(Serenwilde): Laysus (from the Glade of Champions) says, "What the Nil do you
mean, that's weird? I thought everyone liked mules. I know, probably not in
quite the same way I do, but still."

(Serenwilde): Laysus (from the Glade of Champions) says, "Umm... Misaether."

Edit: again. Guess that tells you how fast my internet is.

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I hereby take
full blame for any incriminating statements made by Laysus in the entirety of
my lifespan. I also accept blame for the thing with the thing and... no, you
don't want to know..."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I also fully
accept that possessing Laysus is silly because pooka is so much better at what
it does."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Dammit, I hate
that pooka."

Thaemorn tells you, "Fight to the death? On a plank of wood? Suspended over a pit of giant scorpions?"

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "Naked fight to the death over a pit of giant scorpions and under a dozen bees nests."

You tell Thaemorn, Dreamer of Thorns, "While honey-coated."

Thaemorn tells you, "While Kidaen plays his lute."

Thaemorn tells you, "No.. no. That was going too far."

<*****> Omg Nymerya if I win something at auction not only will I marry you but I will let you slap a collar on me and parade me naked through shallach ruins
forget that too?
<*****> Yes please.
<*****> I can't control what my fingers are doing right now

Nokraenom tells you, "A spiked slave collar? Oh good, I was afraid you'd gotten a sex-change operation from Raezon and I was in for an unpleasant surprise as you snuck up from behind."


Nokraenom tells you, "You had me frightened for a moment!"


You tell Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette, "... *eyetwitch... *brainmelts under weight of mental images/picturing the look on your face*."

My husband worries me =/

You tell Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, "Is at marinus. I don't trust him."
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae says, "Well done."
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
You tell Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, "Mis."
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
You nod your head emphatically.
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
You gag a bit as Laysus's stink wafts over you.
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
You tell Vesar, Water Magi, "Laysus is at marinus. I don't trust him."
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
Vesar tells you, "Ah.. ok."
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
Vesar tells you, "I'll stay here, then."
4008h, 4636m, 5102e, 10p, 15600en, 23580w eSlrxk-
You tell Vesar, Water Magi, "And i accidentally told that to him."

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Anyone feeling a bit quizzical?"

(Newbie): Guoyil says, "What's up with me being thought at by Raezon and such."

Thought it was funny
I still sometimes think that Divine are only talking to me because of their personal shout descriptions.

Amaru shuffles some cards with the image of the Hermit out of his deck.

Amaru takes a tarot card and rubs it vigorously on the ground.

Amaru puts a tarot card inscribed with the Hermit into a leather backpack.

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "Figured as much."

Raezon reaches into the ether and pulls out a tarot card inscribed with the Hermit.

Raezon, the Forbidden says to Amaru, "No need for that."

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Anyone feeling a bit quizzical?"
(Order): You say, "You're posting the answers here, right M'Lord?"
(Order): Raezon says, "I'll post answers sure, now what those answers will be
and how many points they'll score you, I have no idea."
(Order): You say, "Heh heh."
3245h, 2866m, 2980e, 10p ex-
(Order): Raezon says, "You're quite likely to die or go negative with My
answers."

*****

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "Figured as much."
3382h, 2980m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Raezon reaches into the ether and pulls out a tarot card inscribed with the
Hermit.
3382h, 2980m, 2980e, 10p ex-
Raezon, the Forbidden says to Amaru, "No need for that."

