Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-10-02 19:28:26
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Soll2005-10-02 19:31:00
KILL HER! Pff. Dun matter. I got big ol' number 4k.
Xenthos2005-10-02 19:31:52
Woo, our thread is SAVED! Long live the quotes!
Soll2005-10-02 19:35:45
Until page 300. *gulp*
Nayl2005-10-02 19:38:02
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Thorgal d'Irande, Storm Wraith flaps his enormous wings lazily.
Kaervas passes his hands over his face and changes from a fiendish viscanti to
a feathered trill titan before your eyes.
Thorgal d'Irande, Storm Wraith batters Kaervas over the head with his right
wing.
Ayu snickers softly to herself.
You smirk.
Kaervas d'Murani, the Crimson Wraith pokes Thorgal in the eye with his
illusionary left wing.
Thorgal winces in pain.
Nayl cuffs both Thorgal and Kaervas upside the head.
Thorgal d'Irande, Storm Wraith batters Kaervas over the head with his right
wing, making his head ring, and it went, ping.
Ayu congratulates you with some wild clapping.
You strike a pose.
You say to Ayu, "Normally, people have to pay for service like that."
You say to Ayu, "But you get one free."
Kaervas d'Murani, the Crimson Wraith stretches his arms out wide and prepares
to clap his hands.
Ashteru puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says to you, "You can have her for 20
credits."
You smirk.
Acolyte Ayu d'Illici whines as the only thing she can use to batter people over
the head with is her massive arm.
You say to Ashteru, "By the by, your mother still owes me one-fifty."
You wink conspiratorially at Ashteru.
Thorgal sniggers evilly.
Ashteru hums innocently to himself.
You swing your arm up and high-five Thorgal enthusiastically.
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "Bad Mother."
Ayu smirks.
You say, "Mmm."
You say, "Your Father still owes..."
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
You say, "Your Mother, I think the deal was."
You say, "Oh, and firstborn."
Thorgal d'Irande, Storm Wraith says, "Two-fifty wasn't it?"
You shrug helplessly.
Thorgal d'Irande, Storm Wraith says, "He wanted something special."
You say to Thorgal, "That's because Chade watched."
Acolyte Ayu d'Illici says, "No, I think it was four."
Thorgal nods his head in agreement.
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "Firstborn, hm?"
Ashteru gulps nervously.
Thorgal suddenly inhales deeply.
Thorgal exhales loudly.
Ayu squeaks in fright.
Ayu coughs softly.
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "I heard that...Ayu really is
mothers firstborn."
Ashteru shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
Ayu gags and sputters.
Ayu collapses in a heap on the floor, unable to bear the pain any longer.
Ashteru urges Ayu onwards.
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "You can have her!"

You have been slain by Kaervas.

Kaervas d'Murani, the Crimson Wraith says, "Bah."
Ayu's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
"Pah" Thorgal says with disgust.
Kaervas d'Murani, the Crimson Wraith says, "First illusion never went through."
Ashteru snickers softly to himself.
Kaervas stares at Thorgal with a burning intensity.
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "As if you could kill me."
Ashteru rolls his eyes.
Ayu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."
Ashteru sniggers evilly.
You smirk.
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "Only joking!"
Ashteru mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
hovering before him.
You say to Ashteru, "Want me to try?"
Kaervas d'Murani, the Crimson Wraith says, "Let's try."
Acolyte Ayu d'Illici runs away.
You swing your arm up and high-five Kaervas enthusiastically.
Ayu leaves to the east.
Kaervas d'Murani, the Crimson Wraith says, "Thunderclap is rather useful when
it actually hits."
Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "Don't kill me?"
"Erk!" Ashteru says with a grimace.
Kaervas passes his hands over his face and changes from a feathered trill to a
fiendish master viscanti titan before your eyes.
Kaervas waves his arms before himself and suddenly his body becomes blurry and
out of focus.

Acolyte Ayu d'Illici shouts, "If anyone sees Ashteru, please notify him that
his mother still owes him for last night."
Ashteru blinks.

Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "...am I allowed to kill my
daughter?"
Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "That's quite an insult, young one. Ashteru
would hardly find that amusing!"

Then there was a deathsight of Ashteru killing Ayu.
Unknown2005-10-02 19:55:02
Long live the quotes thread!!
Soll2005-10-02 20:14:26
QUOTE
You say, "Big, juicy, meaty black ones."

You lick your lips.


dots.gif Prize to anyone who works out what I was really talking 'bout. tongue.gif
Ashteru2005-10-02 20:21:59
QUOTE(Soll @ Oct 2 2005, 08:14 PM)
Prize to anyone who works out what I was really talking 'bout.
197608


Steaks?
Soll2005-10-02 20:24:42
Nope! Next?
Jack2005-10-02 21:15:37
Penis?
Soll2005-10-02 21:16:56
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Kaileigh2005-10-02 23:54:19
Keldoran tells you, "*sniffle*."

Keldoran tells you, "I wanna do some of them! *panic*."
Kaileigh2005-10-03 00:45:23
New one!

(Spouts): Psypher says, "Welcome to the Paladins Sendo, please read GHELP PAGES
and CHELP HUNTING, any questions, please ask them here using GNT question>."

Darn those paladins infiltrating the aquamancers. this is a 30 minute old novice by the way
Shamarah2005-10-03 00:47:44
Gerald tells you, "Oh, have you heard about Marsu going insane yet?"

You tell Archmage Gerald d'Murani, "Yes."

Gerald tells you, "Yeah. Wasn't pretty. Not sure why he did that."

You tell Archmage Gerald d'Murani, "Well, not in so many words, but he asked me
to let him teleport to me so he could kill Lyco."

Gerald tells you, "Haha."

You tell Archmage Gerald d'Murani, "I let him. Always happy to see my enemies
kill my enemies."

Gerald tells you, "Hehehe."

You tell Archmage Gerald d'Murani, "Anyway, take care... well, no, actually,
fall off a cliff and break your back."

Gerald tells you, "<3 you too."
Malicia2005-10-03 00:56:23
QUOTE(Shamarah)
You tell Archmage Gerald d'Murani, "Anyway, take care... well, no, actually,
fall off a cliff and break your back."


Shamarah's a meanie. laugh.gif

Damn Gloms driving poor Marsu crazy. sad.gif Well, not crazy. I think he's had a revelation.
Shamarah2005-10-03 00:58:52
wink.gif I started to say "take care" because that's what I usually say when I'm leaving, but then realized it wouldn't quite be appropriate ICly to say that to Gerald...
Unknown2005-10-03 01:41:51
I demesne summoned Shampoo as he was about to leave. I said. "Not so fast!"

Almost killed him too. He snorted away. =/
Shiri2005-10-03 01:45:01
Fine.

Page 210.

Sods. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-10-03 01:57:00
No. Never.
Shiri2005-10-03 02:02:39
Too much lag for that! Compromise?