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Unknown2005-10-05 15:36:31
QUOTE(Nokraenom @ Oct 5 2005, 10:06 AM)
You're looking at the size of the collections. Magnagora does have the second largest, hence the 150. You need to look at the LIBRARIES command to see Magnagora's lovely credibility currently (another reason to publish more innane drivel!). Seren and Glom both lead in the credibility department simply because they have critiqued nothing, while Celest has had 1 critique rejected (Rhysus' of my Elder Wars translation), and Mag had all of ours of Celest's novice essays rejected (20 critiques, putting us at -325 credibility for the year).
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Aah, I see.. Yea, I agree. That's really shady.
Kaileigh2005-10-05 16:54:19
For the last time. They aren't Novice essays >.> At least the ones in or "library" weren't. Ok maybe one was but they had a choice to write it to get out of novicehood faster. We had contests and stuff to get a "library."

Now are they good. Hell if I know, I haven't read any of them. But the whole novice essay thing bothers me.

All the critiques you did were the same thing. A something like "A book should be transcribed by anyone but the author unless they can't write." Summat like that. All the same. It's like you were trying to crap on Celest and didnt even read the things. Maybe that's why they were all rejected no?
Viravain2005-10-05 16:59:13
Get back on topic. And Quickly.
Ixchilgal2005-10-05 20:24:35
QUOTE
You cease your meditation having achieved full will and mana.
2850h, 4425m, 3300e, 10p elrxk-

Ashteru d'Illici, Apprentice of Stone says, "I have four."
2850h, 4425m, 3300e, 10p elrxk-

Ashteru snickers softly to himself.
2850h, 4425m, 3300e, 10p elrxk-

Urth Dari, Instrument of the Fates says to Ayu, "Depending on what place it is,
it could be quite pleasurable."
2850h, 4425m, 3300e, 10p elrxk-

Crylia Rothryn says, "Not necessarily large."
2850h, 4425m, 3300e, 10p elrxk-


I'm not sure I want to know what they were talking about.
Crylia2005-10-05 20:39:33
oi... we were talking about earrings blink.gif
Ashteru2005-10-05 20:45:05
Piercings! ash doesn't wear earrings, damit! ninja.gif
Terenas2005-10-05 21:06:07
(Serenguard): You say, "It's my birthday soon, hmm."
(Serenguard): Ravlok says, "Happy early bday if Im not around."
(Serenguard): Letho says, "How about..for your birthday, you give me 100 iron?"
(Serenguard): You say, "I'll have to withdraw all the guild credits and gold to
buy myself something nice!"
(Serenguard): Letho says, "Heh."
(Serenguard): You say, "Like a new guildhall, or something."
(Serenguard): Tasaku says, "I don't think that is responsible."
(Serenguard): Tasaku says, "Except for that."
(Serenguard): Mirn says, "Er, do we need a new guildhall?"
(Serenguard): Triden says, "I think we should buy a new GM."
(Serenguard): Triden says, "-duck-."
(Serenguard): You say, "I'll see if I can get one for cheap, Tri."
(Serenguard): Triden says, "Cool."
(Serenguard): You say, "It can't be that hard, especially since they don't get
paid!"
(Serenguard): You say, "I mean, who wouldn't want the job?"
(Serenguard): Triden says, "-laugh-."
(Serenguard): Malicia says, "I want a second office."
(Serenguard): Lisaera says, "Certainly can't be any more expensive than the
current one, with half the guild's treasury assigned to "Snacks for the Great
Chieftain"."
(Serenguard): You say, "Your office is a hall."
(Serenguard): Malicia says, "Bah."
(Serenguard): Klia says, "Pfft."
(Serenguard): Malicia says, "I'm moving into Terenas' office."
(Serenguard): Klia says, "All of t'e treasury is set aside for Klia's
discretionary fund."
(Serenguard): You say, "Half of that goes to feeding Malicia too, M'lady."
(Serenguard): Malicia says, "..."
(Serenguard): You say, "And she's stealing my office, pah."
(Serenguard): Klia says, "W'o wants mine?"
(Serenguard): Tasaku says, "Women...whatcha gonna do?"
(Serenguard): Malicia says, "Love the chair, Terenas."
(Serenguard): Tasaku says, "Me me."
Shamarah2005-10-05 21:53:06

Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild shouts, "Stupid Sicklings
and stupid fishies, shut up. Bothering Kalo. Gonna fill your gills with muck if
you don'ts."

Acolyte Ayu d'Illici shouts, "Fish don't talk, lay off the whiskey."

Blighted Priest Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Forsaken One shouts, "Silence kalodan
your voice hurts my ears."

