Funniest thing I've heard in years.

The divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord reverberates powerfully, "While
you are all making newbies rich, the first person to send Lord Raezon a tell
will recieve a present."

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "You bastard child of a faeling's left ear."

You say, "Look!"
-Pitch Tent

You drop a folded-up tent.
-
You unroll a folded-up tent, laying out all the poles, ropes and spikes. In no
time at all, you pitch a weathered tent.
-
You say, "Tent!"
-Enter tent

Inside a tent.
You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
- out

There is a reinforced door in the way.
-open door out

The reinforced door is locked.
-out

There is a reinforced door in the way.
-
Inside a tent.
You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
-tell ibaesha EEK!

You tell Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella, "EEK!"
-TELL IBAESHA HELP!

You tell Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella, "HELP!"
-
Ibaesha climbs into the tent.
- 'HELP!

You say, "HELP!"
-
Inside a tent.
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella is here. She wields a magic
spatula in her left hand. You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
- 'WE'RE STUCK!

You say, "WE'RE STUCK!"
-
Thaemorn tells you, "Ibaesha giving you wood?"
- 'we grew a reinforced steel door..

You say, "We grew a reinforced steel door.."
- tell thaemorn ****

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "****."
-
Thaemorn tells you, "What?"
- tell thaemorn we ****ing grew a reinforced steel door.

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "We ****ing grew a reinforced steel
door."
- reply There is a reinforced door in the way.

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "There is a reinforced door in the way."
-
Thaemorn tells you, "Huh?"
-
Ibaesha gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
-
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says, "What?"
- reply The reinforced door is locked.

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "The reinforced door is locked."
- reply the tent

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "The tent."
-
Inside a tent.
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella is here. She wields a magic
spatula in her left hand. You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
- 'we can't get out!

You say, "We can't get out!"
-
Ibaesha snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.
-'there's a door in the way!

You say, "There's a door in the way!"
-
Inside a tent.
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella is here. She wields a magic
spatula in her left hand. You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
- out

There is a reinforced door in the way.
-unlock door out

You are not carrying a key for this reinforced door.
-
Thaemorn tells you, "Where's the tent?"
-

-
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says, "How'd I get in? This
is odd."
-
Ibaesha gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
- reply Witch's Kitchen

- 'did you move?

You say, "Did you move?"
-
Kiarlea arrives following Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns.
Brylle arrives following Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns.
Thaemorn climbs into the tent.
-
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says, "I just entered the
tent."
-
Thaemorn rolls on the floor, laughing.
-
Inside a tent.
Kiarlea Mes'ard is here. She wields a finely crafted rapier bearing images of
the Serenwilde in each hand. Priestess Brylle, Devotee of the Mother is here.
She wields a magic spatula in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella is here. She wields a magic
spatula in her left hand. Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns is here. He wields a
golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. You see a
single exit leading out (closed door).
-

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
-omg

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Look!"
-

-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "'i brought more!"
-

(Serenwilde): You say, "Quick!"
-Kitchen!

(Serenwilde): You say, "Come to the Witch's Kitchen!"
-

(Serenwilde): Eyod says, "Whats wrong?"
-
(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Everyone in Kariol's tent!"
-

(Serenwilde): You say, "Everyone!"
-
(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "There will be a hero fete!"
-
The corners of Thaemorn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
-
You run around madly, flapping your arms in a blind panic.
-
Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella says, "I have no food!"
- tell aesyra oh my GOD

You tell Kalas Aesyra, "Oh my GOD."
-
Kiarlea raises an eyebrow questioningly.
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "That's not the point."
-
Ibaesha giggles happily.
-tell aesyra Come to the Witch's Kitchen

You tell Kalas Aesyra, "Come to the Witch's Kitchen."
-
Kiarlea Mes'ard says, "I'm confused."
-
Kiarlea scratches her head in confusion.
-
(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Forest in there!"
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Enough for a fete?"
- 'we all are!

You say, "We all are!"
-

You run around madly, flapping your arms in a blind panic.
-
(Serenwilde): Shaeden says, "Yeah please do."
-
Ibaesha raises her hand to her mouth and titters girlishly.
-

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Help!"
-

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Do we have enough? Honestly?"
-
Priestess Brylle Silverleaf, Devotee of the Mother says, "Need ten people, and
that's not enough sandwiches I think."
-
(Serenwilde): Laysus (from the Astral Plane) says, "'cos I doubt you'll want to
wait for me to walk all the way down."
-
Ibaesha nods her head at Brylle.
-
The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "What?"
-
Thaemorn snaps his fingers.
-

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "I broke my tent, and it grew a locked,
reinforced steel door!"
-
The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "How?"
-
An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Don't want to have people come down from
Astral."
-
Thaemorn snaps his fingers.
-
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "How did you mana that?"
-

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "And people are coming into it when they go
to the Witch's Kitchen in Serenwilde."
-

You run around madly, flapping your arms in a blind panic.
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "There's our fun gone."
-
Ibaesha blinks.
-

