Quotes

by Jalain

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Bau2005-09-24 04:21:09
Welcome to page 188!

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Bau2005-09-24 08:07:46
Keeper's Assistant Gelo, Litwix's Snugglepillow shouts, "Wanna train with us?
you look like a lap dog anyway."

You shout, "This from someone who calls himself a snugglepillow."

Gelo tells you, "*snuggle* hah! pfffff!"

You tell Keeper's Assistant Gelo, Litwix's Snugglepillow, "*eye*."

Gelo tells you, "*pokes eye*."

You tell Keeper's Assistant Gelo, Litwix's Snugglepillow, "*pecks your eyes
out*."

Gelo tells you, "Eew kinky..."

You tell Keeper's Assistant Gelo, Litwix's Snugglepillow, "Compliments of
Crow."

Gelo tells you, "Thankee. heres from White Hart *rubs his body briskly into
yours* its musk."

You tell Keeper's Assistant Gelo, Litwix's Snugglepillow, "And people wonder
why I left Stag for Crow."
Stangmar2005-09-24 13:55:51
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Gregori2005-09-24 21:10:40
(Order): You say, "Mali was I even hurting you?"
(Order): Malicia says, "Of course!"
(Order): You say, "All I saw was smudges going off and my wounds up in the 6k range."
(Order): Lisaera says, "That's why she was rolling around like a farmgirl in heat."
(Order): You say, "*laugh*."
(Order): Malicia says, "*oi."
(Order): Malicia says, "Well."
(Order): Malicia says, "Ahem."
(Order): Malicia says, "Next time, enemy me."
(Order): Malicia says, "Your spirit totem was curing me, Gregori."
(Order): Malicia says, "From the log that I see."
(Order): Lisaera says, "Are you sure that wasn't your spirit totem, Malicia?"
(Order): Malicia says, "Nope. Was his."
(Order): You say, "Oh gah! I did enemy you but missed the message saying you were allied."
(Order): Malicia says, "I didn't call one until I was against Shamarah and Steff."
(Order): Lisaera says, "Hehe."
(Order): You say, "And forogot to unally you."
(Order): Lisaera says, "Nice way to fight, Gregori."
(Order): Malicia says, "Muaha."
(Order): Lisaera says, "Heal your foes."
(Order): You say, "I was giving her a fighting chance cause she needed it!"
(Order): Malicia says, "*laugh*."
(Order): Malicia says, "Bah."

Honest... I was giving her a fair chance!
tsaephai2005-09-24 21:53:58
The Portal of Fate flashes as Retard steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

Ur'Guard Initiate Retard (Male Loboshigaru)
Kaileigh2005-09-24 21:59:40
(I knw it was posted just had to add something)
The Portal of Fate flashes as Retard steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
3338h, 5291m, 4652e, 10p, 12810en, 21570w esSilrx-
Retard is not a member of your city.

Are we sure? Because I know celest is full of them

Bakc story, I'm supposedly bothering novices, Validus is bothering me annnd action:

(Aquamancers): Joli says, "Don't make me sic geb on you."
(Aquamancers): Validus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Well, maybe I'd
like Geb on me....?"
(Aquamancers): Joli says, "...."
<>: Joli says, "Oh my god.."
(Aquamancers): Joli says, "I always knew you were funny."
(Aquamancers): You say, "I'm telling Geb."
(Aquamancers): Joli says, "So am I."
Joli tells you, "Nooo he can't do bad things to my daddy >_<."
(Aquamancers): Validus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I love being
able to take anything and turn it around..."
(Aquamancers): Arix says, "Such a useful skill."
(Aquamancers): Validus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Oh, poor
Geb...I'll have to snuggle him to add effect."
(Aquamancers): Joli says, "Yes, but now the guild thinks you swing the other
way."
(Aquamancers): Arix says, "Yes, poor Geb indeed."
(Aquamancers): Arix says, "Maybe he swings both ways."
(Aquamancers): Joli says, "You just said you wanted to molest my
father..basicly.."
(Aquamancers): Arix says, "I missed that part."
(Aquamancers): Validus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I never said
that -I- wanted to molest -him-.
(Aquamancers): Joli says, "The next one to mention Geb in a sexual way gets
disfavored."


