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by Jalain

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Ashteru2005-09-24 23:42:36
Beats everyone. biggrin.gif


Dedicant Mrfurrykin, of the Hart (Male Furrikin).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Estar, 112 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He walks with Divine Grace.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


Munsia2005-09-25 00:05:52
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 24 2005, 07:19 PM)
and those snakes weren't even Magnagoran *eye Munsia*
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wtf you think they were mine? They were algers angry.gif
Acrune2005-09-25 00:17:12
QUOTE(Phred @ Sep 24 2005, 07:27 PM)
Stupidly, I followed some people around--next thing I know I'm on Celestial Plane in the middle of a war.  After I shout about it I get enemied.
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You followed a large group of fighters and didn't figure you were going to go attack something?
Ixchilgal2005-09-25 00:20:09
QUOTE(Acrune @ Sep 24 2005, 07:17 PM)
You followed a large group of fighters and didn't figure you were going to go attack something?
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Actually, something similar happened to me not too long after the game opened. I thought we were going to defend one of our villages from a raid, and we raided Rockholm. My fault for being an idiot, but still.
Jack2005-09-25 00:21:27
QUOTE
As soon as you begin the ritual of Puella, small aches and pains vanish from
your body until you feel purified and whole.
2971h, 2177m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Your soul burns as the power of Hajamin sears it.
1013h, 2177m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Gerald takes a drink from a vial.
1013h, 2177m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
The potion heals and soothes you.
1560h, 2177m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Before the Throne of Brilliance.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A comforting feeling of
privacy pervades the area. The effulgence of Elohora, Lady of the Eternal
Light, radiates out from her incandescent body in waves of scintillating
brilliance. There are 2 celestial archangels here. An ornate twin-bladed lance
made from pure light softly spins above a round dais of celestial gold, shining
brilliantly. A taint wyrm is coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with
its corrosive stench. Archmage Gerald d'Murani is here, shrouded. He wields a
twisted staff in his left hand and an iron shield in his right.
There are no obvious exits.
1560h, 2177m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Kaervas takes a drink from a ruby vial.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Gerald eats a sparkleberry.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
You say, "DAMNIT."
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
There is no exit in that direction.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
There is no exit in that direction.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
/==============\\
| Balance Recovered |
\\==============/
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
There is no exit in that direction.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
There is no exit in that direction.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
Gerald closes his eyes, concentrating on something.
1884h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
2273h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
There is no exit in that direction.
2273h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
Your soul burns as the power of Hajamin sears it.
315h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
315h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
Kaervas takes a drink from a ruby vial.
315h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
Gerald opens his eyes.
Gerald takes a drink from a vial.
315h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
The potion heals and soothes you.
851h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p elrxk-
As soon as you begin the ritual of Puella, small aches and pains vanish from
your body until you feel purified and whole.
1507h, 2177m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Gerald eats a sparkleberry.
1701h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Before the Throne of Brilliance.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A comforting feeling of
privacy pervades the area. The effulgence of Elohora, Lady of the Eternal
Light, radiates out from her incandescent body in waves of scintillating
brilliance. There are 2 celestial archangels here. An ornate twin-bladed lance
made from pure light softly spins above a round dais of celestial gold, shining
brilliantly. A taint wyrm is coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with
its corrosive stench. Kaervas d'Murani, the Earthen Ire is here, shrouded. He
wields the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire in his left hand and a magic tome in
his right. Archmage Gerald d'Murani is here, shrouded. He wields a twisted
staff in his left hand and an iron shield in his right.
There are no obvious exits.
1701h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Kaervas takes a drink from a ruby vial.
1701h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
The air here smells incredibly fresh and pure, and your lungs breathe it in
deeply.
1701h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
Kaervas reads a scroll.
1701h, 2222m, 2594e, 10p lrxk-
With a final cry of anguish, you feel your body being incinerated from the
inside by your burning soul. Your eyes melt in their sockets, and fire spurts
from every orifice, and through the pain-induced madness, you have a final
moment of clarity to fully appreciate the onslaught of a vengeful Diety.
The corpse of a dream leech falls out of your inventory.
With a final cry of anguish, Gerald's eyes melt in his sockets, and fire spurts
from every orifice a moment before his body falls to the ground, burned beyond
recognition from the inside out.


