Apostle Yevah, Initiate of Raziela giggles like a pixie, which is disturbing considering he's a MALE faeling.


People scare me sometimes.

Cute.

Either way, neither of you have a heart and my congratulations was probably the most appropriate of all.

Yevah, eh? Be glad he never comes across Kalo. Kalo'd kill 'em and dunk his corpse in the Well of Souls.

Lirathea follows you west.
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The stars
twinkle in the clear night sky.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Lirathea grumbles angrily.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet says, "Dwarf, no, elfen, no, dracnari,
no, faeling, no... FURRIKIN!"
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Lirathea nods her head sagely.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
: Did you remember to vote for Lusternia today? See HELP BLESSING for more
info.
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The corners of Lirathea's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet says, "Objections?"
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-say human

You say, "Human."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-wink

You wink knowingly.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet says, "Pfft, fine."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Lirathea crosses her arms and sulks wildly.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-assess lirathea

You glance over Lirathea and see that her health is at 1456/1456.
You assess the bodily wounds as follows:
* Head has no wounds wounds.
* Chest has no wounds wounds.
* Gut has no wounds wounds.
* Left arm has no wounds wounds.
* Right arm has no wounds wounds.
* Left leg has no wounds wounds.
* Right leg has no wounds wounds.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p x-
Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet says, "Kill me already."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.

3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-pulp lirathea head

Hefting both weapons above your head, you begin swinging them in circles and
bellow out incomprehensibly.
You change your mind as Avechna whispers in your mind an inquiry on if you wish
declare lirathea
first declare aggressions.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-
You declare your intent to bear arms against Lirathea.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 10p ex-pulp lirathea head

Hefting both weapons above your head, you begin swinging them in circles and
bellow out incomprehensibly.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Lirathea with Tetra, the elemental scourge.
You pulp her for only a glancing blow to the side of her head.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Lirathea with a wicked darksteel mace. You
pulp her skull with a resounding crack that makes her stagger and shake her
head.
The blow continues into Lirathea's body, causing a sickening cracking and
mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists her features for a moment,
vanishing suddenly as she falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Lirathea.
You reach over to comfort Lirathea as she falls to the level of Dauntless.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Lirathea.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 2p ex-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 2p ex-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 2p ex-say one hit

You say, "One hit."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 2p ex-
Lirathea arrives from the in.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 2p ex-
You see Lirathea say something, but her voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Lirathea wind
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 2p ex-
You tell Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet, "Wind."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 2p ex-
Lirathea begins to follow you.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 3p ex-
The last vestiges of midnight shadows flee as Mother Night hides herself from
the luminous arrival of her shining mate as he chases her across the bowl of
the sky.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 3p ex-
You yawn suddenly and mightily.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 3p ex-
Lirathea d'Ambray, Richter's Other Pet says dryly, "How boring."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 3p ex-say what, I didn't hear that

You say, "What, I didn't hear that."
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 3p ex-eyeshift

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
3181h, 2780m, 2980e, 4p ex-

Estarra, the Eternal exclaims, "Blue is hot tonight, baby!"

Estarra, the Eternal says, "I trust Viravain to do many things.... keeping my
gold may not be one of them however."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Credits are beatings, correct?"

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "I'll gladly give you five thousand of
those."

You give a silken sheath dress of swirling colours to Estarra, the Eternal.

then a few seconds later

Estarra eats a silken sheath dress of swirling colours with obvious gusto.

Gero gives Estarra the once-over, eyeing Her suspiciously.
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

Sir Gero, Disciple of the Dawn says, "Taste good?"
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

Estarra, the Eternal says, "Bit chewyt."
3060h, 3240m, 2700e, 10p esSix-

The unearthly voice of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs whispers into your mind,
"Go, Squibbles, Go!"

You see Estarra, the Eternal shout, "Unleash the hamster of doom!"

Keldoran tells you, "Do you think you could please show me how to do the
stewartsville quest?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Yuuup."

You tell Priest Keldoran Lenu, Shakiniel's Seraph, "No."

Heir of Ellindel, Narsrim D'cente` Moonlit Avenger booms, "Get them squibbles!
get them."

Keldoran tells you, "Ok!"


I think it's Annabelle. She did the same thing to my alt (OMGWTFBBQ I said a bad word) for the Estelbar quest.

Maybe. Hmm. Although.. might be. Might be.

The faeling godmother glares at you angrily, pointing accusingly at the glass
slipper in your hands before flourishing her wand above her head and, in a
flash of emerald light, turning you into a toad!

