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by Jalain

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Unknown2005-10-10 19:46:36
<>: XXXXXXX says, "XXXXXXXX, what did I tell you about placing
small objects in your mouth?"


Names deleted to protect the innocent.

Ashteru2005-10-10 20:16:34
That's what your friends do to you, kids:

You are:
infected with stomach worms.
afflicted by a crippled right arm.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
afflicted by a crippled right leg.
afflicted by a crippled left leg.
afflicted by horrible asthma.
afflicted by thin blood.
sprawled on the ground.
reckless.
anorexic.
an insomniac.
shivering.


You are a bit under-dressed, and starving to death.

Malicia2005-10-10 20:17:27
Haha, that's why you're looking for a healer over market? You're still locked?
Vix2005-10-10 20:18:20
They should make you strip while you're vulnerable.
Ashteru2005-10-10 20:19:54
QUOTE(Malicia @ Oct 10 2005, 08:17 PM)
Haha, that's why you're looking for a healer over market? You're still locked?
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Obviously....I don't have focus whatever.... closedeyes.gif
Kiarlea2005-10-10 21:31:57
Isune says to Rafael, "It is a bit of a long story."

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Klia comes into view.

You giggle happily.

Klia gives cheesecake with wild blueberries to Isune.

Klia gives cheesecake with wild blueberries to Isune.

Klia gives cheesecake with wild blueberries to Isune.

Klia gives cheesecake with wild blueberries to Isune.

Klia hums innocently to himself.

Klia puts some gold sovereigns in a soft, crystal blue leather pack.

Klia sits down.

Isune says to Rafael, "In short, all I see i--cheesecake!"
Kiarlea2005-10-10 21:36:06
(Serenguard): Dakine says, "Can someone repair my armour."

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "My armour is mostly diamondais...."

(Serenguard): You say, "Wha...?"

(Serenguard): Ravlok says, "Well im sure your look beautiful then."

(Serenguard): Klia says, "You're wearing Diamondais?"

(Serenguard): Klia says, "S'e's not offended?"

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "Oops."

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "I meant diamonds."

(Serenguard): Syntobis says, "*giggles*."

(Serenguard): Ravlok says, "Haha."

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "Hahaha."

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "Wow you guys finally came to life."

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "Who can repair my armour."

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "Or do I have to stalk Klia."

(Serenguard): Ravlok says, "Be afraid Klia."

(Serenguard): Klia says, "I've stalked before."

(Serenguard): Klia says, "I mean been stalked ::coughs::."

(Serenguard): Dakine says, "I think Klia likes it."
Jack2005-10-10 21:43:17
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Oct 10 2005, 08:16 PM)
That's what your friends do to you, kids:

You are:
infected with stomach worms.
afflicted by a crippled right arm.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
afflicted by a crippled right leg.
afflicted by a crippled left leg.
afflicted by horrible asthma.
afflicted by thin blood.
sprawled on the ground.
reckless.
anorexic.
an insomniac.
shivering.
You are a bit under-dressed, and starving to death.
203081


Oh, yeah, that was fun.
Ashteru2005-10-10 21:54:26
QUOTE(Jack @ Oct 10 2005, 09:43 PM)
Oh, yeah, that was fun.
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You paid 15k for it, that calmed me. kiss.gif
Kiarlea2005-10-10 22:02:25
Isune says, "I guess if I'm going to perceive myself as covered in Taint, I'll
be covered in pretty bits of it."

Isune smirks.

Isune slips into a twilight blue rose.

Isune slips into a twilight blue rose.

Isune slips into a striped orchid.

Isune slips into a cool tulip of dusk.

Isune slips into an elegant pink rose.
Munsia2005-10-10 23:23:22
ohmy.gif ALL ROSES ARENT TAINTED.... Munsy isnt tainted halo.gif
Unknown2005-10-10 23:27:39
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Oct 11 2005, 06:16 AM)
That's what your friends do to you, kids:

You are:
infected with stomach worms.
afflicted by a crippled right arm.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
afflicted by a crippled right leg.
afflicted by a crippled left leg.
afflicted by horrible asthma.
afflicted by thin blood.
sprawled on the ground.
reckless.
anorexic.
an insomniac.
shivering.
You are a bit under-dressed, and starving to death.
203081



Ha! Ethelon did that to me once, along with a couple other choice afflictions, and was beating on me. Diamante kept me alive and then Zenji came and cured me. wub.gif you people.
Kiarlea2005-10-11 01:31:31
giggle.gif Muuuunnn-ssiiaaaaa is taaaain-ted *sings*
Munsia2005-10-11 01:38:25
QUOTE(Kiarlea @ Oct 10 2005, 09:31 PM)
giggle.gif Muuuunnn-ssiiaaaaa is taaaain-ted *sings*
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carefull or you'll end up covered in splinters eyepoke.gif
Kiarlea2005-10-11 04:06:02
Isune lowers Her voice slightly, murmuring to Volucer. "She really did a number
on your voice, didn't she..."