A comfortable chamber of Knowledge.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. This chamber is richly
appointed with row after row of cushioned chairs that line up facing a wooden
dais formed of darkened oak wood. The raised podium atop the dais displays a
gavel and large tome containing questions for many a quiz. For those who enjoy
a bit of quiet privacy, a few sectioned off rooms still allow for the quiz
question to be heard yet filtering out most other noises. Several hangings
adorn the walls depicting scenes from history and serving further as a method
of sound absorption to help the contestants concentrate. Sitting on its
haunches, a bloodhound rests here. There are 3 sprites here. Crackling with
blue lightning, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. Limned with
holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating cloud, regarding
you with her sympathetic eyes of light. A massive eagle perches here, silently
preening its midnight-black plumage. A magnificent white unicorn stands here in
silence, illuminating her surroundings with a gentle silver glow. A wiccan
broom floats here, vibrating with energy. Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf
prowls about here. A dragon turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its
features. Malicia Aurendil, Sunaj Blade is here. Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti,
Dragon of Midnight is here. He wields the flame fang of the dark dragon in his
left hand. Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools is riding on a golden dragon
turtle. He wields a coral staff in his left hand and a tower shield of twilight
blue steel in his right. Dumihru is here. She wields an athame dagger in her
left hand and a tower shield in her right. Druid Torath, of the Wilde is here.
He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a golden sickle in his right.
Silvery Sivriel Mes'ard, Misty Maiden is here. She wields an athame dagger in
her left hand. Sanguinary Potentate, Nymerya d'Erlette, Lady of the Flame is
here. She wields a tower shield of twilight blue steel in her left hand. Queen
of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper is here. She wields an athame dagger
in her left hand and a butterfly-winged shield in her right. Thaemorn, Dreamer
of Thorns is here. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a stag and
moon tower shield in his right. Harbinger of Night, Luthe d'Murani is here. He
wields a nature talisman in his left hand and a glowing powerstone in his
right. Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune is here. He wields a tae'dae
bearclaw flail in each hand. Seeker of the Dawn Kalodan Caelicus, Golden
Faechild is here. He wields a magic tome in his right hand. Rauros Gilmire,
Vexed Zealot is here. He wields a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge
in his left hand. Lady Kaileigh D'Azure is here. She wields a coral staff in
her left hand. Moonlit Shaft, Laysus is here. He wields a shield bordered in
moonstones in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right. Aqua Initiate
Visaeris Mae'loch is here. He wields a celestial aegis shield in his left hand.
Lord Saint Amaru La'Saet, Hand of Justice is riding on a magnificent unicorn.
He wields a celestial aegis shield in his left hand. Autumn Dancer, Berdache of
the Twinned Souls is riding on a wiccan broom. He wields an athame dagger in
his left hand. Master Kahazul Can'tah, the Malignant Gaze is here. He wields a
diamond-capped wand in his right hand. Unblooded Silvanoshi is here. He wields
an orcish flail in each hand. Triden, Rhythm Section is here. He wields a
exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword in his left hand and an imperial
twilight-steel broadsword in his right. Alchemic Astrologer, Selthar Moonleaf
is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and an athame dagger
in his right. Viravain, Mistress of the Webs hovers here, enshrouded within an
ambience of unnatural darkness. Ravenous Pentu is here. She wields a golden
sickle in her left hand and a blood-red sling in her right. Marsu is here. He
wields a baleful rapier of darkened steel in each hand. Druid Nelfiol, of the
Hart is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a tower shield of
twilight blue steel in his right. Moondust's Wisdom Jazlyn A. Regamos is here.
She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a shield bordered in
moonstones in her right. Corbenic is here. Myrmidon Rakor is here. He wields a
brutal war hammer in each hand. Aqua Applicant Thillieir is here. Kalas Aesyra
is here. She wields a glittering seraphic tower shield in her left hand and a
skillfully crafted midnight rapier in her right. Quartzling Eyod Mes'ard,
Moondust's Sage is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Acolyte
Azrion, Scholarly Wanderer is here. He wields a magic tome in his left hand.
Dark Seneschal, Etanru is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand.
Black Cardinal Ashar, the Dark Sacrament is here. He wields a glowing
powerstone in each hand. Dedicant Aurorae, of the Hart is here. She wields a
nature talisman in her left hand. Oceanic Administratrix, Joli Estelonde,
Baroness of Light is here. She wields a coral staff in her left hand. Protector
of Stones, Hallen, Nali's Darling is here. He wields an onyx wand in his left
hand and an iron shield in his right. Deathguard Asarnil, Old One-Eye is here.
He wields a baleful rapier of darkened steel in each hand. Spirit of the
Shadows, Maelee Carthan, Murphy's Babygirl is here. She wields an athame dagger
in her left hand and a tower shield of twilight blue steel in her right. Lord
Myndaen, Elohora's Faithful is here. Alyara, Apprentice of the Soil is here.
She wields a shimmering rainbow shield in her left hand. High Crusader Joan
Thran, Captain of the Dawn is here. She wields a huge waraxe of polished gold
in her left hand. Astraea, Devout of Night is here. Niara Serelle is here. She
wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and a tree-emblazoned heater shield in
her right. Keeper of the Bones, Xenthos, the Ebon Strategist is here. He wields
a baleful rapier of darkened steel in each hand. High Bard of the Wilde Kante
Starleaf, Serenguard Chief is here. He wields a mace with etchings of the
Moonhart Mother Tree in each hand. Daganev Treeripper, the Merciless is here.
He wields Urlach's Heart in his left hand and Klangar's Fury in his right.
Spirit Ranger, Letho Oakheart, Wolverine Hunter is here. He wields a
dragon-hilted claymore in his left hand. High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the
Moondance is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Bethaene's
Chosen, Alnra, Sexy Old'un is here. She wields an athame dagger in her right
hand. Awakened Prince, Jasper, Nocturnal Adherent is here, sprawled on the
floor. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Master Lyco, Dreadlord
Apprentice is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. He wields an unadorned
darksteel rapier in each hand. Raezon, the Forbidden is enshrouded in a pale
aura of azure flame that wreathes His body with energy. He wields a Blade of
Night, glowing darkly in His left hand and a Blade of Day, glowing brightly in
His right. Trooper Rowoc Xandul is here. He wields a dragon-hilted claymore in
his left hand. Summer Wanderer, Cronnacht, Lost in Winter is here. He wields a
tower shield in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right. Betradom,
Disciple of the Way is here. He wields a cowslayer's club in each hand. Squire
of the Armies of Light, Umbrawn Teneforah is here. He wields an exquisitely
crafted draconic broadsword in his left hand and a broadsword depicting a
stylised flame in his right. Heir of Ellindel, Narsrim Moonlit Avenger is here.
He wields a tower shield of twilight blue steel in his left hand and an athame
dagger in his right. Serenguard Selwin, Eagle Scout is here. He wields an
elegant katana in his left hand. Ravenous Lazardo is here, sprawled on the
floor. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand. Yepela is here. First
Sergeant Shiro, Keeper Of The Tower is here. Kalas Ixion, Ur'Commander is here.
He wields a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword in each hand.
You see a single exit leading out.

