Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says, "So nine days of sleeping
around until I'm tied down eh?"

Chade gives a pained sigh.

So I was peacefully sleeping and...


Marsu leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Marsu connects painfully.
You are jerked awake by the pain.

You say, "Dieee."

Marsu enthuses, "Sure!"

A single tear drops from Marsu's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself
instantly.
Marsu has been slain by misadventure.
Marsu drops a ravenwood picnic basket.
Marsu drops the corpse of a baby rat.
Marsu drops the corpse of a rat.

Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at Chade. The burl
pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his flesh.
Chade wakes up with a gasp of pain.

Chade stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Holding a warrior's iron greatsword poised at an angle overhead, Chade
unleashes a violent assault at your head. Chade cleanly strikes off your scalp,
and blinding pain and blood reverberates across your entire head.

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at Chade. The burl
pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his flesh.

Viscount Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says, "Bloody woman."

Chade turns pallid and drops to the ground.
You have slain Chade.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Chade drops a sprig of cactus weed.
A ghostly form rises from Chade's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Chade.
You bleed 254 health.

Viscount Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says, "I should have drank
health."

Llewellyn says, "Shoulda drank something."

Viscount Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says to Llewellyn, "Ah so that
was the problem."

Stangmar points his staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent
of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into your body, engulfing flesh and smashing
bone.

You say to Chade, "I love you?"

Viscount Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says to you, "Love you too."

Viscount Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says, "No hitting my future wife,
that's my job."



And a few minutes alter...


Viscount Chade d'Illici, the Thief of Thrones says, "Where is he hiding?"

Stangmar has been slain by Chade. (He wasn't in the room)

hey, that's not funny, i ran out of sanguine after he scalped me. The next time i stole some off of Hallen with dominate, healed up, returned it, then hid.

Sure it was funny. You just have no sense of humour.

Thaemorn tells you, "I have TWO enchanters working for me at the same time. This is better than sex."