(Aquamancers): Arix says, "This conversation isn't nearly as compelling as the
one I had with Kante and Klia about the use of bras as headgear or ranged
weapons."

Bau2005-09-24 22:13:29
(Glomdoring): Jalain says, "Oh, a bondage book. That's much better than a book dog."
Bau2005-09-24 22:31:45
War, anyone?


Ashar has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Alger has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Daevos has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Ekard has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Lazul has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Marsu has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Shinza has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Tias has been slain by the might of Kaervas d'Murani, the Earthen Ire.
Folken has been slain by the might of Kalas Ixion, Ur'Commander.
Marsu has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Ashar has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Kaileigh has been slain by the might of a sand cobra.
Gerald has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Gerald has been slain by the might of a sand cobra.
Daevos has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Kaervas has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Joli has been slain by the might of a sand cobra.
Alger has been slain by the might of Grand Duke Shamarah.
Ixion has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Ashar has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Shiro has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Ixion has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Ashar has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Tully has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Daevos has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Daevos has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Shamarah has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Munsia has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Thaemorn has been slain by the might of an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal.
Shinza has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Kalodan has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Ashar has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.
Ekard has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Ashar has been slain by the might of Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.
Alger has been slain by the might of High Crusader Sir Silimaur, Knight of the
Dawn.
Arix has been slain by the might of a sand cobra.
Amaru has died to the holy power of a shrine of Fain.
Ashteru2005-09-24 22:34:55
Ahh...soo many deaths and I am not one of them. Reliefing.

And you forgot some other funny ones...like Munsia dieing to an Archon of Light
Jack2005-09-24 22:40:03
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 24 2005, 09:59 PM)
(I knw it was posted just had to add something)
The Portal of Fate flashes as Retard steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
3338h, 5291m, 4652e, 10p, 12810en, 21570w esSilrx-
Retard is not a member of your city.

Oh, it's funny as hell. The current log for Magnagora is about ten pages long, and about eight of those are Kaervas outcitizening people with censor.gif names. Latest entry is Ixion removing Mr Retard, there.

And the War's back on? Sweeeeeet.
tsaephai2005-09-24 22:41:34
QUOTE(Jack @ Sep 24 2005, 06:40 PM)
Oh, it's funny as hell. The current log for Magnagora is about ten pages long, and about eight of those are Kaervas outcitizening people with dipshit names. Latest entry is Ixion removing Mr Retard, there.

And the War's back on? Sweeeeeet.
191747


ooh! could ya post some of the log? that'd be funny.
Unknown2005-09-24 22:41:55
Ok, that's about the first time I really feel the need to bitch. Granted we started with that worldburn-shrine trick to kill Gorgulu and we were told right after to NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Magnagora killed Raziela later the same way, so I considered it even.. and now they did it again..?
Jack2005-09-24 22:43:46
QUOTE(tsaephai @ Sep 24 2005, 10:41 PM)
ooh!  could ya post some of the log? that'd be funny.
191748


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2005/09/24 15:35:45 - Kaervas kicked out Spookymonkey.
2005/09/24 15:36:02 - Kaervas kicked out Catpants.
2005/09/24 15:36:23 - Kaervas kicked out Jaygreeny.
2005/09/24 15:37:19 - Kaervas kicked out Lustmorelad.
2005/09/24 15:37:38 - Kaervas kicked out Oblivion.
2005/09/24 15:38:08 - Kaervas kicked out Madness.
2005/09/24 15:38:19 - Kaervas kicked out Idiotproof.
2005/09/24 15:38:35 - Kaervas kicked out Gamerfreak.
2005/09/24 15:38:57 - Kaervas kicked out Opendoors.
2005/09/24 15:39:07 - Kaervas kicked out Slimyguy.
2005/09/24 15:39:37 - Kaervas kicked out Pancakething.
2005/09/24 15:39:57 - Kaervas kicked out Mythicalshoe.
2005/09/24 15:40:25 - Kaervas kicked out Chillywilly.
2005/09/24 15:40:33 - Kaervas kicked out Gummiworms.
2005/09/24 15:40:48 - Kaervas kicked out Soopermoose.
2005/09/24 15:41:09 - Kaervas kicked out Jivemasta.
2005/09/24 15:41:19 - Kaervas kicked out Pooman.
2005/09/24 15:41:28 - Kaervas kicked out Mrfunkydude.
2005/09/24 15:41:42 - Kaervas kicked out Yankeebomber.