You tell Squire Wepaw, of the Armies of Light, "Weeeepawww."

Estarra, the Eternal says, "Real divine have fluffy quiche."

NEW QUESTION: "Hajamin tends to be very shiny, it might be the sun glinting off
His ego, BUT it's generally accepted that it is because His items are made from
this specific substance... (two words)"

Kidaen purses his lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as he carefully
gathers his thoughts.

The Grand Inquisitor has decreed that you have but 10 seconds to answer this
question.

**** 9 ****
Hajamin growls menacingly at Raezon.

Filled with joy, Estarra screams out, "WEPAW!"

"Oops!" Estarra exclaims with a bashful expression.

Raezon gives Estarra the once-over, eyeing Her suspiciously.

Viravain shakes Her head.

(Order): Lisaera says, "I officially just left the pantheon."

(Order): Lisaera says, "I refuse to aid any Goddess that screams "Wepaw"."

NEW QUESTION: "Who all accompanied Ladantine on Project Cosmic Hope?"


Contestant Answer
---------- ------
Nymerya: Worf, Picard, Skywalker... umm...

Alyara: Tomasol Lolly Tlochaka Chum Ghani Shellma

Ashar: Marilynth, lolly, moe and curly

Maelee: Itecia, vesucia, and nyalia

Wuylinfe: Marilynth Heili Wuylinfe

Ixion: 60 seconds of ignorance

Daevos: Lars, cipher, professor, ladantine, lolly

Kalodan: Shelma, tlochaka,

Thillieir: There's no way in the world I can know that. I just
stepped out of Fate's Portal a few days ago, but hey, I have 8 points. Can't
really beat that. I don't remember who my parents are, and I don't know where
I grew up, but I have 8 points.

Kiarlea: Leela Lolly Gorgalial Timmie

Malicia: Amaru's Mom

Alnra: Eyod, Kaileigh, Shiro, Torath, Acrune, Azrion,
Kidaen, Ibaesha, Rauros, Anyr, Rizzen, Alyara, Kiarlea

Thaemorn: Tomsasol, Tlochaka, Lolly

Niara: Me, myself and I

Jasper: High Prophet nRotri, Professor Lars, Grand Cipher
Chum, Holy Mother Natharian

Jazlyn: Crrik Adom, Chair of the Board and Chief
ExecutiveHieli Goldfeather, Vice ChairLilali Skysoarer, Secretary

Yasthane: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Cupid, Comet, Vixen, Rudolf,
Sleepy, Grumpy, Oliver, Mr. Bigglesworth, and Ned.

Mell: Ghani, tomasol, tlochaka, shellma, lolly.

