I know. I just can't decide what I want to cut out.

EDIT: After much emotional trauma, my signature is much shorter.

One line sigs dont really mean much since it still takes up an entire blank space of area

/me wastes so much space.

Jasper gives a magic tome to you.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Jasper peers about himself unscrupulously.

Jasper gives an intricately patterned book to you.

You give a personal journal to Awakened Prince, Jasper Greythane, Nocturnal
Adherent.

You give a magic tome to Awakened Prince, Jasper Greythane, Nocturnal Adherent.

You giggle happily.

Jasper gives a personal journal to you.

Jasper coughs softly.

My sig is the ownage. I lovez my piccie.

The Heartless Master Sobran d'Illici, Keeper of the Nest says to Viravain,
"Might You grant me a wedding gift and strike Narsrim dumb for a month?"

Sobran looks at Viravain hopefully.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Gwynevere smirks.

Crimson Master Josun Ion'r grins crookedly.

Penelope chuckles long and heartily.

Lyth's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "That would be redundant to do so."

Ialie Starfall, the Mystericon echoes, "I'm hurt I wasn't invited."

You see The Heartless Master Sobran d'Illici, Keeper of the Nest shout, "Don't
be. If we wanted a clown to attend our wedding, we'd have hired one."

Mistress of the Hoard, K'inare Bau Sayelle, Dark Songstress shouts,
"Congratulations to my son Sobran and his husband, may their marriage ever be cold and empty."



...I was going to say just that... as an insult, leaving out the 'son' part *mutter*

Good thing you didn't get it out, then. A better insult for this marriage would be "May you always find happiness in each other."

The idea is that they're both heartless, Viravain actually having Sobran's heart.


Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "And now, My gift."

Gwynevere claps her hands together merrily.

The howl of a distant wolf momentarily silences the crickets.

Gwynevere puts her hand to her forehead and swoons.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "With the power of every agreeance here,
and Mother Nights approval...."
look

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "The deaths of those not welcome, under My
eye...."

Viravain mutters and traces the glowing symbol of a spear before Her. She
apparently casts the spear at nothing, but the spear suddenly stops in mid-air
and the vague outline of a figure briefly flares into view.

Viravain mutters and traces the glowing symbol of a spear before Her. She
apparently casts the spear at nothing, but the spear suddenly stops in mid-air
and the vague outline of a figure briefly flares into view.
You see a puff of light and hear a muted scream as the figure collapses in
death.
Thaemorn has been slain by Viravain.

She kethered him to death.. and it took more then one hit.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Still... two Kethers. And apparently with near instantaneous equilibrium. No mortal could EVER pull that off.

(Celest): Amaru says, "Keldoran, I've asked you before not to hug me."

(Celest): Amaru says, "I don't know you."

(Celest): Amaru says, "Don't hug me."

(Celest): Keldoran says, "Erk, yeah sorry."

Keldoran runs dizzying circles around you with outstretched arms, happily
screaming, "Wheee!"

Keldoran runs circles around Nyanco with outstretched arms, happily screaming,
"Wheee!"

Keldoran leaves to the south.
He is followed by a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim,
and a divine deva.

Keldoran arrives from the south.
He is followed by a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, and a divine deva.

Keldoran runs circles around the room with outstretched arms, happily
screaming, "Wheee!"

Keldoran leaves to the northeast.
He is followed by a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, and a divine deva.

(Celest): You say, "Keldoran.. stop doing that.."

(Celest): Keldoran says, "Aww, but whee'ing is funny."

(Celest): You say, "Do it once.. not 5 times."


(Celest): Keldoran says, "Goshdamn, what's with embarassing me over the public channel today?"

Keldoran arrives from the northeast.
He is followed by a kinsman of New Celest, a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump
pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, and a divine deva.

Keldoran leaves to the east.
He is followed by a kinsman of New Celest, a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump
pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, and a divine deva.

(Celest): Keldoran says, "That's what tells are for."

Who else thinks it is Annabelle?

actually I think its Arix

hrm.. Well.. if continues to act like that I'm removing body parts.

(Market): You say, "Seeking an alchemist."

Sobran tells you, "Mmmeeeee."

You tell The Heartless Master Sobran d'Illici, Keeper of the Nest, "How much?"

Sobran tells you, "How much what?"

Sobran tells you, "Five gold, sucky sucky."

You tell The Heartless Master Sobran d'Illici, Keeper of the Nest, "Need 25 health 25 mana."

You tell The Heartless Master Sobran d'Illici, Keeper of the Nest, "O_o."

You buy from taint? SHAME ON YOU

Sobran is my buddy though!

I rarely get refills from anyone other than Sylphas.

And thats what you get for not sucking up to me