Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-09-30 22:37:52
I AM scared of your demon Tsakar. quickexit.gif
Nayl2005-09-30 23:05:16
Hmm... It'd be... interesting kiss.gif
Unknown2005-09-30 23:13:09
If that really happened, whoever who was doing the possession needs to seriously get their ass kicked. glare.gif
Genos2005-09-30 23:23:01
I'm pretty sure it was improved illusions, there were third person references to Tsakar. So I doubt it was possessed.
Unknown2005-09-30 23:28:18
Ah, very well illusioned then.

They should just have a bunch of RP points deducted, then. *Nod*
Unknown2005-09-30 23:36:12
We have no clue, it wasn't Ixchilgal or me, or we'd both have been sipping mana non-stop. And Kaervas came in after it started. (Tsakar being Nihilist can't illusion). *shrug*
Unknown2005-10-01 00:02:51
It's not the FIRST time a divine has done that, you know. I remember when we had a demon that left it's owner and went to some other person's loyalty, and they started doing strange and random things.
Munsia2005-10-01 00:44:49
QUOTE(Richter @ Sep 30 2005, 03:43 PM)
I believe I made one for Ethelon, I thought me might have dropped it around there or something. I don't remember making one for Munsia, or selling on in the store.

I thought it was funny though, that Maeve is passing my goods out. smile.gif
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Thats because
1: You didnt design it
2: You didnt make it
3: Mali made this one.. marcalo made my other one.. daganev made another... people keep breaking em sad.gif
edit: wub.gif riyo
Tsakar2005-10-01 00:51:40
QUOTE(Genos @ Sep 30 2005, 04:23 PM)
I'm pretty sure it was improved illusions, there were third person references to Tsakar. So I doubt it was possessed.
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Some of it might have been illusions (particularly the says where it said to Tsakar), but not all of it, the demon *did* physically leave, and yell twice, and send that tell. And a good portion of the emotes done by the demon were my emote color which is my favorite color, which someone doing improved illusions couldn't have known what it was to illusion them as that color.

And I hardly see what the big 'oh my god that sucks' is Guido, twas all fun for all involved, even if Mell is a bit scared of my demon now
Unknown2005-10-01 01:40:05
Because from what I understand, Demons aren't petty and annoying S&M junkies, and taint wyrms... well, they shouldn't even be talking, should they?

QUOTE
A taint wyrm says to Ixchilgal, "Pfffhhh....Going to cry? You -know- you wanted
it! And you -still- want it!"

A taint wyrm smoothes his hair back nonchalantly.

Taint Monster Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Nali's Pretty says, "Because he tries to make
it sound all dirty, whenever he talks about how I ride this giant, slimy wyrm
all day."

A taint wyrm says, "No one can resist the George."

Tears fill a hideous archdemons eyes.


How very IC.
Kiarlea2005-10-01 01:46:29
You say, "The entire guild thinks there's something going on, but really, what
can happen between a not-quite-two-feet-tall faeling and an igasho over nine
feet?"

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

Volucer blinks incredulously at you.

You say to Volucer, "My guild is full of silly people."

You nod your head at yourself.

Nucoras chuckles long and heartily.

Volucer says, "An igasssho and a faeling..."

Volucer ponders the situation.

Nucoras gives Volucer the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Volucer, "I believe you are
already returning to your quirky self."

Volucer bobs his head slowly, before tilting it to one side. "Little flying
monkiesss..."
Ethelon2005-10-01 02:02:25
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Sep 30 2005, 04:10 AM)
See, usually when you beg for things, you get money, or cruddy items that decay in a day or two, like empty vials with 0 months left, plain grey tunics/trousers, etc. Well, this item struck me as very, very odd. Especially since I was just about to go buy one of these when I finished influencing biggrin.gif
2742h, 4128m, 4009e, 10p, 18675w ex-
You thrust your hand out to Queen Maeve of the Fae and beg shamelessly.
Queen Maeve of the Fae sighs dramatically and searches her pockets, looking for
something to give you.
She gives a tower shield of twilight blue steel to you.
2742h, 4128m, 3890e, 10p, 18670w x-blink

You blink.
2742h, 4128m, 3890e, 10p, 18676w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2742h, 4128m, 3890e, 10p, 18676w ex-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2742h, 4128m, 3890e, 10p, 18676w ex-ooh

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."
2742h, 4128m, 3890e, 10p, 18676w ex-p shield

Dark blue enamel covers the majority of this spectacular steel shield,
the edges of which remain visible and polished to a mirror-like shine.
Carved into the centre of the shield is an amazing rendition of two
roses, stems crossing in the centre to form a perfect 'x'. Sparkling
rubies have been inlaid into the shield, forming the petals of the red
rose with sparkling, white opal petals scattered beneath it. The white
rose is set with the same brilliant opals, a delicate scattering of
fiery rubies spread beneath the bloom.
It has 46 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 300 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Archon Richter Carthan.
2742h, 4128m, 3890e, 10p, 18676w ex-wp shield

It offers the following defences:
Physical cutting:        33
Physical blunt:          41
Armour Status:          135
It is bathed in silvery moonlight.
A tower shield of twilight blue steel has no poisons or magical effects on it.
Anyone lose it while raiding, or did She just stop by Deepnight one day and decide it looked pretty and had Her leprechauns steal it? biggrin.gif
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That's my shield. I had though it decayed...
Sobran2005-10-01 03:14:08
Tarion tells you, "He decided and I quote "I gotta gets the @#$! outta this
place, fo'"
Shiri2005-10-01 04:14:16
Shiri says:
What d'you think of my dogs?
Sylphas Talnara says:
cute
Shiri says:
^___^
Sylphas Talnara says:
are you sure they're called dogs there, and not like, wombats or some weird english censor.gif?

roflmao.gif Not really sure what the hell he's on about, but he's okay. (I think he's bitter about me wtfpwning him with a picture of a digestive biscuit packet saying BISCUIT on it)
Sylphas2005-10-01 04:15:30
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Kaileigh2005-10-01 04:35:09
Luxis l'Espoir says, "I'm easier."

Luxis coughs softly.

Luxis l'Espoir says, "Erm... that didn't sound right."

Luxis l'Espoir says, "I didn't mean it like that!"

More amusing cause he was talking to himself.
Munsia2005-10-01 04:41:52
If only I wasnt restricted from posting qoutes from the House of Aurendil wub.gif
Unknown2005-10-01 06:56:24
Steffan tells you, "Message #3 Sent by: (system) 0/01 06:06 "Your rolepoints
have been altered -5 points for Steffan says to a shadowy garshade, "NERF
PLX.""."

On AIM:
Iraen: well of course
Iraen: I thought the proper syntax was NERF PLS KTHX
Unknown2005-10-01 07:00:26
I say stupid things all the time, Kaileigh. I wish I'd saved that conversation we had when you missed the e in get and said gold over GT. halo.gif

I couldn't finish reading Tsakar's log but... when Mell mentioned giving people Demonology 101, I remembered that that was the name of a webcomic I used to read, but that had kinda died last I knew.... Maybe I should look it up again... mellow.gif
Sobran2005-10-01 07:08:20
Heh. I got called the King of Mistells the other day. My all time favorite was:

(XXXX name left out for reasons) Sobran says, "Bite my round gay arse."

I was talking to someone else on a whole nother clan all together. I don't even know how I got on that clan.

Viravain, though. She was cool about it and cracked a joke.

Viravain rocks my gay world. wub.gif