2005/09/24 15:43:46 - Kaervas kicked out Xxarcherxx.
2005/09/24 15:44:13 - Kaervas kicked out Beetlejuice.
2005/09/24 15:44:22 - Kaervas kicked out Goldeneye.
2005/09/24 15:44:37 - Kaervas kicked out Choppermad.
2005/09/24 15:44:48 - Kaervas kicked out Navysealpup.
2005/09/24 15:44:53 - Kaervas kicked out Godruler.
2005/09/24 15:44:59 - Kaervas kicked out Stampalot.
2005/09/24 15:45:08 - Kaervas kicked out Franzviii.
2005/09/24 15:45:26 - Kaervas kicked out Bullioncube.
2005/09/24 15:45:33 - Kaervas kicked out Boomshanka.
2005/09/24 15:45:42 - Kaervas kicked out Premonition.
2005/09/24 15:46:04 - Kaervas kicked out Sarkflare.
2005/09/24 15:46:12 - Kaervas kicked out Flarefox.
2005/09/24 15:46:26 - Kaervas kicked out Manifesto.
2005/09/24 15:46:38 - Kaervas kicked out Carnage.
2005/09/24 15:46:46 - Kaervas kicked out Dethbringer.
2005/09/24 15:46:53 - Kaervas kicked out Jsmarkham.
2005/09/24 15:47:03 - Kaervas kicked out Jackalobe.
2005/09/24 15:47:28 - Kaervas kicked out Michaelqloch.

2005/09/24 15:47:33 - Kaervas kicked out Diablosin.
2005/09/24 15:47:41 - Kaervas kicked out Eternalchaos.
2005/09/24 15:47:52 - Kaervas kicked out Miquelangelo.
2005/09/24 15:48:28 - Kaervas kicked out Wontdietoday.
2005/09/24 15:48:36 - Kaervas kicked out Phantasm.
2005/09/24 15:48:43 - Kaervas kicked out Phoenixburn.
2005/09/24 15:48:50 - Kaervas kicked out Bigpappa.
2005/09/24 15:48:56 - Kaervas kicked out Kommunist.
2005/09/24 15:49:02 - Kaervas kicked out Thedominator.
2005/09/24 15:49:06 - Kaervas kicked out Philwright.
2005/09/24 15:49:45 - Kaervas kicked out Pyrokinetic.
2005/09/24 15:49:51 - Kaervas kicked out Thegamegraal.
2005/09/24 15:49:57 - Kaervas kicked out Simonsanders.
2005/09/24 15:50:04 - Kaervas kicked out Asfqdga.
2005/09/24 15:50:14 - Kaervas kicked out Thestamp.
2005/09/24 15:50:28 - Kaervas kicked out Silentwundah.
2005/09/24 16:08:20 - Kaervas kicked out Destined.
2005/09/24 16:08:25 - Kaervas kicked out Intruder.
2005/09/24 16:09:03 - Kaervas kicked out Markofwind.
Unknown2005-09-24 22:47:02
I'm sorry about quoting myself, but the timing of this was just hilarious: people really do hate kidaen's singing.

You sing, "Ooooooooooooh...."

You sing, "I'm a poor, lonesome minstrel."

You sing, "And I'm a long long way from home."

Dark clouds swarm above Magnagora, crackling with crimson lightning.

The Necromentate screams in ravenous joy as the sphere descends into the shadowy depths of the Necropolis.

The Necromentate screeches, releasing a column of black smoke that rises up over Magnagora.