Isune says, "Hmm, try now..."

You say, "Now he'll have to think of something witty."

Volucer opens his beak and squeaks, "Testing?"

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Flying pigs? Think?"

Rhassi giggles happily.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Volucer opens his beak and squeaks, "Hey, what the!"

Nucoras utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say, "Little flying monkies?"

Unblooded Adrienne Mes'ard says, "Flying pigs, are real?"

You giggle happily.

Volucer opens his beak and squeaks, "This isn't funny!"

You say, "Squeaky!"

You subject Volucer to a merciless teasing.

Isune blinks incredulously at Volucer.

Isune says, "Sorry, it's... ah... it's been a while..."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Volucer, "Now you're just
sounding like Kiarlea."

You giggle happily.

Adrienne flashes Isune a joyous smile.

You say to Isune, "We thought it was funny anyway."

You beam broadly at Isune.

Rhassi giggles happily.

Volucer opens his beak and squeaks, "It so is not."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Isune, "It fits."

You say to Volucer, "We could call you Squeaky now."

Nucoras nods his head emphatically.

Volucer opens his beak and squeaks, "I'll squeak you."

Syntobis giggles happily.

You say, "You will."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "I'm sticking with Birdbrain."

You nod your head sagely.

Unblooded Adrienne Mes'ard says to Volucer, "Your new name is Volucer, the
squeaky."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "She squeaks anyway."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Except when she manages to mess
it up."

You give Nucoras the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You say, "I'll never live it down."

Nucoras grins mischievously at you.

You blush furiously.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Of course not."

Volucer, the Squeaky opens his beak and squeaks, "I am not amused."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Unblooded Adrienne Mes'ard says, "But we are."

Adrienne giggles happily.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Volucer, the Squeaky, "We,
however, are."

The corners of Nucoras's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Syntobis giggles happily.

Rhassi giggles happily.

Isune flashes Marina a joyous smile.

You say to Volucer, the Squeaky, "At least you got your fluency back?"

Marina Whytetower, Oracle of Mysteries says to Volucer, the Squeaky, "It is
good to see that you've your voice back. I was worried there for a while."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "And he sounds much better than
before."

The corners of Nucoras's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Volucer, the Squeaky opens his beak and squeaks, "Argh!"

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "Did Lady Isune seriously name Volucer,
Volucer, the Squeaky. I was just kidding."

Marina's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "She did."

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): You say, "*giggle*."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Volucer, the Squeaky, "I'm
sure you'll attract all the Rocs you want with a voice like that."

The corners of Nucoras's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "Wow."

Isune says, "Terrible..."

Syntobis giggles happily.

Nucoras nods his head at Isune.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Rhassi says, "Uh huh."

Rhassi's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Volucer, the Squeaky opens his beak and squeaks, "I am never going to speak
another word again until this is fixed."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Volucer, the Squeaky,
"Excellent."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Volucer, the Squeaky, "Not
like your jokes are *that* good in the first place."

The corners of Nucoras's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Syntobis giggles happily.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Rhassi says, "What do he do to earn this..... umm...
favor?"

Adrienne grins mischievously at Nucoras.

Nucoras ponders the situation.

(The Mes'ard Dynasty): Adrienne says, "Hmmm, I don't know."

Nucoras begins to wield a bag of salt in his left hand.

Nucoras nods his head emphatically.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune dangles the bag of salt over Volucer's
head.

Volucer, the Squeaky glares angrily at Nucoras.

Unblooded Adrienne Mes'ard says to Nucoras, "If he bites you I'm gonna laugh."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Come on, Just say that you like
salt and you can have it."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Adrienne, "I'm expecting
that."

Adrienne's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

The corners of Rhassi's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Volucer, the Squeaky experimentally taps his beak against Nucoras' armor, then
makes a faint grunt.

Unblooded Adrienne Mes'ard says to Volucer, the Squeaky, "Didn't expect Isune
to actually name you Volucer, the Squeaky, sorry."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Nucoras grins mischievously at Volucer, the Squeaky.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Human in a can."

Nucoras nods his head sagely.

Rhassi's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Isune says, "Nobody ever actually gave me a title for him before, I thought it
might fit..."

The corners of Nucoras's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You giggle happily.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "It does."

Volucer, the Squeaky opens his beak and squeaks, "So You did do this on
purpose!"

Unblooded Adrienne Mes'ard says to Isune, "Oh it does, just didn't expect You
to take me seriously."

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says to Adrienne, "That's why you have
to be careful what you say around Her."

Nucoras chuckles long and heartily.

Adrienne giggles happily.

Rhassi giggles happily.

Lord Nucoras Mibri, Lost Oracle of Isune says, "Or think for some of us."

Nucoras coughs softly.

Unblooded Adrienne Mes'ard says to Nucoras, "Well, now I know."

Rhassi nods her head at Adrienne.

