Hide all the schoolgirls! And make sure no robots pop up anywhere either!

lol that's so stupid. hahaha

Just be careful when you go to kill the tentesticals

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "That's just.... so weird..."

(Serenwilde): Shorlen says, "Amaru in the centre of the necropolis..."

(Serenwilde): Quvas says, "That is so wrong...is he touching the nexus?"

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "In a bad way."

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Amaru says "ohh nexus.. oh baby..""

That reminds me. Amaru, show us the log? Since you apparently aren't too aversed to embarrassing yourself anyway.

Edit:
Shiri ->
Me -> *edit*

Amaru you went and frolicked at the Megalith and you moaned when Ixion came and partyed at the Pool with us? Tut tut.

(Serenwilde): Arix says, "Greetings, Serens. My Oracle informs me that the following things are foretelling our doom this week: A steel greathelm, that furry thing that runs across my path, a large wood weevil, a bizarre platypus, Rickatee, and a carrot.. There are no updates this week on the kelpie situation. That is all."

(Serenwilde): Gwynevere says, "Not now Arix."

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Your oracle is clearly confused, and should probably be silenced."

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Since none of those things are even slightly related to the imminent danger."

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "THAT is all."

Cronnacht smirks.

Cronnacht says, "I like Nejii's oracle."

Paying attention at the wrong time causes eye damage

Seren Nejii Talnara, Gentle Phoenix says, "Bobs up and down?"
4326h, 2165m, 2940e, 10p elrxkdb-

Seren Nejii Talnara, Gentle Phoenix says, "In like, a circle."

...they were asking how will'o'the wisps skip, for clarification.

Don't lie... it was a typo... You're meant to have said:

"Oooh! Bob's up and down!"

...that one doesn't even make sense, at least the implied one was sorta funny, but...

EDIT: Heh, I wondered why you were all blinking at that. Guess you missed the context.

Master Silvanus d'Murani says, "If Shiro does not follow me in 10 seconds, I'm
killing him."

Aebrin peers about himself unscrupulously.

Master Silvanus d'Murani says, "10."

Master Silvanus d'Murani says, "9."

Master Silvanus d'Murani says, "8."

Reverant Mother, Marina Whytetower, Oracle of the Moon says, "Lemme pooka him."

Vesar urges Shiro onwards.

Master Silvanus d'Murani says, "7."


Master Silvanus d'Murani says, "6."

Master Silvanus d'Murani says, "5."

Rakor gives Shiro the once over.

"I'm sorry!" Shiro says with a blush.

Marina links hands with Gwynevere and Hajamin, forming a circle.

Because no one's posting, and this one shouldn't be missed:

Ialie Starfall says, "My robes are going to go soon."

"Woot!" you shout excitedly at Ialie.

Murphy clenches his fist and chortles "Ooer!"

Shorlen shouts out a happy "Yay!"

Entranced by Ialie, Nayl emits a long "Ooooh."

Ialie's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Ialie Starfall says, "You guys are SICK!"

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Dreadlord Murphy Carthan, Warrior of Urlach says, "Yep."

Shorlen hums innocently to himself.

1) Clothe our Admin!
2) Hey, Shiri, built in Lusternian typo.

(Harbingers of Salvation): Ialie says, "YOu know that if I didn't have trans
planar I would be at home licking my womb right."
2625h, 3750m, 4200e, 10p ex-
(Harbingers of Salvation): Ialie says, "WOUNDS*."

...and that looks so much like a real book I'm not sure whether to believe that. I'm guessing it originally had another title than "Hentai" and that's the only difference, right?

It's a "choose your own ending" book spoof. Though why someone wouldn't choose the appropriate Hentai ending is beyond me.

Yeah, that's what I meant, it look so similar to the real books like that I've seen I'm not sure whether it's real or completely fabricated, so I assumed it was just a real one with an edited title for the purpose of a spoof.