The column of black smoke over Magnagora coalesces into a demonic shadow that circles lazily over the Necropolis. It flies out over Sea of Despair, trailing clouds of polluted darkness in its wake.

Flying over the Inner Sea, the demonic shadow approaches New Celest, spreading gargantuan wings that blot out the sky above.

With a screech that shatters the air, the demonic shadow plunges into the dome of light that surrounds New Celest.

The Star of Celest flares brightly and the dome of light shudders but finally repulses the shadow, throwing it back towards Magnagora where it sinks back down into the sharp spires of the Necropolis.

----

I know you dislike me, but I swear, you're overdoing it!
Bau2005-09-24 22:53:59
I've missed half the deaths, that was just the first five minutes tongue.gif
Laysus2005-09-24 23:14:55
Vhri links hands with you and the other members of the coven, forming a sacred
circle.
2749h, 4408m, 4408e, 9p ex-
Vhri's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You join Vhri in a ceremony to call down the destructive powers of the moon.
2749h, 4408m, 4408e, 9p ex-Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Gol(Amid flowering green)
Myrmidon Rakor (Altar in the center of a mausoleu)
Lyco, Dark Reaper of the Ravenwood (The resonating centre of Glomdori)
Darkened Rowen, Seeker of the Murder (Among the twilight trees)
Acolyte of the Moon, Tiran (Backwards avenue)
Augur Narses, Seeker of the Murder (Among the twilight trees)
Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos An'Ryshe, t(A disgusting rain of leaves)
Master Josun, Warden of the Fledgling Ne(Among the twilight trees)
Seeker Guide, Diamondais Riverflame (Backwards avenue)
Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae (Backwards avenue)
The High Wiccan Vixen, Vix, Fortunate Am(Backwards avenue)
Dark Seneschal, Etanru Faeshade (The resonating centre of Glomdori)
Penumbra Grantaire, Servant of Wisdom (The resonating centre of Glomdori)
Moonbeam Vhri, Lunar Lumberjack (Backwards avenue)
Mistress of the Hoard, K'inare Bau Sayel(The resonating centre of Glomdori)
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns (Amid flowering green)
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Tree(A disgusting rain of leaves)Type MORE to continue reading. (93% shown)
2749h, 4408m, 4408e, 9p ex-Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natu(Amid flowering green)
2749h, 4408m, 4408e, 9p ex-
The full moon turns a bloody red, and the atmosphere constricts in rage. A
Killing Moon has been formed.

...

Shortly after


Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Gol(Backwards avenue)
Darkened Rowen, Seeker of the Murder (Among the twilight trees)Acolyte of the Moon, Tiran (Backwards avenue)
Augur Narses, Seeker of the Murder (Among the twilight trees)
Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos An'Ryshe, t(A disgusting rain of leaves)
Master Josun, Warden of the Fledgling Ne(Among the twilight trees)
Seeker Guide, Diamondais Riverflame (Backwards avenue)
Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae (Backwards avenue)
The High Wiccan Vixen, Vix, Fortunate Am(Backwards avenue)
Penumbra Grantaire, Servant of Wisdom (The resonating centre of Glomdori)
Moonbeam Vhri, Lunar Lumberjack (Backwards avenue)
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns (Amid flowering green)
Queen of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Tree(A disgusting rain of leaves)
Mistress of Roses, Munsia D'cente`, Natu(Amid flowering green)


I see a slight reduction biggrin.gif
Kaileigh2005-09-24 23:19:20
Nerf
Jack2005-09-24 23:25:25
Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Dragon of Midnight says to Alger, "Need wood?"
Unknown2005-09-24 23:27:49
QUOTE
Tully has been slain by the might of Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning Hope.


Stupidly, I followed some people around--next thing I know I'm on Celestial Plane in the middle of a war. After I shout about it I get enemied.

Then I get 10000 to pay a fine, but I get jumped in the Wailing Woman Inn, because I can't write after shouting.

Then I curse Amaru for that. I figure I can life the curse afterwards. But I curse before.

Somedays it doesn't pay to log in. unsure.gif
Kaileigh2005-09-24 23:31:09
Yeah.. no.. you should know what you're getting into.