You say, "Not a clue!"
-

You flop down onto the ground.
-

Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "All Kariol wanted was wood!"
-

Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.
-
You bury your head in Thaemorn's shoulder and begin to weep uncontrollably.
-
Ibaesha gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
-
Priestess Brylle Silverleaf, Devotee of the Mother says, "Can you make it
forest?"
-

You say through unhappy tears, "Can't blame me."
-
An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.
-
Inside a tent.
Kiarlea Mes'ard is here. She wields a finely crafted rapier bearing images of
the Serenwilde in each hand. Autumnal Wisdom Ibaesha Caelicus, Scion of Farella
is here. She wields a magic spatula in her left hand. Priestess Brylle, Devotee
of the Mother is here. She wields a magic spatula in her left hand and an
athame dagger in her right. Hajamin, the Golden Lord is here, emitting a soft
golden glow that lights up the area. He wields the Lance of Brilliance in His
left hand and the Shield of Brilliance in His right. Thaemorn, Dreamer of
Thorns is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel
in his right. You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
-
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Strange."
-

Ibaesha curtseys respectfully before Hajamin.
-
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
-
Diamondais arrives following Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden.
Sivriel climbs into the tent.
-
Ibaesha gives some overstuffed ham sandwichs to Priestess Brylle Silverleaf,
Devotee of the Mother.
-

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
-
Hajamin unlocks the out door.
-

Ibaesha gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
-
You say, "More visitors!"
-
Eyod climbs into the tent.
-
Thaemorn rolls on the floor, laughing.
-
Hajamin opens the reinforced door to the out.
-

You beam broadly.
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Don't unlock it!"
-
Diamondais stares at Hajamin, blinking several times in confusion.
-
Ibaesha giggles happily.
-
The corners of Eyod's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "We just got more people here!"
-

You say to Hajamin, "Thank You!"
-
Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.
-

The Witch's Kitchen.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
weathered tent stands here. Hajamin, the Golden Lord is here, emitting a soft
golden glow that lights up the area. He wields the Lance of Brilliance in His
left hand and the Shield of Brilliance in His right. You see a sign here
instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading east (open door) and in (open door).
-Breakdown tent

You cannot breakdown a tent if someone is still inside it!
-
Ibaesha arrives from the in.
-

Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.
-
You laughingly say, "Everybody out!"
-
The reinforced door to the in closes abruptly.
-
Ibaesha raises her hand to her mouth and titters girlishly.
-

"Eek!" you shout in fright.
-

You open the reinforced door to the in.
-
Ibaesha giggles happily.
-
The reinforced door to the in closes abruptly.
-

You flap your arms madly.
-

You open the reinforced door to the in.
-enter tent

Inside a tent.
Kiarlea Mes'ard is here. She wields a finely crafted rapier bearing images of
the Serenwilde in each hand. Dragoness Diamondais, Lady of Shinies is here. She
wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's
Sage is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Silvery Sivriel
Mes'ard, Misty Maiden is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand.
Priestess Brylle, Devotee of the Mother is here. She wields a magic spatula in
her left hand and an athame dagger in her right. Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns is
here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his
right. You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Um."
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "Kariol."
-

You say, "Everybuddy oota my tent!"
-
Inside a tent.
Kiarlea Mes'ard is here. She wields a finely crafted rapier bearing images of
the Serenwilde in each hand. Dragoness Diamondais, Lady of Shinies is here. She
wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden
is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Priestess Brylle,
Devotee of the Mother is here. She wields a magic spatula in her left hand and
an athame dagger in her right. Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage is
here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns
is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his
right. You see a single exit leading out (closed door).
-

Thaemorn rolls on the floor, laughing.
-
There is no door to the in.
-

The reinforced door is locked.
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "We can't."
-

"Eek!" you shout in fright.
-
Aesyra tells you, "Coming."
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "It wasn't me!"
- 'Uhmm.. Hajamin.. I did it again

You say, "Uhmm.. Hajamin.. I did it again."
-

You say, "He's going to hate me!"
-
Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard, Moondust's Sage says, "But it's a nice tent."
-
Priestess Brylle Silverleaf, Devotee of the Mother says, "What'd you do?"
- tell hajamin Uhm.. It happened again..

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Uhm.. It happened again.."
-
Thaemorn nods his head at Eyod, showing his acceptance.
-
Kiarlea's eyes sparkle with amusement.
-
Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns says, "The doors locked."
-
An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.
-

You cough softly.
-
Hajamin growls menacingly at you.
-
Eyod bows respectfully to Hajamin.
-
Sivriel gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
-
Thaemorn bows respectfully to Hajamin.
-
Diamondais curtseys respectfully before Hajamin.
- thae I hate you so much.

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "I hate you so much."
- thae *mumble*

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "*mumble*."
-

You gulp nervously.
-
Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.
-

You say, "Everybody out!"

You point outwards.

Kiarlea Mes'ard says to you, "Never!"