Quotes

by Jalain

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Xenthos2005-10-03 02:03:57
Compromise: 1000 pages?
Shiri2005-10-03 02:13:25
Next!
Vix2005-10-03 02:18:26
One more page past the latest page then? halo.gif
Sylphas2005-10-03 02:23:50
I still have no clue how this is lagging anyone. It makes no sense.
Shiri2005-10-03 02:26:07
QUOTE(Sylphas @ Oct 3 2005, 03:23 AM)
I still have no clue how this is lagging anyone.  It makes no sense.
197734



Someone posted about why they cut off threads at 100 pages on the Imperian forums...it had the word database in it, but I don't remember that well. sad.gif
Unknown2005-10-03 02:30:04
It loads instantly for me. huh.gif
Sylphas2005-10-03 02:59:15
Worst case scenario, you have to traverse the records looking for the end of the thread, I'd think. Even with 10,000 posts, it shouldn't lag even a low end modern computer, to simply find the end and grab the last so many posts. -shrug-

Anymore, more quotes, less threats to close Quotes.
Vix2005-10-03 03:33:40
I found this rather cute.

(Newbie): Zarkhon says, "I just found a store that sells doors, what can i use doors for?"
Unknown2005-10-03 04:34:58
Message #3697 Sent by: (system)
10/02 21:19 "You have been appointed to the position of Annoying sisters of the
The Kalas Legacy."


roflmao.gif Love you Ixion! laugh.gif
Unknown2005-10-03 04:37:13
Yeah.

Heya's sis halo.gif
Unknown2005-10-03 04:53:31
QUOTE(BranwynSunfire @ Oct 3 2005, 05:37 AM)
Yeah.

Heya's sis halo.gif
197794



Congratz again! You successfully cornered him, I never manage.. and I'm his sister sad.gif

drinkbuds.gif
Unknown2005-10-03 04:55:31
Yeah, that's probably why. You're his sister.

I'm his wub.gif cheer.gif
Tsuki2005-10-03 06:27:55

(Serenwilde): Laneth (from the Glade of Champions) says, "Prepare to die,
Laneth, muhahaha! Oh wait that's me."
Munsia2005-10-03 06:32:07
QUOTE(BranwynSunfire @ Oct 3 2005, 12:55 AM)
Yeah, that's probably why. You're his sister.

I'm his wub.gif cheer.gif
197800


Wont last more then 3 years glare.gif I'm good with guessing this stuff.. Ask yrael and gwynevere... AND MALICIA!
Sylphas2005-10-03 06:55:05
(Moondust): Shorlen says, "Do you need any aid or questions answered, Duir
or.... SYLPHAS?!"

News travels slower than I had thought, apparently. -grin-
Eyod2005-10-03 06:56:51
he'll need some time to recover.
Shorlen2005-10-03 08:45:38
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says to you, "And a scribe
to follow me and take down my stories."

Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says to you, "Make sure he's
attractive."

Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says to you, "With very
little clothing."

biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-10-03 09:31:34
QUOTE(Tsuki @ Oct 3 2005, 04:27 PM)
(Serenwilde): Laneth (from the Glade of Champions) says, "Prepare to die,
Laneth, muhahaha! Oh wait that's me."
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Laneth is a preemptive drunk.
Unknown2005-10-03 12:24:00
This is just funny. I'm seducing pretty much everything in Delport, and I notice quite a few of the male denizens, named and un-named alike are falling in love with me, and some of the women just want to be friends. laugh.gif

QUOTE
Delport Tanner.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The fossilized
remains of Vesar are here. Jacques Lelouch is here, stretching a skin onto a
rack.
You see a single exit leading west (open door).
3420h, 5580m, 5040e, 10p, 13146en, 22150w esSix-

Handsome and youthful, Jacques Lelouch has large brown eyes that peer out
beneath thick, long lashes. His dark hair is wavy and frames his square jaw and
high forward like a small mane. Though he keeps his facial hair shaved, a
coarse, almost blue-black shadow indicates his beard and mustache. He wears a
white leather shirt, open at the neck revealing dark curly chest hair. Though
his profession is that of a tanner, he keeps himself remarkably clean of the
usual stains or mess that comes with the job.
Jacques Lelouch seems strong and confident.
3420h, 5580m, 5040e, 10p, 13146en, 22150w esSix-

Jacques Lelouch enjoys an extremely sensuous disposition. He is in love.
3420h, 5580m, 5040e, 10p, 13150en, 22150w sSix-

You have recovered equilibrium.
3420h, 5580m, 5040e, 10p, 13150en, 22150w esSix-

You sidle up to Jacques Lelouch and stroke the muscles on his arms, fluttering
your eyelashes coyly.
Jacques Lelouch doesn't even seem to notice your actions, as he is lost
daydreaming a future living with you.

He is a noble imperial merian and has a tall, slender figure, well-defined and
lissome in build. Black hair cascades over his shoulders, hanging to the middle
of his back, the occasional breeze revealing hidden gills. He has a soft, blue
tinged complexion and flawlessly pale skin. Golden, almond shaped eyes pierce
through his angular, and somewhat roguish face. A slight smile reveals his
ivory-white teeth, yet there is a hint of melancholy in his expression. He is
wearing a friendship ring of pure jade, an onyx teardrop earring through his
left ear, an aquatic ring, a golden dragon bracelet, an onyx teardrop earring
through his right ear, a beaded bracelet of midnight black onyx, a silver
pentacle necklace, a shining silver scabbard, a platinum crown of thorns, a
broad gold ring with a large cut emerald, and a darkly iridescent chaos robe.


I wonder if I can marry Jacques. ninja.gif

Oh, and it's creepy because the rascals tend to slap me on the ass for some reason. And the farmers eye me like a chunk of meat.
Rauros2005-10-03 13:11:35
It's Delport, what did you expect?