You are OUT of the game of Slippers.
The spectator stands of the Klangratch Tournies.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A wiccan broom
floats here, vibrating with energy. Snarling viciously, Squibbles, a small rex
hamster is here. Smiling to herself, a wood nymph stands here. A black direwolf
is here, blending in with the shadows. A dragon turtle rests here, an air of
majesty on its features. A hunting trophy bearing Shaylen's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. Scholar Traesri, Seeker of the Stars is here.
Viravain, Mistress of the Webs hovers here, enshrouded within an ambience of
unnatural darkness. Kiarlea Mes'ard is here. She wields a finely crafted rapier
bearing images of the Serenwilde in each hand. Moon Wisdom Zenji, the Silver
Watcher is here. Mistress of Roses, Munsia, Natures Thorn is here. She wields a
tower shield of twilight blue steel in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her
right. Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild is here. He wields
a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a magic tome in his right. Luxis l'Espoir
is here. He wields a coral staff in his left hand. Prince of Darkness, Ethelon
Treeripper is here. He wields a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge in
his left hand and an athame dagger in his right. Lady Shaylen, the Suffering is
here. Luthe d'Murani, Dog of War is here. He wields an icy steel hammer in each
hand. Malicia Aurendil, Sunaj Blade is here. Estarra, the Eternal floats here,
surrounded by swirling energies. The Heir of Glinshari, Gregori is here. He
wields the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand and a stag and moon
tower shield in his right. Squire Jondo, of the Armies of Light is here. Sir
Gero, Disciple of the Dawn is here. He wields a tae'dae bearclaw flail in each
hand. Seeker of the Moon, Rhassi Mes'ard is here. She wields a nature talisman
in her left hand.
You see exits leading in and out.

Luthe kisses you passionately.
With a sudden lurch, the world around you becomes a blur as your body stretches
and lengthens into its familiar mugwump shape. Your time as a toad has ended,
though the troublesome craving for flies lingers.

You blush furiously.

Kalodan kisses you passionately.

Kalodan peers at you unscrupulously.

Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild says, "Still a frog!"

Kalodan peers at you unscrupulously.

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hehe, I found that cute.

P

Kalodan tells you, "((Buying and selling only!))"

Kalodan tells you, "((BAD!! Should know the rules!!))"

You tell Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild, "Uh..."

You tell Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild, "Hrm."

You tell Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild, "Help
hallmonitors!"

Kalodan tells you, "HELP METAMONITORS."

You tell Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild, "Help
metametamonitors."

Kalodan tells you, "Doesn't exist!"

Kalodan tells you, "Hah."

You tell Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden Faechild, "Sucka."

You hum a happy tune.

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs chuckles softly.

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "Fancy that."

Raezon points accusingly at Kidaen.

Viravain strokes Kidaen's head in consolation.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Kaileigh giggles happily.

Raezon, the Forbidden says to you, "Say it again."

You say, "Again?"

Gwynevere rolls on the floor, laughing.

Raezon, the Forbidden says to Kidaen, "This is purely for your benefit."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Yes, again."

The small shrubbery, sitting mildly over there, rustles a bit.

The small shrubbery, sitting mildly over there, rustles a bit.

Kidaen appears out of thin air.

You say, "So a lute player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward and his
thread has been properly snipped, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to
spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Raezon' and
a pianist named 'Lacostian', and any day now we expect this 'Hajamin' guy to
show up with his drums."

You say, ""Wow!" the guy says, "I never imagined heaven would be this good.""

You say, "The man in the robe says, "This is Nil, not Celestia. Kidaen is the
lead singer.""

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel says, "Do I need to start singing? Oh, goodie!"

Kidaen claps his hands together merrily.

Bau's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Mistress of the Hoard, K'inare Bau d'Illici Sayelle, Dark Songstress covers her
ears.

Gwynevere shudders violently.

Zenji grins mischievously at Kidaen.

You say to Kidaen, "You know I love You, right?"

You cringe pathetically.

Gwynevere giggles happily.

Raezon gives a thin, short skirt of deep emerald silk to Hajamin, the Golden
Lord.

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "You left this lying around last time."

Bau smirks.

You blink.

The small shrubbery, sitting mildly over there, rustles a bit.

The corners of Diamante's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Gwynevere rolls on the floor, laughing.

Kaileigh quickly ducks down.

Gwynevere gives the world a thumbs up.

"Heh heh heh" Icarus chuckles.

Diamante McCloud says, "Man."

Viravain, Mistress of the Webs says, "Kidaen, you get to judge her joke."

Diamante McCloud says, "I could really go for a pint right now."

You blink.

Diamante sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel says to you, "We'll talk about this later, and
our affair is definitely over now, you can find someone else to allow you to be
their slave."

Nymerya rolls on the floor, laughing.

You begin to weep uncontrollably.

The warmth of the merry campfire drains away your tensions and worries.

The warmth of the merry campfire drains away your tensions and worries.

You say, "Nooo."

Someone powerful rolls His eyes.

Raezon, the Forbidden says to Kidaen, "All you do with your slaves is allow
them to listen to Your singing, surely that's more akin to a penal colony?"

You say to Kidaen, "Please?"

pike thae

You look at the head, you look at the pike. You look at the head, you look at
the pike. You look at the head, you look at the pike. Hmmm.




I was trying to poke Thaemorn, but accidentally did 'pike' instead - funniest 'you can't do that' message ever

For a second there, I thought you had gotten an arti pike, then I read it again.

Who's the lucky shrub?

Probably Narsrim they did it to keep people quiet.

no, his joke just sucked so bad Raezon couldn't fit all the negative numbers on his board.