Quotes

by Jalain

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Shorlen2005-10-03 14:02:10
The Portal of Fate flashes as Roleplaying steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.

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Richter2005-10-03 14:09:41
QUOTE
Acolyte Ayu d'Illici shouts, "If anyone sees Ashteru, please notify him that his mother still owes him for last night."

Archon Richter Carthan shouts, "That's quite an insult, young one. Ashteru would hardly find that amusing!"


Yeah, but see, no one got what I was actually insinuating. I just got a bunch of tells trying to explain what was actually going on. No one has a (dirty) sense of humor anymore!
Nayl2005-10-03 15:59:57
Nah, I gotcha, it was lame but.
Unknown2005-10-03 19:05:03
(Celest): Myndaen says, "Ack. Amaru called me Sweety!"

(Celest): Hajamin says, "Run and hide."

(Celestines): Leilani says, "Hehe."

(Celest): Amaru says, "For clarification."

(Celest): Amaru says, "I did not.
Shamarah2005-10-03 21:46:47
(The Ethereal Star Alliance): You say, "How do I get to the next level of the
Catacombs?"

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Pull all of the chains correctly.."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Is
what my brother tells me."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): You say, "I see no chains."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): You say, "I'm on the very first level, with the
seal."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Amaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You
obviously haven't found the latrines yet."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Amaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sit
on one and pull the chain."

(The Ethereal Star Alliance): Amaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And
you get sucked down."
Malicia2005-10-03 23:05:57
wub.gif Amaru


And in other news.. (in regards to Viravain)

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(House Aurendil): You say, "Does she have any shrines?"

(House Aurendil): Marsu says, "She does."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Where?"

(House Aurendil): Marsu says, "She'd probably activate worldburn herself
though."


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Unknown2005-10-04 01:14:24
QUOTE(Ixchilgal @ Sep 30 2005, 05:10 AM)
Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
You tumble off of a sensual queen-sized bed.
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What the hell, you can't sleep on a bed? I can understand falling off of barstools... But not a bed.
Bau2005-10-04 06:12:02
(Market): Emmy says, "Selling arnica, chervil, yarrow and marjoram, 10 gold
per. no glomdoring enemies please."

(Market): Raezon says, "Selling Emmy's soul."
Bau2005-10-04 06:16:02
The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Anyone else want to comment on how something
"can't" happen, Hajamin is apparently a bit frisky."
Joli2005-10-04 06:29:50
Must resist not responding to that.
Ashteru2005-10-04 10:26:12
2918h, 3753m, 3074e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w esSxp---/12:24:14.640/
Tenqual tells you, "See, i can prove it as well."
2918h, 3753m, 3074e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w esSxp---/12:24:19.906/
(House of Shadows): Tenqual (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Who here
trusts me?"
2918h, 3753m, 3074e, 10p, 13490en, 19265w esSxp---/12:24:35.890/
Tenqual tells you, "See the silence means they trust me too much to answer."
Tsuki2005-10-04 12:06:57
(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Well, there was no fatal problems this time."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "But Elryn's in an 'unknown' place in the Glade
now."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Elryn, stop hogging the arena."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "You broke Elryn, the fates are going to cry now."

-es glade

Current event: Free Combat
Player Health/Mana Location
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Elryn 2955/2955H 4480/4480M (unknown)

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Or dance."

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Try to start an event and then stop it? Or
something?"

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "You could stop the one going on now."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "I'll reset it, hang on."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "I reset it.."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Where's Elryn?"

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Dammit, we lost him."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "You lost Elryn!"

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "...uhoh."

(Serenwilde): Diamondais says, "Uh.."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Try to resurgem?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "You lost the Hierophant?"

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "What did you DO to him?"

(Serenwilde): Suzari says, "Couldn't he just have left the realm for now?"

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "What were you two doing in the arena?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "No, he's around ... somewhere."

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Can't be, I can't send broadcasted tells to him."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "I found him... sort of."

(Serenwilde): Diamondais says, "Sorta?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Remember how he managed to get trapped in the
dreamworld before?"

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Parts of him?"

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "He's dreambody is hanging around the Glade..."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Is his soul inhabiting it?"

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Aye."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "We had a chat."

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Is he going to kill you?"

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "But the body's not anywhere."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Not if I leave hiim in dreamform."
Shorlen2005-10-04 12:10:26
Experiments by Elryn and Thaemorn gone awry once more:

Elryn has been slain in the Glade of Champions by Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns.

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EDIT: Ninjaed by Tsuki *sob* so I deleted all this
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(Serenwilde): Thaemorn (from the Glade of Champions) says, "Alright. His body
ISN'T in the arena."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn (from the Glade of Champions) says, "So really, Elryn's
just a sentient dream now."
Shiri2005-10-04 12:13:01
After Thaemorn and I go into the arena to try and retrieve the hopeless faeling, and Tsu resets the arena to get us out:

Tsuki tells you, "Just think, I could've lost you too ... Seneschal gone,
Hierophant gone ... just Terenas and me to run the Seren, and I could've
encouraged Dumihru to distract him *daydream*."
You tell High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard, "Hee."
You tell High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard, "Good luck with all the work, dear!"
Tsuki tells you, "Well, no such luck ... you're still around *pout*."-
Tsuki tells you, "The revolution did not go well."
You tell High Priestess Tsuki Mes'ard, "I feel so loved."
Shamarah2005-10-04 12:48:19
Yay indecision...

2005/10/04 00:58:31 - Vesar has changed the name for Methrenton's Circuit to
D'varsha's Circuit.
2005/10/04 00:59:51 - Vesar has changed the name for D'varsha's Circuit to
D'varsha's Dream.
2005/10/04 00:59:58 - Vesar has changed the name for D'varsha's Dream to
D'varsha's Hope.
2005/10/04 01:00:21 - Vesar has changed the name for D'varsha's Hope to
D'varsha's Dream.
2005/10/04 01:01:40 - Vesar has changed the name for D'varsha's Dream to
D'varsha's Circuit.
2005/10/04 01:02:41 - Vesar has changed the alias for D'varsha's Circuit to DC.
Shiri2005-10-04 12:52:12
What happened to D'varsha's Trial? That's what we had yesterday!
Shamarah2005-10-04 13:05:43
Everyone agreed that it sounded stupid.
Shiri2005-10-04 13:13:30
...

losewings.gif I thought it was nice. (No, I didn't make the name, Vesar did. >_>)
Shamarah2005-10-04 13:28:46
tongue.gif Poor Shiri.
Jack2005-10-04 14:38:32
Why not just call it "GWALTF"? Acronym stands for "Guys Who Are Learning To Fight".

It's awesome.

Change it.