Battlesmith Aragrot shouts, "Shut up Faeling."

The Moralis, Light upon the Webs shouts, "Oh Kalo, you sound so mean. You
should try some honey nut pie, it'll make you feel better."

(Newbie): Skein says, "Are your ears burning with the vile insults being tossed
around! Need relief! Try SHOUTSOFF to stop those silly grating shouts."
Stangmar2005-10-05 23:24:57
Yeah, i heard that too.
Bau2005-10-05 23:44:44
(House of Shadows): You say, "I'm getting married as soon as your bloody father
gets his arse online."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "On...line?"

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "What is this online you speak of?"

(House of Shadows): You say, "Obviously Stang just missed the part where we
said OOC."

(House of Shadows): Emmy says, "Internet, your playing it right now."

(House of Shadows): You say, "OH OH SEE."

(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "Yeah, the Internets."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "Ah, ok."

(House of Shadows): Emmy says, "And lusternia is just a game heh."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "I know i know."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Lusternia is NOT real life, darling."

(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "Yeah, and the tooth fairy isn't real."

(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "And neither is Santa Claus."

(House of Shadows): Emmy says, "*gasp* is so!"

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "You mean i can't shoot stuffs with my
staff?"

(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "Or the Easter Bunny."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "And Narsrim isn't really an censor.gif ?"

(House of Shadows): You say, "Ha, sure he is."

(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "No, he still is."

(House of Shadows): Ashteru says, "*innocent* That's the wrong thing. He is."
Bau2005-10-05 23:47:58
(House of Shadows): Ayu says, "I'm not allowed to be a mentor because I've been
bad."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "Hahahaha."

(House of Shadows): Stangmar says, "Er, i mean, that sucks."
Munsia2005-10-06 01:49:31
Narsrim is really cool ooc.. just cause yall dont know him and like actually visit someone who lives roughly 10-20 miles away from him...
Bau2005-10-06 03:27:22
Doesn't show it on here tongue.gif I just found it amusing, hence the post.

Ash begged me to remove his name from the post, though. Muahaha.
Unknown2005-10-06 04:13:37
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Oct 5 2005, 04:53 PM)
Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild shouts, "Stupid Sicklings
and stupid fishies, shut up. Bothering Kalo. Gonna fill your gills with muck if
you don'ts."

Acolyte Ayu d'Illici shouts, "Fish don't talk, lay off the whiskey."

Blighted Priest Ukanthru Gar'Haruk, the Forsaken One shouts, "Silence kalodan
your voice hurts my ears."

Battlesmith Aragrot shouts, "Shut up Faeling."

The Moralis, Light upon the Webs shouts, "Oh Kalo, you sound so mean. You
should try some honey nut pie, it'll make you feel better."

(Newbie): Skein says, "Are your ears burning with the vile insults being tossed
around! Need relief! Try SHOUTSOFF to stop those silly grating shouts."
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You all love me - that's the only reason you keep me around.
Unknown2005-10-06 04:13:56
And, Moralis and Kalo are planning a picnic. OMG THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE.
Kaileigh2005-10-06 04:23:50
aww i thought Joli was going to post it so i didn't save the log but we just found out if i go into my store room with scholars, they price themselves and can be bought. She bought mine while I was doing something for her, then they were in her inventory.
Munsia2005-10-06 04:25:43
laughing1.gif
Terenas2005-10-06 05:03:18
help guildadmin-

The Guild Administrator appoints the Undersecretaries of the guild, as well
as guild archivists who can maintain the guild's organizational guild.

And how to make a clan referendum-

You declare that (Clan: Lodge) Referendum #132764 shall be a new Referendum.
** Summary for (Clan: Lodge) Referendum #132764 ************************
Title:


Description:


Choices:

************************************************************************
6187h, 2211m, 3955e, 10p, 18675en, 21225w elrx-
-referendum 132764 title blah
6187h, 2211m, 3955e, 10p, 18675en, 21225w elrx-
You cannot do that.
6187h, 2211m, 3955e, 10p, 18675en, 21225w elrx-
-referendum 132764 description blah
6187h, 2211m, 3955e, 10p, 18675en, 21225w elrx-
You cannot do that.
Ashteru2005-10-06 06:20:50
QUOTE(Bau @ Oct 6 2005, 03:27 AM)
Doesn't show it on here tongue.gif I just found it amusing, hence the post.

Ash begged me to remove his name from the post, though. Muahaha.
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Pfffh. Only because I don't want to look even more jerky as I already do. Besides....I didn't beg....I yelled and suddenly was in the doghouse. sad.gif
Bau2005-10-06 06:28:28
You were in the doghouse over calling me an old hag.