Celest can never say anything about cheap tactics ever, ever again.

And yes, I was enemied to Hajamin just beforehand. kiss.gif

EDIT: And FIX THE FUGGING TYPO. It's DEITY, damnit. That would at least have been sweet to watch otherwise.
Kaileigh2005-09-25 00:24:32
QUOTE(Jack @ Sep 24 2005, 06:21 PM)
Celest can never say anything about cheap tactics ever, ever again.

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There's a big difference in using it for defense and using it to raid. They are there for defense.
Jack2005-09-25 00:30:44
My point stands.

Fix the fuggin' typo. sad.gif
Acrune2005-09-25 00:31:24
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ Sep 24 2005, 08:24 PM)
There's a big difference in using it for defense and using it to raid. They are there for defense.
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There's a f-ing huge difference between using it for defense and using it for offense. Oh no, I'm sitting here with a bunch of defilers and I'm getting worldburned! Whats the world coming to?????

Jack, pull your head out of... no I won't go there. banghead.gif
Shamarah2005-09-25 00:33:03
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Jack2005-09-25 00:33:13
You support spelling errors?

Bastard. I'll find you.
Faethan2005-09-25 00:39:53
Dude, you got worldburned while defiling...and you're surpised?

huh.gif
Ashteru2005-09-25 00:42:29
QUOTE(Faethan @ Sep 25 2005, 12:39 AM)
Dude, you got worldburned while defiling...and you're surpised?

huh.gif
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He's not complaining about the worldburning, sheesh...the TYPO! Oh gods, can't you see that typo? *arrrgh*
Jack2005-09-25 00:44:34
And for the record, I wasn't defiling, I was RAIDING!

RAIDING!

We only killed Japhiel!

Talk about overreacting. rolleyes.gif
Bau2005-09-25 00:50:23
Daevos has been slain by the might of Squire of the Armies of Light, Diamante
McCloud.
Mell has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Alger has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Ixion has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Kaervas has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Gerald has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Mell has died to the holy power of a shrine of .
Rakor dies in ecstacy, unable to bear the beauty of Celestia.
Daevos has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Rakor has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Marsu has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Ixion has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Marsu has been slain by the might of Squire of the Armies of Light, Diamante
McCloud.

In the space of about thirty seconds!
Unknown2005-09-25 00:53:09
We did the same with a shrine to Lord Fain, we kept them dead while we killed two supernals. I say we did good work so far tongue.gif
Jack2005-09-25 00:55:45
QUOTE(Bau @ Sep 25 2005, 12:50 AM)
Daevos has been slain by the might of Squire of the Armies of Light, Diamante
McCloud.
Mell has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Alger has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Ixion has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Kaervas has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Gerald has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Mell has died to the holy power of a shrine of .
Rakor dies in ecstacy, unable to bear the beauty of Celestia.
Daevos has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Rakor has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Marsu has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Ixion has died to the holy power of a shrine of Hajamin.
Marsu has been slain by the might of Squire of the Armies of Light, Diamante
McCloud.

In the space of about thirty seconds!
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AND EACH DEATH MESSAGE CONTAINED A TYPO.

BLARPHAGE.
Munsia2005-09-25 00:59:26
QUOTE(Guardian_Shiro @ Sep 24 2005, 08:53 PM)
We did the same with a shrine to Lord Fain, we kept them dead while we killed two supernals. I say we did good work so far tongue.gif
191797


Yours doesnt count cause it was illegal tongue.gif Magnagora is all gonna get TDF'd by the admins and Fain is gonna get 1mil essence raped from him
Jack2005-09-25 01:02:19
NOBODY is raping Fain.

... You can't rape the willing.

cool.gif
Ialie2005-09-25 01:05:02
That makes me shudder in a good wholesome kind of way.
Unknown2005-09-25 01:41:17
QUOTE(munsia @ Sep 24 2005, 08:59 PM)
Yours doesnt count cause it was illegal  tongue.gif  Magnagora is  all gonna get TDF'd by the admins and Fain is gonna get 1mil essence raped from him
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How was building a shrine of Lord Fain in Celestia, using world burn to keep them away while we kill supernals Illegal? blink.gif