Wepaw: Timmie Lolly Leela

Betradom: Ahhh so hard eeep

Kidaen: I love raezon, he rocks, he's the greatest. There's
no God greater then Raezon. His physique and intellect are superior to anything
I have ever beheld up here in the havens. Soulless, Elders, Vernals and half
formed alike tremble at his magnificent name. Raezon the Eternal will always be
highest in my regard, none can beat him and never will there be anyone as great
as him. He rocks, he is the greatest god there ever was, Raezon for
president.(Do I win now?)

Aesyra: Raezon, that's why he came back all weird and
insanity-like.. I don't think they liked each other so much (him and Ladantine)

Vesar: Lolli, Timmie

Umbrawn: Bolliprin Ladantine umm... that guy, oh they all died
but Bolli c'mon.... *mutter*

Selthar: Ghani Tomasol Tlochaka Shellma

Gaetele: I can swear that these "seconds" are not really
seconds. Raezon cheats! And I know Lolly Pringle, but that's it.

Rauros: Andre, remy, fawne, isolde, lisette, chevalier

Kaileigh: Rowena, Marilynth, Lolly..

Daganev: Leela. globglob, gorgaliel, lolliprin, timmie

Visaeris: Lolly, Ladantine, Ghani, Tlochaka, Shellma

Kymir: Lars, Ghani, Chum, Shellma, Lolly, Ladantine

Joli: Raezon is a bad man and needs to be taken out to the
woodshed

This one beats all, come on...hilarious! And nooo....I missed it....~_~

Contestant Points
-------------- ------
#1 Kymir 148
#2 Jasper 142
#3 Daevos 139
#4 Selthar 137
#5 Kalodan 134
#6 Thaemorn 131
#7 Shorlen 130
#8 Xenthos 128
#9 Laysus 126
#10 Dumihru 120
#11 Mell 120
#12 Gaetele 119
#13 Kaervas 118
#14 Anyr 118
#15 Kaileigh 116
#16 Alyara 115
#17 Kiarlea 114
#18 Sivriel 112
#19 Krellan 110
#20 Thorgal 109
#21 Pentu 109
#22 Vesar 108
#23 Torath 108
#24 Thillieir 108
#25 Ekard 107
#26 Umbrawn 107
#27 Shayle 107
#28 Selwin 107
#29 Mnemosyne 104
#30 Joan 104
#31 Betradom 103
#32 Alnra 103
#33 Joli 103
#34 Karrah 102
#35 Rakor 100
#36 Mizrym 100
#37 Rizzen 100
#38 Visaeris 38
#39 Kidaen 26
#40 Eyod 26
#41 Daganev 25
#42 Cronnacht 23
#43 Corbenic 19
#44 Richter 18
#45 Wuylinfe 17
#46 Kahazul 17
#47 Etanru 15
#48 Aesyra 15
#49 Niara 14
#50 Ibaesha 14
#51 Hallen 14
#52 Wepaw 14
#53 Rauros 13
#54 Ixion 12
#55 Acrune 12
#56 Kante 12
#57 Marsu 11
#58 Narsrim 9
#59 Yepela 9
#60 Ashar 9
#61 Amaru 9
#62 Shiro 7
#63 Nymerya 7
#64 Maelee 7
#65 Astraea 5
#66 Jazlyn 5
#67 Asarnil 4
#68 Derleth 3
#69 Azrion 2
#70 Luthe 2
#71 Myndaen 1
#72 Rowoc 1


Cut off all the zeros....

My score was 13 before the stupid after-quiz questions.

You say, "Kidaen doesn't love me anymore."

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel says, "I'd leave now if I were you."

You see the following people here:
Daevos, Karrah, Kaileigh, Hajamin, Sivriel, Rizzen, Shiro, Thaemorn, Kaervas,
Selwin, Kidaen, Joan, Daganev, Jasper, Torath, Eyod, Krellan, Kiarlea, Aesyra,
Wuylinfe, Yepela, Cronnacht, Kahazul, Joli

Before the Portal of Fate.
Seething with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate floats before you. ROOM SPAM
You see a single exit leading out.

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "Congratulations to Kymir for winning the quiz!"

A comfortable chamber of Knowledge.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. ROOM SPAM
You see a single exit leading out.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

You say, "Whaa?"

Kidaen gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Kidaen kneels gallantly and greets you with a kiss upon the hand.

You say to Kidaen, "Yes?"

With a flourish of His cloak, Kidaen slowly fades away, leaving only a slowly
dispersing melody in memory of His passing.

You blink.


If Joli implodes you all know why.

Still can't believe I won...

You sure this isn't some kind of beautiful dream where things actually go right for me?