Adrienne's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.
Kiarlea2005-10-11 04:08:38
QUOTE(munsia @ Oct 11 2005, 11:38 AM)
carefull or you'll end up covered in splinters eyepoke.gif
203297



I'll set Isune on you! I'll tell Her you're Tainted and trying to make sure She stays Tainted!

*brandish hummingbird*
Munsia2005-10-11 04:35:02
QUOTE(Kiarlea @ Oct 11 2005, 12:08 AM)
I'll set Isune on you! I'll tell Her you're Tainted and trying to make sure She stays Tainted!

*brandish hummingbird*
203381


Psh Hajamin > Isune anyday.... at her current strength at least
Munsia2005-10-11 07:31:00


(Pebbles): Barrin says, "How are you guys doing?"

(Pebbles): You say, "I'm still waiting for a tutor."


Volpone vanishes before your eyes, scattered by the forest breeze.
You hear a rustling and turn to see Volpone emerging from the undergrowth.


Volpone beckons you to him.

You blink incredulously at Volpone.

You raise an eyebrow at Volpone.


Dedicant Volpone, of the Hart smiles and says to you, "I will tutor you for a
while."


(Pebbles): Barrin says, "Ok then Munsia. Meet me at the Mother tree and I'll
show you what to do."


Dedicant Volpone, of the Hart smiles with a wink and says, "And Barrin and
help."


Dedicant Volpone, of the Hart says, "Can, even."

You chuckle long and heartily.


(Hartstone): Barrin says, "Heh, Volpone wants to teach Munsia."

(Hartstone): You say, "Amusing."


"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.


Barrin chuckles long and heartily.
You chuckle long and heartily.


Volpone performs a quick search of the surroundings.

You pet Volpone ingratiatingly.


Dedicant Volpone, of the Hart says, "Let's go south so there are fewer
interruptions."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "Munsia, please read GHELP ADVANCES, GHELP ASPECTS,
GHELP BOOKBINDING, GHELP CREED, GHELP DEDICANTS, GHELP ENEMIES, GHELP
GOLDMAKING, GHELP GOBUGGEROFF, and GHELP FETISHES."

(Pebbles): You say, "Heh."

(Pebbles): You say, "HA."


Volpone leaves to the south.


(Pebbles): Barrin says, "Test in three minutes."

(Pebbles): You say, "'ghelp gobuggeroff'"


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "No, test now."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "What's the best food in the entirity of Lusternia?"
volpone I was only kidding *pet*
You tell Dedicant Volpone, of the Hart, "I was only kidding *pet*."


(Pebbles): Barrin says, "Oh oh oh!"

(Pebbles): You say, "Ibby's pork.. duh."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "BZZZT. Wrong."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "It's honey cakes."


(Pebbles): Barrin says, "Ok, one death."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "Stupid puppy."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "No, one GDF."

(Pebbles): You say, "Psh."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "Next question."


Volpone tells you, ":(."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "Who's the bestest Elder ever?"



(Pebbles): You say, "Kethuru?"


Volpone arrives from the south.

(Pebbles): You say, "OH I mean Hajamin."


"Bah!" Volpone retorts disgustedly.
3704h, 3704m, 3926e, 10p exk-

(Pebbles): You say, "My bad.."
-

(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "Same difference, but BZZT, wrong."

You wrap a comforting arm around Volpone.


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "Hajamin might be shiny, but Mother is silvery and
sparkles lots."


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "And tells Kalo to shut up."


Volpone performs a quick search of the surroundings.


(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "Hmm. Roark is the best."
(Pebbles): Kalodan says, "That's six GDFs."
(Pebbles): Barrin says, "Eww!"


(Pebbles): Barrin says, "Roark! Oh yes, kinda cool."
Tsuki2005-10-11 07:56:23
wink.gif Bards gone Wilde ...


(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Oh Munsia, the fiesty druid with fuzzy hair! She tumbles here, she tumbles there! She runs around killing Mags and Glooms! She used to be a Wiccan on a Broom! She has a fiery attitude, don't get in her way you silly dude! I've surely now incured her wrath, I'll be running along a forest path!"


(Serenwilde): Rizzen says, "He find them here, he find them there, his sniffs
em out, without a care! for they are his love, his achilles heel... Kalo loves
honeycakes!.. They make him squeal!!"

(Serenwilde): Cromkaa says, "Truly a brilliant lyricist."

(Serenwilde): Kusaragi says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Kiaden would be proud."

(Serenwilde): Rizzen says, "Thank you."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Aye - and Hajamin would through you off Avechna's
Peak."


(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "Kalodan, A boy A man, walking under Father Sun's
hand. He seeks to smoosh those from a city, he absolutely has no pity, for
those he sees as tainted beings, they anger him beyond all things. Fighting for
the White of Hart, he plays his honeycake inspired part. For the Etherwilde he
will sing, the absolutely more fae, then ling."
Kiarlea2005-10-11 09:23:03
Just you wait till we prop 'sune up with some essence!

wub.gif Isune