Lord Eldanien Silmet, Arbiter of Japhiel says, "Wow. Propose with a vibrating length of wood?"

(from the first time I got booted from mag)

Karrah tells you, "Brona is like a hotdog,"
You tell Karrah, "A total weenie?"
You tell Karrah, "Floppy, undercooked and totally ineffectual?"
You tell Karrah, "And Valek likes his buns?"
Karrah tells you, "I was about to explain the rest but now you've made me forget. Damn you."


(in the artifact shop with Helios)

Helios says, "So, man, are you gonna eat that?"
You say, "I eat anything that smells like fish."
Helios says, "You sure about that?"
You say, "Not including Munsia."

The soul of Falasin says, "Ouch that hurt."

The soul of Falasin says, "Crotamine sucks."

The soul of Falasin says, "This pisses me off."

The soul of Falasin says, "You know, some times I think you killing me while testing skills is intentional."

The soul of Falasin says, "I am now your official whipping boy."

Then about a half hour later I yelled at Helios for killing him while testing something else.

Lord Raezon says, "I don't know."

-Message #34 Sent by: Imadis
1/8/4:15 "If you dont stop lusting me Ill have to assume you want to me send you sexually explicit poetry"

...*snub Guido very fast*

(Magnagora): Chade says, "My new title is too effeminate.."
(Magnagora): Chade says, "I'm going to have more people than usual assuming I'm a woman."
(Magnagora): Val says, "Wait.. Your not a woman?"
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Sorry, but no."
(Magnagora): Fain says, "Could have fooled Me."

(Magnagora): says, "What cures vestiphobia?"
(Magnagora): Raezon says, "Shopping."

And that's why Jack is a religious man.

(Edited / Shortened)

Some info about the honours quests in the newbie areas:

You say, "And from area 2, you have to go back to area 1 to do a part of the
quest, then redo the quest that lets you get from 1 to 2."
You say, "And stuff like that."
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Chasmodai in disgust.
Seeker of the Moon, Chasmodai says, "Fun."
Chasmodai tells you, "Heh heh i tried fun as a command and recieved the
response "Come now, you don't really mean that."

Darn typos.

748h, 760m, 1132e, 10p ex-wield wickle
You have no wickle.

Terentia is blown, flailing, out of the tree.

...what the heck were you TRYING to wield? You don't even have a sickle!

Love that one, Aris.

Shh... I don't have a sickle, but someone else does.

Adrak, Keeper of the Megalith, rubs his nipples suggestively at Marpessa.

The Megalith of Doom rumbles, "I LOVE YOU VEONIRA."

Adrak, Keeper of the Megalith, says, "I'm not into women."

Adrak, Keeper of the Megalith, says, "Although you're manly enough for me Marpessa."

(Someone) says, "Dear Gods, and THAT'S who we send our Novices to learn from?"

(Someone) says, "I wonder if we could drop him off in Serenwilde or New Celest, let their Novices get some action from this guy."


Illusions except for the (Someone) part, and it's not exact, I'm going off memory.

I used (Someone) cause I can't remember who it was.

Serenwilde of New Celest. How shockingly intelligent.

Hey, I think I said the thing about sending our novices to Ardrak . Rapist, anyone? God, I should have saved some of the logs from that. The person doing the illusions is hilarious. My favorite thing is..

The Megalith of Doom rumbles, "..."

Meh, I can't remember, cept that Ravin, Veonira, Stangmar and I were there.

And that Serenwilde thing was a typo Etanru, you smart arse .

Albion, First of the Crones says, "Mobpossess 54088."

Or something to that effect. Really spoilt the mood, but so funny. (This was ages ago, by the way. I only just remembered it is all.)

My quote from Raezon was a joke by the way... I don't know if he's actually ever said that.

You raise your hand in greeting to Bobbins and say "Hi!"
"Oops!" Bobbins exclaims with a bashful expression.
Bobbins disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

First time i've seen a guide out and about and they didn't even say hi

I wandered in on either Spindle or Skein at the Portal of Fate. All I got was an 'oops' and a teleport as well

(Magnagora): Brona says, "Llexyn, hush your cowardly babbling."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "You say from within your office as always."
(Magnagora): You say, "Then I'll say it infront of you, Arilyon. Llexyn, stop your idiotic babbling."
Apprentice Marpessa Gladheon says to you, "Shut it."
You say to Marpessa, "Go impale yourself on a tree."