Quotes

by Jalain

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Acrune2005-10-04 14:44:35
Because some of the people are there to teach, so it wouldn't be completely true tongue.gif
Rauros2005-10-04 14:58:45
Pool of Stars.
offer manifestation
That is not a suitable thing to offer to a God.

ii
You are wielding a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge in your left
hand.
You are holding:
a soot-blackened tinderbox, a personal journal, 8 beryl vials, 6 bloodstone
vials, a bloody looking needle, 7 garnet vials, 8 opal vials, 4 pearl vials, 3
moonstone vials, 2 turquoise vials, 6 amethyst vials, 6 jade vials, an onyx
vial, 2 sapphire vials, a deck of Tarot cards, 3 simple oaken pipes, 9 corpses
of a dream leech, a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
You are wearing:
a pocketbelt, a darkly iridescent chaos robe, a golden dragon ring, 2 canvas
backpacks, an armband of grinning skulls, an onyx and bloodstone necklace, 2
glittering bracelets, a lunar crown.
You have 39 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 81 items and are carrying no gold.

give manifestation to aesyra
You give a Manifestation of the Dreaming to Kalas Aesyra.

shrug
You shrug helplessly.
Aesyra scratches her head in confusion.
Kalas Aesyra says, "Strange."
Aesyra gives a Manifestation of the Dreaming to you.
Kalas Aesyra says, "Sounds like a misweave to me."

say yeah probably
You say, "Yeah probably."

probe manifestation
Though it cannot be seen, there is definitely something here that prickles the
hair and makes one pause. It is only upon close examination that an indistinct
shape can be discerned sparkling in the air, barely discernable yet thrumming
with power. Standing next to it, images of countless hopes, dreams and
nightmares flicker across landscape of the mind's eye.
A Manifestation of the Dreaming almost glows with nearly god-like power.
He weighs about 125 pounds.
You see nothing in it.

gts heres a scary thought
<>: You say, "Heres a scary thought."

gts Why isn't it a "corpse of a manifestation of dreaming"?
<>: You say, "Why isn't it a "corpse of manifestation of the dreaming"?"

gts I think its alive
<>: You say, "I think its alive."
Aesyra tells you, "Come to the pool."

follow aesyra
You begin to follow Aesyra.
You follow Kalas Aesyra up to on the upper deck of the Pool of Stars.
You follow Kalas Aesyra north to the Tabernacle of Elohora.
Kalas Aesyra says, "Drop it."

drop manifestation
You drop a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
Aesyra raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a Manifestation of the
Dreaming, dissolving his flesh.
Aesyra has scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit.
"Eep!", Aesyra screams in fright.
You suddenly scoop up a Manifestation of the Dreaming.

say Um, ok, I just scooped it again
You say, "Um, ok, I just scooped it again."

chant acquisitio off
You allow the charm of Acquisitio to leave you and are no longer gripped by an
unnatural need to accumulate things.

{So I've been walking around Celest for the past hour holding a Manifestation?}

king2.gif muhahaha.gif
Kaileigh2005-10-04 16:37:43
Nibblet, Child of Light is here.
Nymerya2005-10-04 17:48:11
Nokraenom says, "Well, I'll have to hide the bodyparts of the vagrant whores I brutally tortured and disembowled last night if we use my office, so Inominate somewhere else."
Munsia2005-10-04 17:55:39
Ya rauros.. we found this manifestation on water and Diamante was trying to kill it but I kept scooping it like.. 50 times. I had a pet Manifestation
Nokraenom2005-10-04 18:00:58
QUOTE(Nymerya @ Oct 4 2005, 11:48 AM)
Nokraenom says, "Well, I'll have to hide the bodyparts of the vagrant whores I brutally tortured and disembowled last night if we use my office, so I nominate somewhere else."
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Lies! I never said that!! fear.gif

This is what I really said...

QUOTE(Nymerya @ Oct 4 2005, 11:48 AM)
Nokraenom says, "I like mentoring disadvantaged, abused, and neglected children! It really helps me feel good to know that the Nihilistic Society for the Impoverished is making a positive change in our communities!"
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Unknown2005-10-04 18:55:34
When Ceres quits and does something wrong, leaving her body behind with acquisitio... people get angry. I dominated her to turn acquisitio off, but that's not enough, is it?

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Protected begins to wield the corpse of a young rat in his left hand.

The corpse of a young rat rises up into the air and shoots into the mouth of
Ceres, forcing its way down her throat.
Psionic activity crackles in the air on the id channel of Protected.


Edit2: Okay, so... I decided to put it back. Just... with less incriminating evidence. ninja.gif
Rauros2005-10-04 20:40:40
QUOTE
Edit2: Okay, so... I decided to put it back. Just... with less incriminating evidence.


oooo, I know who it was!!!

We were having so much fun with Ceres. I don't feel bad about it because she was AfK for the past 2 hours. (HELP AfK anyone?) laugh.gif
Unknown2005-10-04 20:46:59
Auto reconnect and auto login are bad bad things, kiddies.
Nymerya2005-10-04 21:02:37
Nokraenom says, "I like mentoring disadvantaged, abused, and neglected children! It really helps me feel good to know that the Nihilistic Society for the Impoverished is making a positive change in our communities!"


And I'm goodness and light. And subtle. And... uh. Nice?
Unknown2005-10-04 21:27:46
QUOTE(munsia @ Oct 4 2005, 06:55 PM)
Ya rauros.. we found this manifestation on water and Diamante was trying to kill it but I kept scooping it like.. 50 times. I had a pet Manifestation
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It's an old bug, I thought it had been fixed ages ago. Back in open beta I was able to scoop all the faeling denizens in Serenwilde.. I should have kidnapped them. tongue.gif ninja.gif
Acrune2005-10-04 23:17:18
I've aquired a live rockeater somehow before. I think it just came back to life in my inventory or something. Just sold it to Geraldine in Delport biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-10-04 23:33:47
Gibber's final stage used to be acquisitioable, too.
Stangmar2005-10-04 23:51:41
From the darkest depths of Nil, this creature known only as the Nil Grim Horror
is similar in form to an archdemon. However, its eyes have been gouged out, the
sockets now leaking thick dark blood. The enormous bat wings on its back are
shredded, the remains floating behind it like a leprous cloak. Its enormous
mouth is filled with yellow rotting fangs crawling with maggots. If ever there
was flesh on the chest of the Horror, it has long since decayed, leaving only a
festering rib cage and a shriveled black heart that does not beat. The Nil Grim
Horror radiates an aura of death and despair. He is called 'Zarton.'
The Nil Grim Horror appears to be extraordinarily strong.
He weighs about 531 pounds.
He is loyal to Scribe Tsakar d'Koicei, Planar Wanderer.
You see nothing in it.
Unknown2005-10-04 23:59:44
(Vaeros Barosi): Leilani says, "Ooo ooo and um.. me Leilani.. >.>."
Unknown2005-10-05 00:42:50
(The Swarm): Murphy says, "I do not have boobs, you filthy manwhore."
Munsia2005-10-05 00:46:50
Etanru your sig is too big dry.gif
Xenthos2005-10-05 00:50:27
Pretty much every poster here could do with putting their signature on a crash diet. happy.gif
Munsia2005-10-05 00:53:45
At least I can fit all my messages and the sig at the size I have set right now
Shamarah2005-10-05 00:58:49
*poke one-line sig*