O_O!? I never made the connection!! I thought he was just making it up!

Moralis tells you, "First of all no such ting as ELVEN joo means elfen secondly
joo know ahs well as ah do dat ah ahm dah most irregular and un coerceable
being on dish realm. After dat ah wants to point out to joo dat joo ish wasting
resources becacuse dah gloriana geeves joo nuthing and joo are ushing tings to
try and keep eet tainted."

...Come again?

Translated from Hypello:
First of all, there's no such thing as Elven, you mean Elfen. Secondly, you know as well as I do that I'm the most irregular and stubborn being in Lusternia. Thirdly, I want to point out that you're wasting resources - Gloriana gives you nothing, and you're using things to try and keep it tainted.

On the assumption that you ACTUALLY can't read that. 'cause some can't.

EDIT: I swear Moralis is some Magnagoran's attempt at having a laugh and being a pain to the Serenwilde. Now he's going on about how we "shouldn't be mean" to people trying to raise Crow.

May I say, ShiriBot, I am more northern than you and I know what a strumpet is.

I don't think it's anything to do with being a Northerner or a Southerner, Laysus and I just make up excuses for annoying each other about that one.

Yeah damn dirty southern fairies

Shiri-Laysus-Manjanaia banter is rather off-topic and spammy, so please create a thread for it if you truly need to.

Yeah sorry about that, although we really shouldn't as technically that's just one big personal attack.

*fighting 2 abhorrences*
*another one walks in*
Vix says, "Run!"
You say, "We can take three."
Laysus dies
Vitae spam
You say, "No we can't."

Fain says, "This faeling is dumber than most rockeaters."

The splitting headache subsides and your ability to heal returns.
2622h, 2384m, 0e, 0p, 12010en, 12820w ex-

Me thinks: Yay, can heal again!

You concentrate on deeply healing your right arm, which throbs with a rich
inner heat.
You gasp as a headache cleaves into your skull like an axe.
You've burned out your healing ability.

Hahah, that was genius, Summer.

Someone forgot to regain ego!

What happens when you get bored on Astral:

5300h, 5446m, 4906e, 10p, 26250en, 25717w exd- --/16:22:39.546/ teleport me

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
yourself.
5409h, 5283m, 4906e, 10p, 26250en, 25717w xd- --/16:22:40.093/
Bleeding wounds open up on your body, as your soul surges with holy power.
5329h, 5470m, 4906e, 10p, 26250en, 25723w xd- --/16:22:43.093/
You bleed 5 health.
5324h, 5470m, 4906e, 10p, 26250en, 25723w xd- --/16:22:43.515/
You have recovered equilibrium.
5324h, 5470m, 4906e, 10p, 26250en, 25723w exd- --/16:22:44.531/
You teleport along the aether strands to Aesyra.
The Antechamber of Injustice.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A rainbow halo surrounds a
crystalline power node that pushes up from the ground here. A noble pegasus
stamps one reflective hoof, his gossamer wings flipping impatiently.
You see exits leading east and south.
5324h, 5470m, 4906e, 10p, 26250en, 25729w exd- --/16:22:48.109/

*nstat*
*blahblahblah*
Serenwilde Read 982/983 articles.

*readnews Serenwilde 983*
Date: 3/29/05 at 23:45
From: Unknowing Master, Laysus D'Eternae
*blahblahblah*

(Serenwilde): Laysus says, "New post."

You tell Unknowing Master, Laysus D'Eternae, "..."
Laysus tells you, "???"
You tell Unknowing Master, Laysus D'Eternae, "Dude, I read that like 3 seconds after you posted it. I'm even ninja'ing in-game posts now."

-EDIT-

For the protection of the innocent, this has been removed.

But for those who did not read this: I have been violated

-/EDIT-

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